The new Raiders Mascot death poll
 

You've probably seen this thing. It's hideous. Even for the Raiders. The question is, their fans are already calling for this thing's head (all 8' of it) and he hasn't even been unveiled yet. What will be his end?

http://gamedayr.com/wp-content/uploa...her-mascot.jpg

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D batteries :)

Stabbed in the neck by a homemade shiv that one of the Raider fans out on parole sneaks into the game in his rectum.

I feel like you can't make this up unless you've done it?

Perforated rectum....you can figure out how....

A stoning... in thy mercy

Handle first. Walk like a penguin. That's what I've heard, anyway. ;)

What neck?

:hmmm:

Is that real?


Whoever cleared this is fired.

Tossed from the upper deck. Someone will be quoted as saying, "We really thought he'd just bounce and be ok. We didn't know there's a real person inside."

trips and falls into the visiting dugout drowns in raw sewage

It's all a ploy for when kc wolf does a jump slam pregame he's going to get shanked.

That's a really cool sig you have.

EVERYBODY LOOK AT QUIKSSURFER'S COOL SIG!

OMG I DON'T HAVE SIGS TURNED ON

My two options for the Rushers death:

1. Zombie Al Davis digs his way out of the grave and consumes the mascot.

Oh, shit...

It lives!!!:

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images...jpg?1318090879

2. A battery shortage causes fans to pelt the Rusher with Mark Davis Bobblehead dolls as every store in the greater Bay area was out of the obligatory D-cells:

http://binaryapi.ap.org/11e634a50e96...73784/512x.jpg