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Hammock Parties 11-19-2010 08:12 AM

The Fake Matt Cassel
 
This deserves it's own thread. I hope the guy who started this account is as diligent in updating it as KingNeckBeard. Hilarious.

http://twitter.com/Casseld

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Just landed, oh man do I miss my Parents. I miss them almost more than I miss my receivers.
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Just went 11-5 in Black ops, Im the ****ing man. Now If only I can get my team to realize this.
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@NotPhilbaroni HEY! Do you have any advice I can use on the Field to help my guys? I TOTALLY rock but they can't seem to pick up my swag.
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@abland9 Hey, I got a $63 million dollar contract that says I can buy you.
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14 touchdowns, 950 yards, 0 Interceptions, and thats just in practice. Cardinals are ****ED. DEAD MEN WALKING.
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Just watched the Dolphins/Bears game on DVR. I must be seeing things because I swear I saw that dirty Skeleton ****er taking snaps. Weird.

Johnny Vegas 11-19-2010 08:15 AM

Gold

BigMeatballDave 11-19-2010 08:20 AM

LMAO

Hammock Parties 11-19-2010 08:22 AM

As much as Cassel gets talked about here, a fake Cassel CP account would be hilarious.

Especially if he went around saying "Oh yeah? I have 63 million reasons you're an idiot."

Johnny Vegas 11-19-2010 08:24 AM

he can buy 63 million 5 piece chicken nuggets from wendys

HotRoute 11-19-2010 08:25 AM

This guy definately sounds like a planateer. Cmon somebody own up to it

Shogun 11-19-2010 10:36 AM

lol

why would somebody fess up to a fake twitter account if it was them?

Scorp 11-19-2010 10:37 AM

I would rather have this guy at Quarterback.

The Franchise 11-19-2010 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Gif Horse (Post 7183298)

Dude.....that shit is ****ing awesome.

Hammock Parties 11-19-2010 10:45 AM

I sure hope Cassel doesn't start tweeting during the game. He doesn't need the distraction.

gblowfish 11-19-2010 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by badmajama (Post 7183312)
he can buy 63 million 5 piece chicken nuggets from wendys

That's 315 million chicken nuggets.

That's gonna need a lot of dipping sauce.

PunkinDrublic 11-19-2010 11:01 AM

I've always thought about creating a fake twitter account of an athlete or a celebrity. The potential to mislead people is too much fun to pass up.

jspchief 11-19-2010 11:11 AM

That AztecaTV reporter is lucky she never brought her fine ass around our locker room.KO mushroom bruises across the face aint easy to hide!

Pants 11-19-2010 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by jspchief (Post 7183617)
That AztecaTV reporter is lucky she never brought her fine ass around our locker room.KO mushroom bruises across the face aint easy to hide!

Hahahahaha. Been a while since I heard a mushroom print joke.

The Franchise 11-19-2010 11:17 AM

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Going to get Mccluster from the Colquitt's..Lil guy got stuck in the car seat and they forgot about him. Do I have to do everything? Ugh!
ROFL


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