"you're going to find yourself outside looking in"

You couldn't pour piss out of a boot with directions written on a hill and someone reading them to you.

That should be "on the heel" shouldn't it?

I think your dad (or whoever) may have been right.

Same here.

How funny.

FAX

Goddammit son, you gone & dun knocked up your sister again

My mom's mom must have been totally superstitious. My mom used to always say "my mom always said....". Besides all of the superstitious stuff, my dad used to always say "When I say no, I mean no." Not really a saying, but it definitely always held true.

So she was hot? Pics or GTFO.

I need to be better at that as a parent.

My mother was deep and insightful.

"A true friend never truely follows."

"You never trust a man who doesn't drink coffee."

"Here, smoke this Meth it'll help your back."

My mom started with no, but if you could get her up to a maybe you knew you had it. If she meant no, she'd say "go ask your dad". That's when we knew the answer was really no.

As a parent no means no. I'm really glad my ex and I always stuck with that. It sure as hell made things a lot easier later.

She looks just like momma

It could have been meant that way. LOL

These came from my dad's dad. His family came from W. Virginia. :)

LMAO

I picked up "Okie Dokie" from my mother. I say it all the time and it irritates me when I do.