Guy downstairs with an amp.
 

Dude in the apartment below me won't shut up.

He's got a microphone and an electric guitar and he keeps playing and singing.

It's some pretty emotional stuff, too.

Like Simon & Garfunkel stuff.

You know, music for pussies.

He's been going for a couple hours.

Suggestions?

Put a bowl of antifreeze next to his door, knock, and run.

antifreeze leave outside problem solved.

Put on a nice sweater. Knock on his door with flowers. When he opens, tell him you are so glad he has finally expressed how he feels for you and you feel the same.

Mix antifreeze with Amthrax..

That is freaky, you guys thinking of that at the same time.

I got a 12 gauge you can borrow.

Learn the words... go down and have a sing along. Kum-by-ya mother ****er.

I wasn't very good at apartment living. Therefore, I have no advice.

Stab him in the face.

Soak a knife in antifreeze. Then shoot him.

Just send God of Thunder a PM asking him to turn it down a notch. Civility rules.

Request Bridge Over Troubled Water.

Bullshit. Ask him to play some Ted. If he says no, shoot him.

Win