Late night bullshit: more trade down stuff.
 

I'm Buffalo.

I want the #1 pick this year.

I offer you my 1st in exchange, my 3rd round pick and a midrounder next year.

What's your counter offer.

I want your whole goddamned draft.

Enjoy the #1 overall pick. Hope you like Joeckel or Lotulelei.

Click.

Anybody else?

Direckshun's whore mother

skip the 3rd, make it a second, and deal done.


and the reason it has to be a second, last year, cleveland surrendered their 3rd rounder and a 5th rounder to move up one spot to select trent richardson.

So, if you want who ever you want, to jump from 8 to 1, i want your second.

**** you.

We're taking Geno.

SHE IS A SAINT

DO YOU HEAR ME

A SAINT

The thing is, you're not.

You're taking Joeckel or somebody like Lotulelei or Floyd.

Enjoy that.

Done.

Buffalo (Direckshun) gets:

#1 overall

Chiefs (ASF) gets:

#8 overall
Buff's 2nd rounder
2014 midrounder

Don't tell me what I'm doing with my franchise, asshole!

Where are you even picking anyway? 8 or some shit? I can barely hear you from all the way up there. Have fun with Jarvis Jones's two years of solid play. I'm sure all 12 of your fans will be delighted.

*Click*

Nobody wants to deal?

I'll give you my third and a midrounder next year.

What's your asking price?

Shrug.

Nobody wants to deal? I struck a deal with ASF.

What's your asking price, folks?

I would accept Buffalo's 2013 2nd rounder and their 2014 1st rounder. That would be the bottom price if I were Dorsey.

But I'm not, and I won't be surprised to see Dorsey get raped on this.

I mean, that offer I mentioned above is a ****ing STEAL. If multiple teams want Geno, Buffalo needs to take that offer now or enjoy never winning a Super Bowl ever again.

:thumb:
Chiefs get out of that #1 spot where this year just isn't good to be in (Geno Smith loyalist aside)
Trade down but still stay in the top 10 where they can still get a playmaker, probably a pass rusher. Plus, get back the 2nd rd pick we lost in the Smith trade albeit not #34 but close. And a little something next year or something to throw in, in a trade somewhere down the line.