If Matt Cassel was a great Sit Com, he'd be Happy Days.

If Matt Cassel was a TV newsanchor he'd be Katie Couric

If Matt Cassel was an Olympic Skier, he'd be Sony Bono

If Matt Cassel was a model, he'd be Kirstie Tynes.

If Matt Cassel was a nurse, he'd be badgirl.

LMAO

If Cassel was a Doctor he'd be Kevorkian

If Matt Cassel were a thief, he'd be Midnight Vulture.

If Matt Cassel was an ISP, he'd be AOL

If Matt Cassel was a hot dog, he'd be a Bar-S.

If Cassel was a GM he'd value Center as the most important position

If Matt Cassel was a safety he'd be Sabby Piscatelli

If Matt Cassel was a pristine lawn, he'd be crabgrass.

If matt Cassel were a dancer, he would be a Clogger.

http://www.wildcountrycloggers.com/clogging.jpg

If Matt Cassel was a piece of workout equipment, he'd be a Shake Weight

If Matt Cassel were a girl, he'd be the ****y, fat one who cock blocks you from banging her hot friend at the end of the night

If Matt Cassel were a cell, he'd be cancer

If Matt Cassel were a commissioner, he'd be Roger Goodell

If Matt Cassel were a LT, he'd be Tony Mandarich

If Matt Cassel made the pro bowl, he'd be an alternate

If Matt Cassel was a self righteous, religious phony, attention whoring, murdering linebacker that is only accepted because he's good, he'd be Ray Lewis.

If Matt Cassel thought the government orchestrated Sandy Hook and 9/11, he'd be a moonbat