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'wetnessa' : Naughty Nessa looking for a Boy Toy



Interests

oral -touching- kissing- friends with benefits - sex - pleasure - fantasies - sexting - erotica -


About Me
Hi - Me and my hubby are looking for a guy to be our regular playmate and friend...

Im a blonde, short, bicurious, curvy bbw girl that loves oral - giving and receiving.. touching -- kissing.. love to please my partner ..
I squirt so if you know how to make me --- extra credit for you! ;-) yes I have large breasts .. DDD..

I love a guy that can excite me and my mind...usually the sacastic type i love.. because i give it right back..lol..can you show me some moves I don't know.. teach me something? i like to please// .. tie me to the bed with silk scarves and tease me with your tongue..feathers and ice??

Hubby has ed problems so penetration is a problem... he is also bi - strickly loves to Give Oral... He is 51..salt/pepper hair.. dreamy brown eyes.. italian guy that never meets a stranger.
Preferences:
We are looking for a caucasion guy (White or Latino)- younger -late 20ish -30ish.. with great stamina.. that can play week nights on occassion and some weekends..and please be close by not an hour or more away..it just doesn't work out

Please shower before meeting up with us.. i love a guy who smells great - but a guy that has bad B.O. is a big turn off.

Please be respectful of our time..we don't ask for a lot..Mainly be HONESTY - We are all adults here- if you say your gonna meet - then do or if something comes up or u just simply change ur mind.. call/text that your not gonna make it.. we are big girl and boy.. we can take it..
We are down to earth people - who loves to have a good time.. in and out of the bedroom. We enjoy sports, trivia, cooking, camping,etc.. Would love for you to be our friend and lover ;-)
If you have questions - just ask...



























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Discus

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What a couple of one who sucks the peniss.

DIAF while falling from an AIDS tree into a vat of anti-freeze.

Doesn't one of the B's in BBW stand for beautiful?

The ****? :spock:

Oh hell no!

hahaha

Why is BBW the abbreviation for fat chicks? Is BBW slang for big bloated whale?

Her old man sucks cock and has ED. Pantalones is at the movies watching Twilight with his old lady for sex. Coincidence? :hmmm:

I think I love you. ROFLROFLROFL

Therein lies the problem.

The guys from the BBW thread are whacking it as i type.

it's a wonder she has problems with sweaty guys showing up.

She squirts mayonaisse. mmmmmmmmmmm

Well the ED makes sense.

Obligatory "too fat/Omaha" post

How can I contact her? I don't see a number.

Nice i'm gonna hit her up

http://gifsoup.com/imager.php?id=2528307&t=o GIFSoup

"curvy"? Question - is a sphere considered "curvy"?

Hey so what's her email or phone? I'm thinking about hitting that up.

That sounds like a gig for you ButtPirate!

Last time I was that scared was when I saw Pioli at Best buy.

That would give me ED as well......

ED? If the dude had any smarts he would cut it off.

Is this cross-thread humor related to the "Say Goodbye to Twinkies and Wonder Bread" thread?

LMAO

Do these blow up into funny shapes?
Well no, unless round is funny.

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I wanna know about this cat. what the hell is wrong with this cat? seriously? anybody know? I had a cat that sounded like she was saying "yellow" when she'd be about to barf up a fur ball.
yellow yellow yellow....bleck
wondering if this cat is sick or what? I mean it's hilarious....but WTF?

Blackbob?

eewww.
I feel a little sick after that.

Omaha, Omaha

In all seriousness, who or what would ever stick that fat twat? Is she that delusional that she not only thinks that somebody will respond, but that somebody will fulfill all her demands, and want her fat ass husband with ED to blow them. I just don't get it.

This legitimately pisses me off.

Apparently, it was meeting a kid for the first time and freaked out. I was watching that and was way more concerned than amused...

Well...let us know how it turns out, Simply Red.

think about it, someone is gonna hit her up and **** the shit out of her. haha

Angling for a reality show?

ROFL:clap::banghead:

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Shouldn't this be in the hot or not thread?
:dom:

Damn SR, slow day at the office?

Could you please post a link so some of us can contact her. Thanks.

honestly

are there any non-fat women on that site?

that UMPIRE just say "Boom?" lmao

I had a cat that would make noises similar not for long periods of time, they sometimes mimic human voices and can say mamamamama or something like that sometimes.

I like my ladies to be at least 2%

So are you going to leave their contact information, or are you just gonna leave me hangin

THIS is why prohibition was overturned....otherwise neither would stand a chance at getting poked or wet... And if ED is brought on by excess weight, he's 200 lbs from even a quickie!