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Nzoner 02-26-2013 02:13 PM

Nothing a good ass whipping wouldn't cure
 
I guy I know has two kids come to his door earlier wanting to shovel his walk and drive to which he is very thankful,so much so the damned fool payed the kids in advance and this what he got.

Maybe it's just me but I was raised a little different,had I pulled a stunt like this and my old man found out I would've gotten a boot so far up my ass I could've tasted the leather.Then he would've taken me back to return the money and made me do the job for free.

Yes,guy should've never paid in advance but still.

RyFo18 02-26-2013 02:15 PM

****ing embarassment.

WV 02-26-2013 02:16 PM

He should have been watching them shovel, thats part of the fun.

OrtonsPiercedTaint 02-26-2013 02:20 PM

They may have throw snow on the neighbor's yard and he called the police.

HemiEd 02-26-2013 02:21 PM

Pathetic. Hopefully they come back and make it right with him.

Strongside 02-26-2013 02:26 PM

This is where a good attack dog comes in handy.

hometeam 02-26-2013 02:27 PM

Just made a kid go finish off the 6 extra feet of driveway he tried to say was 'done' with before I payed him~

boogblaster 02-26-2013 02:35 PM

kids today are pathetic .. most are worthless .. damn parents dont do their jobs .....

Graystoke 02-26-2013 02:43 PM

I remember when I was a kid, and on snow days we would take our shovels and go around town to make a buck.
Our method was simple. We had 5 of us and we would whip out a driveway and sidewalks right quick. Then we would knock on the door, after it was done, and show them our good work.
We didn't care how much they gave us as long as we could all walk to the Chinese Restaurant with Ten bucks at the end of the day and buy eggrolls.

Old Dog 02-26-2013 02:43 PM

If I had tried something like that, my dad would have had me out there "shoveling" the rest of it with a teaspoon.

fan4ever 02-26-2013 02:59 PM

On the opposite side, I remember as a kid pulling weeds in a front yard decorated with gravel in 110 degree heat (summer in AZ) with a friend; took about 2 hours. Lady rewarded us with a dollar...to split. I wanted to stuff the weeds down her throat.

BlackHelicopters 02-26-2013 03:03 PM

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blaise 02-26-2013 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fan4ever (Post 9441718)
On the opposite side, I remember as a kid pulling weeds in a front yard decorated with gravel in 110 degree heat (summer in AZ) with a friend; took about 2 hours. Lady rewarded us with a dollar...to split. I wanted to stuff the weeds down her throat.

I had something similar happen. My friend and I spent a bunch of time mowing his neighbor's yard. It had this drainage ditch full of high grass we had to mow. The old guy wasn't there when we were done so the next day my friend gave me my half - 75 cents. I thought he was lying about the amount, we even almost fought. He made me go ask his dad if it was true and he told me it was. $1.50 to split.

TLO 02-26-2013 03:07 PM

Lil Poopy

Mr. Flopnuts 02-26-2013 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Graystoke (Post 9441645)
I remember when I was a kid, and on snow days we would take our shovels and go around town to make a buck.
Our method was simple. We had 5 of us and we would whip out a driveway and sidewalks right quick. Then we would knock on the door, after it was done, and show them our good work.
We didn't care how much they gave us as long as we could all walk to the Chinese Restaurant with Ten bucks at the end of the day and buy eggrolls.

I'll bet you had a breeze runnin down your legs! Did you have a shovel that looked like an orange peanut?

Strongside 02-26-2013 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boogblaster (Post 9441613)
kids today are pathetic .. most are worthless .. damn parents dont do their jobs .....

...said every adult throughout the history of man.

WV 02-26-2013 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boogblaster (Post 9441613)
kids today are pathetic .. most are worthless .. damn parents dont do their jobs .....

Amen

Demonpenz 02-26-2013 04:11 PM

Must have been union.

Rasputin 02-26-2013 04:14 PM

For their hard work he should invite them back for a cool glass of Anti-freeze coolaids.

dtebbe 02-26-2013 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Demonpenz (Post 9441961)
Must have been union.

