CP's Roast of.....Hootie presented by rico
Alright, rico, billay, and anyone else wanting to do some roasting of the enigma Hootie here is your stage. If it's popular, we'll continue with the series. If it blows...well we'll just pretend it never happened.
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Hootie likes Peyton Manning so much that you'd think he was a cornerback opposing him in the playoffs.
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Chuck Norris's dick is so big it has it's own dick. And chuck Norris's dick's dick is bigger than hootie's dick.
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This blows
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hootie is a great guy and one of my very best friends. I like everything he has ever posted and he is the smartest at football on CP.
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IQ of 175+
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Hootie doesn't get tipped by black people, pisses (literally)on his friends, and gambles like a mother ****er.
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one time when hootie was 18 years old he went on a camping trip with his friends...while he was in a tent he pretended to give his best friend head...his best friend pelvic thrusted and stabbed hootie in the tooth with his erect penis
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Bukkake
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