How can we expect to compete in a world with leaders as capable as this?
 

I fear for our futures... This guy has a mind like a steel trap, and the kind of control that makes even the most finely tuned athlete look pale in comparison.

We're doomed!


Eleven holes-in-one in a single round...

Tue Aug 2,10:59 AM ET



SEOUL (Reuters) - North Korea's Dear Leader Kim Jong-il never forgets a phone number, a cadre's career or a line of computer code.

According to an article posted Tuesday on a Web site run by North Korea, Kim wakes up early every day for intensive memory training where he sits down and commits to his keen mind items such as the phone numbers of workers in his Stalinist state.

"I remember all computer codes and telephones that workers are using now," Kim was quoted as saying on the Web Site "Uri-Min-jok-kiri" (www.uriminzokkiri.dprkorea.com), or "Among our People."

Kim surprised a group of North Korean officials attending a meeting in 2002 by recalling all their phone numbers "with lightning speed," the site said.

On a day Kim visited a cemetery, he looked around at the tombs and he remembered the achievements, characteristics, tastes and bereaved family members for hundreds of the dead by a quick glance at the names on tombstones, it said.

"All the attendants were surprised at his incredible memory," the site says.

North Korean propaganda is ripe with the amazing achievements of its Dear Leader. The highly controlled state also closely monitors its citizens to make sure they do not speak out against Kim or challenge his rule.

Kim pilots jet fighters, pens operas, produces movies and accomplished a feat unmatched in the annals of professional golf by shooting 11 holes-in-one on the first round he ever played.

The Web Site said Kim told all workers they should develop their ability to memorize. "The memory of a person gets better when a person uses their brain often," he was quoted as saying.



http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20050802/...RpBHNlYwM3NTc-

:spock:

I bet he has a pet liger.

ROFL

That's great. Watch your back Tiger.

I don't buy that $3it for a minute. Not even at child labor prices...

Yeah. If he could just stop raping little girls, he might have a shot at the Nobel Peace Prize. Schucks, he's probably already the frontrunner for the UN's "I Don't fuck Little Girls" chair.

I had no idea such a position existed...

Oh sure. The French are pretty cocksure about coming in first place, particularly in Africa.

I need to get that guy a ticket to go to vegas...to count some cards with me.

<img src="http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,420060,00.jpg">

HERRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

<img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/181/1232/1024/Kim_Jong_Il_balls_small.jpg">




-EB-...that stands alone

11 holes in one my ass.................


:rolleyes:

KEEP F***ING DOUBTING KIM JONG IL!

I don't know if you realized that, but the article talks about how ridiculous the whole NK propaganda is. None of that is true, lol.

Pssssh, Scanlon could hit all 18 holes in one, provided a driver could be fashioned that could harness his inate power. As it stands now, Scanlon just liquifies the ball upon contact.