JJ Birden will join you for lunch or your fantasy draft for $250!
 

Heard this on Fox sports radio today....and of course, no one knew who he was.

You can hear JJ's "Story" for $500 bucks! LMAO

Enjoy: http://www.thuzio.com/jj-birden.html

(obligatory...sorry, if repost!)

Who are you and who's JJ Birden?

You cant make this stuff up:

Memorable Experiences

Lunch or Dinner
$250
JJ will join you and your guests at lunch or dinner. You choose the restaurant and you choose what you want to talk about. JJ will share stories from his career.

Fantasy Draft
$250
Surprise your football buddies by inviting JJ to a live fantasy draft!

Pick-Up Game
$250
Make your next pick-up game unforgettable by inviting JJ to join.

Attend a Game
$400
Have an extra seat at the game? JJ will join you and your guests and share insight on the game. Discuss JJ's career with the Chiefs and his trajectory in becoming a professional.

Round of Golf
$400
JJ will complete your foursome for a round of golf. He'll be the perfect fourth for your Sunday outing, and will spice up the round with tales from his time in the pros.

Celebrations
$500
Invite JJ to join you and your guests at your celebration! He'll be sure to be entertaining company.

Appearance
$500
Hire JJ to make a guest appearance at your next event! JJ’s appearance will be the perfect way to promote your store opening, bank, gym, car dealership, etc.

Hear Their Story
$500
JJ will share his story with up to 20 people. Your small group of friends, students, coworkers, or event attendees will be inspired by JJ’s path to success.

I wouldn't give him a nickel for any of that and I actually like the guy.

How about Eric Berry?

http://www.thuzio.com/all/football/eric-berry.html

Wow...really?

I'll give $2 to golf with him as long as he pays his own fees.

Its sad really....the only thing missing is a "BJ for a cheeseburger" category!

I want to become their "agent" / :Pimp:

Do these people have boobies and a golden vagina or what?

Really? I figure he's got the scratch he can flip for the beer.

Wow thats messed up. And Im friends with him on facebook.

did it cost you $250 bucks!!!???

I KEED, I KEED....:p

Seems sad and cool all wrapped up into one. Surprised actually about those prices a bit, but I guess he probably isn't in much demand.

I think we're all forgetting this is a man who caught passes from Joe Montana in NFL games, not very many people on earth have done that. I think it'd be incredible to sit and BS with him for a couple hours about everything early 90s Chiefs and certainly worth a few hundred bucks.