Round 1, Heat 9: Miss Chiefsplanet USA Tournament.
I never realized before that Alaska and Nebraska rhyme. And they're facing off, along with Delawareska. Pick your two poisons.
Miss Alaska http://l3.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/bU...jpg_224858.jpg Miss Nebraska http://l1.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/iD...jpg_224921.jpg Miss Delaware http://l2.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/Ib...jpg_224904.jpg |
In before the poll
Nebby and Dela |
Okay, Delaware, and then I think I'd become a monk.
I'm hoping that the pictures of Alaska and Nebraska are merely unflattering. Um...gosh...(shrug)...I guess I'll pick Alaska second because I figure she knows how to make a fire without matches. |
Nebraska
http://cdn.abclocal.go.com/images/ot...A2013_1748.jpg http://cdn.abclocal.go.com/images/ot...A2013_1747.jpg Delaware http://cdn.abclocal.go.com/images/ot...A2013_1611.jpg Alaska http://cdn.abclocal.go.com/images/ot...A2013_1575.jpg Nebraska clear #1. Delaware distant #2 |
I should add that I don't think any of these go on beyond the next round.
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http://cdn.abclocal.go.com/images/ot...A2013_1577.jpg Delaware is the prettiest but has no figure. Nebraska has the best combo of looks and figure. None of them are great shakes (in relation to Miss USA contestants). JMO |
Delaware and Nebraska.
No matter, everyone in this round is just fodder for the next round. |
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Yeah, this heat blows.
Alaska looks like shit in the OP, but looks decent, I guess, in the "walk" photos. Nebraska looked pretty good in the OP but underwhelmed in the photos Frosty posted. Delaware is clearly fine as **** but looks like she was mounted on a horse for the first 26 years of her life. If her thighs were a bit thicker she'd have a chance in the next round, since she doesn't she likely won't.. |
Ok, no. In light of the most recent Alaska photo that I had not yet seen, she is ****ing hideous and just overall pretty damn weird looking. Must be slim pickings up there in ol' Erlaska.
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Nebraska and Delaware. I'll add that I hate how overly airbrushed the pictures are - it's impossible to tell how the girls actually look.
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I would gladly **** any of them, but Delaware and it's not close.
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I suspect some photoshop tomfoolery here. Alaska's eyes are a reasonable distance apart but her nose and mouth look too big. Nebraska has smallish nose and mouth but a somewhat wide eye separation, which we've already established is some kind of cold weather adaptation. Did someone switch the eyes around on these two?
My first choice, in any event, is Delaware. I'll go with Alaska for my hesitant 2nd choice and I'll just use duct tape on her huge mouth. |
Def Delaware but the Nub girl ain't half bad and wouldn't be thrashed out of bed even by skip.
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