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Titty Meat 11-12-2013 09:10 PM

Trent Richardson Sextape being shopped
 
http://www.tmz.com/2013/11/12/trent-...napolis-colts/

Indianapolis Colts running back Trent Richardson has something in common with Kim Kardashian -- 'cause someone's trying to cash in on a sex tape featuring the NFL star ... TMZ Sports has learned.

We know ... someone is shopping explicit footage showing the former 1st round NFL Draft pick engaged in an orgy with at least 3 women.

The person who has the footage has already contacted various media outlets, including TMZ Sports ... but so far, no takers. We've seen the footage -- let's just say Trent's got a lot in common with the Colts mascot, if you catch our drift.

We contacted Trent's people for comment multiple times -- so far, no word back.

Titty Meat 11-12-2013 09:11 PM

His penis is bigger than his yards per carry

Shogun 11-12-2013 09:11 PM

I bet his loads only carry for 1.5 YPC

Yards per cum.

get it?

Ceej 11-12-2013 09:11 PM

Is it of him sucking dick?

Because that's all he has been doing this year.

'Hamas' Jenkins 11-12-2013 09:12 PM

I'm sure the last thing his fantasy owners want is another 45 minutes of him unsuccessfully ramming into someone's ass.

Ceej 11-12-2013 09:12 PM

LMAO

Great start to this thread.

'Hamas' Jenkins 11-12-2013 09:19 PM

Odds of him saying, "I can't find the hole."?

Titty Meat 11-12-2013 09:20 PM

ROFL

I was gonna say he probably misses the whole again

SLAG 11-12-2013 09:20 PM

He took a few pumps and then fell down

Nightfyre 11-12-2013 09:21 PM

My bet is that he trips and falls face-first into his partner's ass.

Eleazar 11-12-2013 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 10182473)
I'm sure the last thing his fantasy owners want is another 45 minutes of him unsuccessfully ramming into someone's ass.

:doh!: ROFL

dj56dt58 11-12-2013 09:24 PM

That's the biggest fantasy impact he's had all year

lewdog 11-12-2013 09:25 PM

This could be a hall of fame worthy thread with the way it's starting.

Ceej 11-12-2013 09:26 PM

It's a good thing he doesn't play for the Browns any more.

notorious 11-12-2013 09:27 PM

You guys are on a ****ing roll. ROFL

'Hamas' Jenkins 11-12-2013 09:28 PM

The subtitle has to be "Alabama Black Snake," right?

Nightfyre 11-12-2013 09:28 PM

I wonder if this video features him rolling up a 300 lb fatty's leg, resulting in injury.

keg in kc 11-12-2013 09:28 PM

I feel sorry for whoever has to edit it together. It takes Richardson weeks and weeks to score. That's got to be a lot of tape to dig through. Here's Trent at a bar. Oooh, drink in the face. Here's Trent talking to a neighbor. Oooh, kick in the balls. Is that a hooker? Please, please be a hooker. And...it could be...he could go....oh no, a tranny. Can this guy ever find the end zone?

Nightfyre 11-12-2013 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ceej (Post 10182527)
It's a good thing he doesn't play for the Browns any more.

... Or the crimson tide for that matter.

KcMizzou 11-12-2013 09:30 PM

Who the hell wants to see a Trent Richardson sex tape? He's not famous. Only men know who he is...

(and mostly straight men, at that)

Nightfyre 11-12-2013 09:30 PM

I wonder if he'll bust as readily in the video as he did in the NFL.

Dayze 11-12-2013 09:30 PM

he has a good burst.

Titty Meat 11-12-2013 09:31 PM

Any guesses as to what the name of the tape will be called?

3 and out with Trent Richardson? First round bust?

'Hamas' Jenkins 11-12-2013 09:32 PM

Oddly enough, Kate Beckinsale has a sex tape coming out the same day. Mike Holmgren is camped outside of the local adult shop waiting for Richardson's tape's release. One other guy is in front of him sitting to his left, closer to the door. He offers the guy $10,000 for an opportunity to trade him spots in line so that he can buy the Richardson tape before someone else does.

