Women are evil....the proof
Mathematics Prove Girls are Evil!
Today, I shall illustrate the evilness of the woman! Proven by modern mathematics! This will be short and sweet, but none the less, very enlightening. First, we assume that all girls take time and money. Girls = Time x Money Furthermore, we take the statement, "Time is money", and we get: Time = Money Girls = Money x Money Girls = Money^2 Moreover, the statement, "Money is the root of all evil" means that: Evil = the square root of money Girls = (Evil)^1/2 (Evil)^1/2 which reduces to... Girls = Evil Ah hah! We have proof of the evil witches who are plotting the demise of the male population! Take that woman! |
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This has only been posted ten billion times...
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Like we needed proof.
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spawned from the left horn of the goat; much like Athena sprung fully formed from the head of Zeus
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Sorry, I got a chuckle out of it. I do apologize for not putting in the "Don't know if this has been posted before..." caveat.
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I've never seen this before. Does this mean that I suck at the Internet?
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Insert standard "Never trust anything that bleeds for a week but doesn't die" comment.
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For those who suck at the Intarweb so bad they hadn't seen the girls=evil thing, here's another old one:
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In other news the sky is blue and the Raiders suck.
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Well, I hate to say it cuz I think women are evil too...but this doesn't really work. If women take time AND money, that would be time + money, not time * money. So that screws up the entire equation. :(
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