No way, that much progress would have taken at least 4 union workers, and I only see 1 set of tracks.

KurtCobain 02-26-2013 05:28 PM

Yeah, because an ass whooping would keep a kid from doing that again. Not these days, man.

Nzoner 02-26-2013 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Argo (Post 9442255)
Yeah, because an ass whooping would keep a kid from doing that again. Not these days, man.

I beg to differ,if that kid had been brought up with ass whoopings and not some parent counting down to a possible ass whooping.

"Don't make me start counting,okay I'm going to count,I mean it,1 1 and a half..." :rolleyes:

demonhero 02-26-2013 06:01 PM

So how long before we have snow-robots that do the shoveling for us? 50 years? Man, In my day we used to go outside after the snow and move it.

TribalElder 02-26-2013 06:18 PM

I bet it was Lil poopy and the other coke boys who did this

KurtCobain 02-26-2013 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nzoner (Post 9442357)
I beg to differ,if that kid had been brought up with ass whoopings and not some parent counting down to a possible ass whooping.

"Don't make me start counting,okay I'm going to count,I mean it,1 1 and a half..." :rolleyes:

The counting down is pretty reeruned.

58-4ever 02-26-2013 06:43 PM

I don't even pay professionals beforehand

Psyko Tek 02-26-2013 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nzoner (Post 9442357)
I beg to differ,if that kid had been brought up with ass whoopings and not some parent counting down to a possible ass whooping.

"Don't make me start counting,okay I'm going to count,I mean it,1 1 and a half..." :rolleyes:

parenting fail
when I count to 3,
I start at 2

:evil:

Hog's Gone Fishin 02-26-2013 07:03 PM

I just showed my kid this thread and she ran out the door. Came back in 20 minutes with $200.

Iowanian 02-26-2013 07:05 PM

If I found out my kids did that, they'd be scooping that man's stuff for the rest of the year and maybe mowing his yard this summer.

Dayze 02-26-2013 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Graystoke (Post 9441645)
I remember when I was a kid, and on snow days we would take our shovels and go around town to make a buck.
Our method was simple. We had 5 of us and we would whip out a driveway and sidewalks right quick. Then we would knock on the door, after it was done, and show them our good work.
We didn't care how much they gave us as long as we could all walk to the Chinese Restaurant with Ten bucks at the end of the day and buy eggrolls.

Not sure why, but this is awesome. I think it's the egg rolls part

Iowanian 02-26-2013 07:11 PM

In Jr High, my brother and I scooped snow in town before school. We had 8-10 old ladies who were regulars and we mowed 27 yards one summer.

Most of those old goats would have called you out for missing some snow crumbles....before giving you the entire $4-6.

CoMoChief 02-26-2013 07:25 PM

HAHAHAHA what a fool.

Bugeater 02-26-2013 07:25 PM

Eh, I don't have to worry about my son pulling something like this because he's too damn lazy to leave the house.

strokerls1 02-26-2013 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Graystoke (Post 9441645)
I remember when I was a kid, and on snow days we would take our shovels and go around town to make a buck.
Our method was simple. We had 5 of us and we would whip out a driveway and sidewalks right quick. Then we would knock on the door, after it was done, and show them our good work.
We didn't care how much they gave us as long as we could all walk to the Chinese Restaurant with Ten bucks at the end of the day and buy eggrolls.

Holy crap. I literary LOL'd and woke up the sleeping wife and sick 6 month old baby. I do not post often, but when I do, its because of awesome post like this. Your story led me to believe that with all the hard work you guys put in you either bought your first car, or paid your way through college, or gave the money to charity. The things you here about from people back in the day that no longer happen. None of that even the case...instead, you bought eggrolls. The climax of your journey led to the chinese king buffet number 1 eggrolls. Epic story. That shit was hilarious.

threebag 02-26-2013 10:06 PM

Maybe the little ****s got injured. Tomorrow he will be filing a claim with his home owners when they threaten to sue.


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