Carlota69 11-12-2013 09:33 PM

Its threads like this that make me love this place. Comedy gold!!!!:)

Ceej 11-12-2013 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bo's Pelini (Post 10182544)
Any guesses as to what the name of the tape will be called?

3 and out with Trent Richardson? First round bust?

3rd and Short.

keg in kc 11-12-2013 09:33 PM

Are there midgets? Then we could say he's attacking the short side of the field.

Mr. Flopnuts 11-12-2013 09:33 PM

Are they calling him the "Cleveland Steamer"?

KcMizzou 11-12-2013 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 10182546)
Oddly enough, Kate Beckinsale has a sex tape coming out the same day. Mike Holmgren is camped outside of the local adult shop waiting for Richardson's tape's release. One other guy is in front of him sitting to his left, closer to the door. He offers the guy $10,000 for an opportunity to trade him spots in line so that he can buy the Richardson tape before someone else does.

Wait, what?

Ceej 11-12-2013 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bo's Pelini (Post 10182544)
Any guesses as to what the name of the tape will be called?

3 and out with Trent Richardson? First round bust?

How about 3rd and Squirt? LMAO

lewdog 11-12-2013 09:35 PM

Trent Richardson...fighting for every inch.

keg in kc 11-12-2013 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KcMizzou (Post 10182556)
Wait, what?

Wonder how many people googled that one

Dayze 11-12-2013 09:35 PM

his balls only need to begin to touch her to be considered a score.

lewdog 11-12-2013 09:36 PM

Trent Richardson gets caught from behind again.

Sannyasi 11-12-2013 09:37 PM

Trent Richardson is probably trying to sell the sextape himself. He's looking for work in any job other than football at this point.

lewdog 11-12-2013 09:37 PM

Based on his performance this season, I bet he'll be cumming out early.

JoeyChuckles 11-12-2013 09:38 PM

Three women does not an orgy make. That's just a foursome TMZ.

Titty Meat 11-12-2013 09:39 PM

Fantasy owners aren't the only ones who have been ****ed by Trent Richardson

Dayze 11-12-2013 09:39 PM

I bet Goodell fines him once he sees the video where Trent is leading with his head

notorious 11-12-2013 09:40 PM

His favorite foreplay move is stopping short.

MahiMike 11-12-2013 09:40 PM

Trent DickHardSon meets 3 defenders he can actually penetrate.

'Hamas' Jenkins 11-12-2013 09:41 PM

I'm sure these other women were chosen for their ball security.

notorious 11-12-2013 09:43 PM

The woman was probably expecting him to bring a load up the middle but was disappointed by his production.

'Hamas' Jenkins 11-12-2013 09:43 PM

Nick Saban sent Mark Ingram in first to loosen up the bitches, but he ended up needing Pierre Thomas to do the job for him.

Dayze 11-12-2013 09:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 10182600)
Nick Saban sent Mark Ingram in first to loosen up the bitches, but he ended up needing Pierre Thomas to do the job for him.

LMAO

GloryDayz 11-12-2013 09:44 PM

He needs to play some gap defense..

Nightfyre 11-12-2013 09:46 PM

He was looking for a gap, but all he got was stiff resistance.

notorious 11-12-2013 09:46 PM

The women are probably all-natural since Richardson seems to put a lot of balls on the turf.

Dayze 11-12-2013 09:47 PM

he spit on one of their backs; she thought he came, and when she turned around he blew a load in her face and yelled 'Play Action Bitch"!

GloryDayz 11-12-2013 09:47 PM

He's going to get his bell rung.

Nightfyre 11-12-2013 09:48 PM

He went down on first contact.

GloryDayz 11-12-2013 09:49 PM

The chick says, "Hey, you have a clit too!!"

