There's something happening here...
 

What it is ain't exactly clear

Dave

If you give me some more information perhaps I can help you to understand just what is going on.

First off, where is "here?"

And why are you confused?

It's a super nova! We're doooomed, doooooomed!

Think a little older...

Dave

Greg if this super nova to which you refer is in fact our own star, the sun, then yes, we are most likely doomed.

However, in the event that it is a star in a neighboring galaxy or in the cosmos, we should be quite well protected.

When are you ever going to get your name back?

Theres a man with a gun over there

Dave

thought it was Hendrix but, not sure now.... :hmmm:

I knew there was something I forgot to investigate; wait a moment and I'll consult my eight ball.

Buffalo Springfield!

Yes!

...It says maybe. :shrug:

Stop. Now.

What's that sound?

Oh yeah...

Good song...

Dave

Damn, did I give my age away?
Shit

Dave, I must advise you that a man with a gun "over there," as you put it, is potentially much more dangerous than the aforementioned supernova.

UP, this is an interesting question. You have heard this sound, but naturally none of the rest of us have experienced it.

I am afraid, my friend, that you and you alone can tell us what that sound is.

I was thinking 'watchtower' at first for some dumb reason, kudos...

What a relief; I thought all those years of blasting my car stereo had finally taken it's toll....wait I think I hear it too!

Shut up.

I think one of my cats made a poo.

I have heard it too. It is very common in the USA.

Some refer to it as a nutrient...

Some call it giving back to which you have received from...

Some call it fertilizer...


But when you cut all the bullshit, it is just shit!!!

UP, if one of your felines excreted, it is probable that it also made a sound. What you most likely heard was the expulsion of gas from their rectum. This is also known as a FART.

Alright I'll shut up. You don't have to tell me twice; when someone wants me to shut up then I shut up. Ya don't have to draw me a picture, because I can take a hint; ya don't have to hit me over the head to get me to shut up. If you want me to shut up, then I'm gonna respect your wishes and shut up.

ROFLROFLROFL

Me too! I've got 2 days left before one of those biggie birthdays ugghh...

Dave

STFU :p ROFL

I would respond, but I'm much too busy shutting up. :D

Boy you are getting this shutting up business down to a T aren't you. ROFL

Actually, it was made 100% clear tonight.... :deevee:

ROFL
Oh, I thought I had it down to an S.


Oops; I forgot I'm shutting up.

???

Don't ask, so I won't have to tell. Just hasn't been the best evening.

Got it. FWIW...It hasn't been for me either; the moon must full or something.

I think things overall are kinda weird today. It is suppossed to snow tonight here in central California, that hasn't happened since 1988.....

Yeah; it was 70 degrees here in SE Kansas. Go figure.

Why does that remind me of Father of the Bride?

Is that the one with Steve Martin, or am I thinking of another one?

Steve Martin plays basketball with his daughter in the snow.

Uh, I dunno know. Why does that remind you of that? I think I saw that movie when I was in high school. Were you even born at that time?? :)


Where the hell is my card table?

:thumb:

Great movie. Hope my 2 year daughter turns out as bright as his.

You'll never get the card table. Might as well learn to deal with it.

Silly me. I forgot the card table was income......... :) Can I least have my records back.....?

I'm keeping the Chipmunks Christmas and the Grease Soundtrack. Otherwise, behave yourself, and yes, you'll get them back.

I'm always the 'bad guy'....

actually thatd be wrong, if there were a supernova, they can send shock waves throughout the galaxy and mess with the earths magnetic field

That was slick how you slipped in the song title from the thread starter
:)

Are you telling me.....that I got to beware?

Yes you do.

There's a man with a gun over there.

Spill....

Dave

Telling me I got to beware.

Dave

Well you know....nobody's right if everybody's wrong.

briiinnnggg.

FAX

Hello. How are you?
Have you been alright, through all those lonely lonely lonely lonely lonely nights

Dave

Stop, children......

....I'd tell you everything, if you'd pick up that telephone.

Whats that Sound?

"I have a collect call for Mrs. Floyd from Mr. Floyd..will you accept the charges?"

Everybody LOOK!

What's going down?

:hmmm:

Spill the wine, take that pearl?

There must be someone else there besides your wife to answer.

[/Heavy Sigh]

Just my luck and my life. Last night, I was a blubbering fool. Today, much better. I think a trip to Wal-Mart will help, too.

See he keeps hanging up.

Hanging up?

You keep me....hanging on.

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Day after day/Love turns grey/ Like the skin of a dying man....

And night after night....

But I have grown older and you have grown colder and nothing is very much fun any more.

Thanks; I sometimes do that without even realizing it. :D

Yer alright! :D

I haven't read the rest of the thread at this point, so I am going to chime in, if someone else got it, congrats.

"Stop! Children what's that sound, everybody look what's goin down."

Anyone who's ever seen a Vietnam movie understood Dave's post.

Twas February 1988 to be exact, I was in the 5th Grade.

Didn't snow where I live.

There's a man with a gun over there....
Telling me I got to beware

eh, 40 is not the end of the road...

now 50, that really sucks... :D :D :D

True, but they both beat the alternative! :D