Need the CP braintrust to name a drink.
 

ok, it's a dive bar drink... basically just a vodka(sometimes flavored vodka) soda but with a twist...

It has a flavorice freezer bar in it...

For the life of me I can't think of a decent name. And yes it is a "girly" drink... but this bar needs anything that might increase the girl traffic.

Picture to illustrate...

Reminds me of a bomb pop.

Maybe something with "bomb" in it.

Bombdotcom.

That configuration is bombpopesque but it comes in all different flavors and colors. (colours if you are Donger) So it could have a slightly tinted drink with a green or purple bar in it... get the drift?

Mr. Freeze's Big Stick

ok NOW WE'RE TALKING!

The antifreeze

Tingle
Man With A Job
Room Service In Sweatpants
Turned Out Negative

Makes sense.

Still like my suggestion though.

Need a feminine name thought for the drink.

Knocked Up.

Girly drink you say? The Matt Cassel.

The Lance Armstrong

Ball Sweat

Wet Bomb

PIIMB?

What bar? I'm here in Austin. Just curious.

Oh, and "Deepthroat"

____ Sipsicle. (fill in blank with flavor or color)

Thats too damn hard to say. Imagine trying to say that when you're drunk? **** that.

How about a Blue Dildo? Change the flavor to make it a Purple Dildo. Or a Green Dildo.

Vodka Wand.

Longice.

This is brilliant actually. Drunk people like drinks that have sexual innuendos in their name, and drunk chicks usually like playing with Dildos. It's a win/win.

NXNW

The _____flover you want___Vodsicle ..or some combination therein

Yeah....what Fish said.

great minds think a like

Frigid Wench

Fridgid Cherry

The panty twister

Feminine name that the women won't forget: The Long Hard Wet One

This bar is in DFW but there is a bar with it in Austin. It's owned by an ex of mine and her husband. It was on Bar Rescue about 6 months ago! The Brixton. If you watch that episode of Bar Rescue.. about 90% of it is complete make believe. They make her husband out to be a complete dick but it was all for the show.

ok this is really good. Not sure if the owner will go for it... but I'm picking up what you're putting down man.

Lots of good ones here.. keep them coming and I'll make a poll and send him the top 3.

Lol, I caught that last weekend and thought there was no way that was real. That guy picks out the dumbest names too, Rocket 6 or some shit like that. I did like how he did the food truck outside tied into the bars computer system for ordering. That was pretty cool and I hadn't seen that before.

Titanic?

Iceberg?

Niceberg?

Feminine itch.

Regular John

Measuring Stick

What the hell is that

Vodcicle

Wet Stick

Balls deep

Call it Popstar easy to say, and whatever color they want just add it to the front,
green popstar
blue popstar
etc

IBTC -- Itty Bity Titty Committee.

Yep they did it for the free bar renovation. Oh and Sara is NOT pregnant like they stated at the end of the show.

The exwife. It's an ice cold bitch who's sure to get somebody laid.

Junk Dunk

Clam Jam

I'm going with a frigid ****.

It's a big ol ice schlong and a cherry.

I stand by it, 23 percent.

Ha! I watched that when it aired!

I figured a lot of it was bullshit. And yeah, her husband looked like a royal asshole. Has business picked up?

Austin icer

Coitus clap.

Business was always fine; they just needed a bunch of structural repairs and this was a way to have them paid for. Tim(the husband) can be a dick but he is usually just messing with people.. nothing mean spirited.

The Fap

Yeah, they made the food truck seem like it was this old ****'s brilliant idea... The only thing is that any decent bar down here, especially on East 6th, does that already.

Maybe not with the ordering inside, but some have phone apps where you can order, and most have the truck inside the bar's outdoor area so you don't even have to leave or set your drink down.

Pretty par for the course in this town.

Horny Eskimo

Nicicle

Whiskey Dick

Flavor Saver

I like the horny eskimo (he said with no shame)

Do you know Miletus from Austin Facial Hair Club by chance? He DJs at the Brixton and some other similar dives on occasion. Old friend of mine.

And that bar rescue was a horrible one. So bad that I ended up googling it and seeing Tim talk about how it was all bullshit and they did it for publicity and the free makeover basically.

The Cassel


"Just one of these and you won't be able to put your hat on right"

Is it strong?

50 shades of blackout.

Heh or simple

The Ice Tease

Can't say that I know him. Likely I've seen him around though.

He's a character.

https://twitter.com/TheRealMiletus

Santa's Helper

The North Pole

Arctic Wood

Alaskan Pipeline

Siberian Schlong

Cocksickle.

The Austin Chiller.

I would use taller glassware. That looks like a cumbersome thing to drink.

but anyways.

Spiked Popsicle

frozen dildo

Red Rocket. Or whatever color it happens to be.

Red balled frozen dick with a frost glaze.

I'd call it

"Don't put that ****ing thing in my drink"

lol

Frozen rufie,

texas tingler

cherry flavored cocksickle

frozen cum shot

Panty Dropper

The Ice Breaker

Ivan's Flavored Stick

Shrivel stick

frozen cocksickle

blue cum

Brixton, you say?

How about "BiggeststixinBrix"? Just to hear a chick say, "I had three of the BiggeststixinBrix" would be reason enough.

You can make stickers that say "I chugged the BiggestixinBrix".

They already have a name for theirs this is for a bar in DFW.. Arlington TX to be exact. Near Rangers and Cowboys stadiums.

This bar's name is Sunshine Club... and NO it isn't a gay bar. Just a really old dive bar with super cheap drinks.