Boy killed by bull - but not your normal bull.
 

It's hard to image how this could happen.

http://www.kvue.com/news/Texas-teen-...212842911.html

Texas teen impaled on horn of bull statue

LUBBOCK, Texas (AP) -- A 14-year-old West Texas boy is dead after he ran into a bull statue on the Texas Tech University campus and impaled himself on one of its horns.

University spokesman Chris Cook says Miguel Martinez impaled himself while playing hide-and-seek with friends in the pre-dawn hours of Saturday morning.

Campus police say Martinez was at the museum with two adults and two minors when police were called to the scene. Police say Martinez was running on the National Ranching Heritage Museum on the Texas Tech campus when the horn pierced his chest.

I would say the slaying of a Hispanic boy might be considered a hate crime, but then I remembered that bulls are actually colorblind.

We all know what happens when you mess with a bull.

How much better would our world be if only our politicians would ban all bull?!?!?!?!

They should have been playing hide and seek medical attention.

These teen agers get more and more horny each year.

The problem is that they've so gutted Texas sex ed that boys apparently don't know they're not supposed to be the ones being impaled.

They shouldn't let those things run around free like that.

He just wanted to stick around. Can't he just hang out?

Where's the poll?

In Miguel?

...And Now

Well thats what you call taking the bull by the horns.

Are we sure he was playing hide and seek and not looking for a sheep that was lost on a trip to the Sangra de Cristo mountains while his older brother was off to war?