'Hamas' Jenkins 11-12-2013 09:49 PM

Richardson used to frequent gangbangs with Brandon Weeden, but grew tired of eight men in the box.

notorious 11-12-2013 09:50 PM

Hamas, just wow.

Nice work. ROFL

GloryDayz 11-12-2013 09:50 PM

Run Forrest, run..............

Dayze 11-12-2013 09:51 PM

he excels at the bitch pick up

Nightfyre 11-12-2013 09:51 PM

They interviewed the prospective sellers. They indicated that his ground game was weak, but they liked his receiving skills.

Eleazar 11-12-2013 09:52 PM

Why would anyone want to see this, anyway?

GloryDayz 11-12-2013 09:53 PM

Stick and roll...

notorious 11-12-2013 09:53 PM

He probably got confused mid-play and ran a dive in the 2 hole.

Nightfyre 11-12-2013 09:53 PM

It's probably just a typical trent richardson gag-fest.

'Hamas' Jenkins 11-12-2013 09:53 PM

At the 20 minute mark Richardson gets out two chindos, bends over, and implores the women to hit him with the Double A Gap Blitz.

GloryDayz 11-12-2013 09:53 PM

3rd and 48!

Nightfyre 11-12-2013 09:55 PM

He tried to stave off the dildos, but his inability to pick up the extra blitzer failed him again...

'Hamas' Jenkins 11-12-2013 09:56 PM

Mike Lombardi traded this tape to the Colts for a lifetime membership to Brazzers.

Titty Meat 11-12-2013 09:56 PM

*Backround music provided by LJ

Gravedigger 11-12-2013 09:57 PM

I heard he starts as a Tight End in the film, then later switches to Wide Receiver.

ThaVirus 11-12-2013 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 10182627)
Richardson used to frequent gangbangs with Brandon Weeden, but grew tired of eight men in the box.

Heh.

That's a good one.

'Hamas' Jenkins 11-12-2013 09:58 PM

Hitting the hymen was the first time he got to the second level of a defense since 2011.

Dayze 11-12-2013 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cochise (Post 10182639)
Why would anyone want to see this, anyway?

http://static.fjcdn.com/gifs/Ok_b5743e_1053597.gif

CallMeSquidwad 11-12-2013 09:58 PM

congrats Trent this is the highlight of your career so far :thumb:

The Bad Guy 11-12-2013 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 10182600)
Nick Saban sent Mark Ingram in first to loosen up the bitches, but he ended up needing Pierre Thomas to do the job for him.

Then when they weren't looking, Sproles snuck in the back door.

Dayze 11-12-2013 10:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 10182661)
Mike Lombardi traded this tape to the Colts for a lifetime membership to Brazzers.

what is "Brazzers"?
o:-)

The Bad Guy 11-12-2013 10:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 10182661)
Mike Lombardi traded this tape to the Colts for a lifetime membership to Brazzers.

It would have been the second time in a month and a half that he fleeced the Colts.

Nightfyre 11-12-2013 10:00 PM

Some Richardson quotes:
“I can’t believe it, I didn’t see it coming from anywhere. I had a good relationship with everybody...."

"...I didn’t see it coming, but at the same time, I’m a Colt now, so now I’ve got to move on and get ready for Sunday’s game.”

"It’s weird to me, but at the same time it’s a business,” Richardson. “I guess they know what they’re doing."

GloryDayz 11-12-2013 10:01 PM

Check-check, kill-kill, Omaha-Omaha. Now give me the ball bitch..

Demonpenz 11-12-2013 10:02 PM

good job with the jokes guys. very funny.

Nightfyre 11-12-2013 10:03 PM

How many attempts did it take him to score? Did they have to give him more than four downs?

GloryDayz 11-12-2013 10:06 PM

cASSHOLE feels sheated, he gets more head...

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18k5...g/original.jpg

Nightfyre 11-12-2013 10:09 PM

At least he has a future in horse-porn. With Elway and Peydaton.


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