OK, why would straight people do it in da butt?
 

Homosexuals, I understand.

What's with straight chicks taking up the poop-shoot? :shake:

I mean, is that what Led Zepplin meant in "In through the 'out door'"? Enquiring minds want to know.... :hmmm:

You'd have to ask Phobia. It's all he talks about......well, except blowjobs.

I've noticed that too....and Pink, didn't "look" the type....makes me kinda wonder 'where' he's gettin' that action. :hmmm:

Naturally I have zero experience with such practices, but I have heard popping it in the pooper is tighter than the tightest vagina. Or something.

Still.... :shake:

I mean, doc gave me a "husband's stitch" for each of my four kids, so I'm good. :hmmm:

Aren't you a Nosy "htismaqe"!

FTR I agree with most of the "straight dudes" it's exit only outback.

so you're saying the doc made it tighter for him? interesting

what's a matter Sdchief? Never gave her the Shocker?

That's ALMOST rep.... ROFL

Nah, I keep it all out of the stink; maybe my some of my ancestors came over on the MayFlower or somethin'... :shake:

hey, leon phelps said "do it in da butt." so that's the definitive reason

Don't know who Leon is but by golly his relative Fred would say "DIE bundle of sticks DIE!!!" :shake:

"Ladie's Man" from SNL...

No relation to Fred. ROFL

fred may have recieved attention from an uncle as a wee pissant

If it feels good for boys to do it to other boys, wouldn't it stand to reason it would feel good to do it to girls?

Feels good? THAT can't be the explanation....can it? :shake:

You're such an uptight little bitch, SD. Live a little.

I ain't "little"

I aint' a "bitch"

And I ain't "uptight"

STRIKE 3, you're out.... :p

Seriously though, why stick it where the poopy comes out? :shake:

More importantly, why do you care?

Phil keeps talkin' about it; as well as others...and this whole "gay" thing....I just don't get it. Really. :shake:

:shrug:

I seriously don't know (but not against finding out), but I understand it's supposed to feel AMAZING.

Maybe you should experiment, see what all the hubbub's about, you know?

I'm guessing you understand pretty well... :)

I'll ask the wife... ROFL

Nice try; four kids later....I like the 'gina.....sorry.

Curious, because WHY would you trade 'gina for colon? :shake:

:hmmm:

Maybe....but, I think I'll pass. :shake:

Not trading one for the other... complimenting, or augmenting, or in addition to...

Never thought of it quite like that.... :hmmm:




But it still don't sound appealin'. I mean, when you can have Filet Mignon, why settle for a bologna sandwich? :hmmm:

Are you kidding???? there's nothing to compare to the bloody nose you get when "it" accidently slips into the poopshoot. Then there is the pleading and grovelling when you have to promise to never let it happen again. C'mon Rob you know how it is, don't be playing coy with the Planet.

But from what I understand, it's not exactly a bologna sandwich... it's more like Filet Mignon compared to a lobster. Different, but still very, very good. Just depends what you want then and there... :shrug:

Great tucker max story on the subject.

http://www.tuckermax.com/tuckertriesbuttsex.html
Warning - its pretty graphic.

I read that last weekend... funny stuff. But disgusting as hell.

I'll bookmark this for another night. Thanks, Miles. ROFL

Yeah Rausch posted it a little while ago. The friend in the closet was great.

Accidentally, huh? That's how it first happens....? I still don't see it....and no, I'm not playin' coy; this is somethin' "we" agree on.... :hmmm:

ROFL

That quote, was from the CB Thread....if you haven't noticed there IS a differences between Assholes and Cornerbacks, but maybe it's just me. :harumph:

:p

Cornerbacks can be shitty too.

I know, but between work and another BB, I'm only paying attention to two or three threads... one is this one, the other is the CB thread... I laughed out loud when I read that and thought it would be appropriate for this thread...

:thumb:

Yeah, yeah...I gave you rep.

Bastard. ROFL

Awesome. Thanks. I'll rep you back for making me laugh at 1 a.m. while I'm workin'!

one thing is for sure, i wanted to do jamie in the butt, and i wasn't going to let a 300 dollar tab stand in my way

That's from the Tucker Max thing, right?

Some girls really dig it...enough said...

If its not your style no big deal.

A nun and a dude who wants to give some girl anal sex are on a bus. The guy starts talking to the nun saying how she is missing out on sex. He asks her if she ever wants to have sex. She says yes, but she wants to remain a virgin. So he tells her if you go anal it doesn't count. She will still be a virgin. So they have backdoor action in the back of the bus. Afterwards the guy confesses that she is now no longer a virgin because they really had sex. She tells him "it's ok i lied too, my name is greg and i am on my way to a custume party"

Word, Carlos. :thumb:

Alternative, I can relate too; but seems kinda strange to this guy...I'm with you on the "tossed salad" IF you are talkin' back-door.... ROFL

AMEN! JUST SAY NO TO ANALINGUS!

Of Course... but isnt that wierd... its only inches away yet you try to stay as far from it as possible....

