Wife's pissed off, kids want money...
 

Happy Fathers' Day!

Antifreeze

Titties?

BEER

Give them the Sean Connery treatment. They will thank you for it.

Fatherhood!

Glad I always pulled out

http://youtu.be/sxSEW3sUitA


**** 'enm all get drunk and get the **** away from the saturday, for fathers day seem to be about you dealing with other people's shit

fathers day
should be
on
supperbowl SATURDAY

yes the game should be played saturday night, and it should be fathers day
if you have diapered a kid you spawned
it's just beer and football for you

This might be a typo, but it sounds badass.

Non-stop food all day. That's how it should be.

no ****ing typ[o the superbowl should be on sat when the next day we recover
just bad planning
THE GAME, and we have to worry about work the next day
**** IT FLY THE BANNERS
SUPERBOWL SATURDAY

WINGS AND BEER FOR ALL!!!!

time to change the constitution, I am sure if the founding fathers had ever seen a super bowl the 1st amendment would have been "it shall be played on saturday, in rotating cities, of all teams 3/4 of the tickets shall go to season ticket holders of teams in the games and the rest shall be given out to the host stadium"


- what Thomas Jefferson would have said if he watched football

pretty sure

whoops just saw what I did
but the rant makes it worth it

aint right

Is a home DNA testing kit the best or worst fathers day present?

A squirter hey?