who said anything about ****ing my sister you sick ****?

I thought that was the reason men purchased everything, just for the head.

Oops.

I'm just trying to make Dave feel better. Yeah. That's it.

eating the ass is pretty fun too, tho

Yeah, I do.

I'm just hijackin with you guys

(insomnia doesn't help)

no, you're wrong. its ok tho. it happens to the best of us.

Dude, we have the BEST sheep farm over here on the University of Illinois campus. Personally, I don't use protection, but you go over there, you know, at night with your closest friend...that's male bonding. I don't know what using protection had to do with the rest of my post after that, but I don't really feel like going back and getting rid of it.

Yeah.

no no dearie. We are hijacking. You are sitting in the stands eating peanuts.

why do you have to be so disgusting? I thought I was talking amongst mature adults?

So, if it's not junior high girls, it's animal crackers. Damn, don't you have two hands?

she used to cook me dinner buddy.

I oughtta slice your arms off and shoot hot cum down your throat...

do they drop the "a" from bestiality because its the best?

You spell 'penis' funny.

ROFL