Wow. Didn't know that. Wonderin' if it's a "contemporary" thing... :hmmm:

Feeling good isn't an option? I suppose Gay people do it because they are... bored? :p

Parcheesi is far less invasive.

No idea...I know a few girls who I am friends with who have done it and after not liking initially really enjoy it.

I'm pretty sure butt humping has always been around.
ROFL

I am no gay expert, but I am guessing gays do it because they have no other alternative... thats their way of having sex... I know a few gays that only give it, but would never take it...

Good point.... ROFL

ROFL I wasn't gonna say it, but only thought on this thread is "I imagine it's because they think it feels good and they enjoy it, duh."

I've often, repeat: OFTEN, heard the prostate referred to as the male G-spot, as far as men taking it. I've known three guys who were, unexpectedly, fingered while doin' their girl and ALL OF THEM said while they didn't really like being fingered, they orgasmed immediately like they never had before or since.

Now, even knowing that, it's still not something I want to try... takin' it that is. Not opposed to giving, but doubt I'll have the chance. The wife seems REALLY opposed. But we've only been married for 2 years... a few years down the road we may look for something a little different. Not a problem right now.

That's certainly acceptable as an "answer;" I just thought the whole "poop shoot" angle might be disgusting to most average people....but like I said earlier, maybe I had relatives on the MayFlower... :hmmm:

What reason would people to have to do it if they didn't enjoy it?

You think people sit around and have butt sex to piss off the religious right?? ROFL

That's why I have oral sex in public... pisses Sen. Santorum off.

That's also because the most sensitive nerves in the male body are the nerves around the rectal cavity.

Yup.

No, no; not at all... ROFL

I was just tryin' to figure how they get past the thought of it...the repulsiveness of it....even if it is "enjoyable." Hell, spankin' the monkey is cool, but not the same "stigma"--in my mind at least. It seems that would be much "preferable."

On the other hand, whatever floats your boat I suppose; to each his own. :shrug:

Bingo...

Well, I can understand your viewpoint, I'm personally not all that enamored with the idea, but I think of it in the sense that there's probably somebody out there right now (maybe even in your neighborhood) doing something far more bizarre than just straight up anal, so it's like "ehhh"...

That's in Road Trip. Great movie.

This reminds me a story. One time several years back i was at a party. And this chick was talking to me and was telling me that she has never had to take a dump in her life. And how she has a clean poop shoot. She told me several times that she wasn't lying, and kept trying to convince me. I think she wanted me do the nasty with her. Bad thing was her husband was right there. And i could remember thinking is this whole thing is wierd.

so is the point of this topic for us to tell you that if your wife/ woman likes it and its tight and feels good, do you plan on doing the due diligence like you did on the legalization of marijuana topic? are you looking toward switching to the other team? And just need a swift kick to help you get starteD?

Yeah, the thread starter has issues on it for sure. Strange.

heh... your story of the girl that cant take a shit is bizarre also...

Yeah tell me about it. I told some people i work with the story and they were laughing and couldn't believe it either.

truthfully, if you hang around the internet a while on various freely existing sites, stileproject for instance, it doesn't take long before you're desensitized to an increasingly disturbing amount of things.
no longer is dwarf scat porn so bad.
the news from around the world, seeing the pictures of blown apart heads.
what i'm sayin is
a man defiling a woman is ok.
a man defiling a man is not ok, contrary to what TV would have you believe.

also, kissing a woman right after she swallows you is ok? you say ok? ewwwww

I know what you are saying. I think that the people who watch Jerry Springer all the time start to think that there are many people like that out in the world.
Trailer trash is all thats on that show.

You last sentence requires a good mouthwash at minimum for a kiss.

:shake:

Thats lame. I mean WTF? I think you have homosexual tendencies dude.



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My two daughters are pretty opened about their sex lives, they claim to like it. I told them that old dad never ever wanted to try to do the poop chute thingy and the wife told me she has a frying pan bigger than my head.

But then the son in law told me he likes to go down on the fudge factory. :shake: Kids ? :shake:

I consider myself to be pretty darn open, but these are both things I never want to be told about by my children...

I'm....somewhat concerned about just how open you are with your kids. I don't think I could be that frank and forthright with my own...

We are a close knit family.

I do find it interesting to hear some of the other stories ( sex toys, etc. ) that I missed as I grew up a kid .

Needless to say, it's not the same as my days !:D

Just stories, that's it. Changing life styles of young adults growing up. No need to read more into this.

But I did tell the son in law that I prefer the store bought'n fudge or the Betty Crocker box mix. :D

I think he called it, tossing the salad or dirty sanchez ? What's up with that ? It's outta my league .

There was a girl around here that we used to call "Put It To Me."

Absolutely freak-o slut that people called when they were really drunk, late at night, and needed a piece. She was actually pretty decent looking too, just a real headcase to deal with.

Anyway, she'd let guys do her anally, but claimed she was "saving herself for her husband", so she didn't let anyone do her vaginally. We always suspected that the "saving herself for her husband" story was BS, and she was just a freak that liked it up the poop chute.