I'd just like to point out that I have no ****ing clue what you're talking about.

As soon as you stop having gay sex with girls the server will be fixed. It's all up to you. And no matter how badly you want it to be the case, girls are girls. They aren't guys. So just make the switch officially and stop kidding yourself that you're straight. lol

What I contribute is far more valuable than money.

Im a guy. Any sex with girls for me is not gay.

See ya.

Wouldn't wanna be ya...

Wow....post of the year by Teedubya

Would money actually solve the issues? If so, there should be a fund raiser.

Yes.

DaFace said that the current server couldn't handle the load, but in order to upgrade it costs more money per year.

I'm assuming this means if they get a better, more expensive server, then it would work better.

The fundraiser has been suggested, but neither DaFace nor AustinChief have started a thread.

I hope that their humility isn't keeping us from a better working site.

Sounds like my wife.

Surely we have people here who sell servers and what not, no?

Well, kind of. A server upgrade would help, but chances are, that doesn't happen until the end of the season regardless. That would require substantial downtime and is beyond my expertise.

That said, we have NEVER operated in the black for more than a month or two at a time, so I'm sure Kyle would appreciate any help.

Server upgrade as in new hardware?

Care to talk to him about creating a donation thread? Imagine the shit storm that will happen if the Chiefs make the playoffs and nobody can get on CP.

Oh, and how does one donate?

Yup.