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Ninjas wanted!11!!
I just ran across this on Craigslist. I don't own a Ninja costume so I guess I'm out but this might prove valuable for those of you searching for a ninja club. Ninja linky.
######################################### Ninjas are Gathering Reply to: ninja@springfieldninja.com Date: 2007-02-11, 3:20PM CST I am looking for Ninja in Springfield to join my Springfield Clan. Become a Springfield Ninja and you will never fail. Code: To assist each other in business, to help each other in obtaining employment, to assist the widows and orphans of our brothers, to give mutual aid to our brothers in any way that they may need, and assemble for mutual pleasure and entertainment. When: The first event is in the planning, 30+ plus ninja are needed. You will need a ninja outfit and be registered with springfieldninja.com More details will be revealed soon. * it's ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests PostingID: 277107750 |
Is this some sort of sick joke?
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Of course I do. Who doesn't?
But they are very secretive. I question opening a sanction in this fashion. Typically they communicate through smoke signals and meet in unknown historical, meaningful venues. I question the authenticity of this. I wonder what Chuck Norris would do if he this crossed his radar-screen... |
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I've saved it to My Favorites. I'll plan on studying/practicing hard over the weekend. |
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BloodNinja is the best ninja.
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Urban dictionary definition 1 of the Ninja
1. ninja I gathered some facts about them: Ninja don't sweat. Bullets can't kill a ninja. Ninja invented skateboarding Only a ninja can kill a ninja. Regular humans are useless. Ninja never wear headbands with the word "ninja" printed on them. Ninja can breath underwater anytime they want. Ninja can change clothes in less than 1 second. Ninja don't smoke, but they do use smoke bombs. Ninja always land on their feet. If they don't have feet they will land on their nubs. Ninja invented the internet. Ninja don't eat or drink very much, and they never have to go to the bathroom. Ninja always move to America when making a new start as a non-assassin. Ninja don't play sports. Unless killing is a sport. Ninja can crush golfballs with 2 fingers, any two fingers. Ninja have a bad temper when they lose at anything. They will usually cut off the winners head before they have time to gloat. Ninja lie all the time. Even when the truth serves better, ninja will lie anyway. Ninja swords are always straight with a square handle guard. Always. Curves are for girls. Lack any personality Wear headbands Fight skillfully with any object Can remove a spleen in one swift motion Live in your house secretly for days Can remove their shadow if needed Hurl shurikens Go anywhere they want instantly Catch bullets in their teeth Kill themselves if they make a noise Can run 100 miles on their hands Train 20 hours/day starting from age 2 Have cool words like Seppuku Are masters of disguise Can hover for hours Flip out and kill everything Are completely self-sufficient. Split planks vertically with their nose Can hide in incense smoke Kill people. Ninjas are the best guitar players. Ever. Ninjas do NOT wear spandex. A Samurai is NOT a ninja. Dragon Ball Z characters are NOT ninjas. If you see a ninja, he is NOT a ninja. Some guy: "Ninjas are totally sweet" Some other guy: "True true" |
Ninjas are so sweet that I want to crap my pants.
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