Travis Kelce Finals
 

Travis Kelce Poll Finals.

<table border="0" width="253" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><colgroup><col style="mso-width-source:userset;mso-width-alt:9252;width:190pt" width="253"> </colgroup><tbody><tr style="height:15.0pt" height="20"> <td class="xl64" style="height:15.0pt;width:190pt" height="20" width="253">the B-87 Bomber</td> </tr> <tr style="height:15.0pt" height="20"> <td class="xl64" style="height:15.0pt;width:190pt" title="Votes" height="20" width="253">Man bearcat</td> </tr> <tr style="height:15.0pt" height="20"> <td class="xl64" style="height:15.0pt;width:190pt" title="Votes" height="20" width="253">Tatonka</td> </tr> <tr style="height:15.0pt" height="20"> <td class="xl64" style="height:15.0pt;width:190pt" title="Votes" height="20" width="253">White Chocolate</td> </tr> <tr style="height:15.0pt" height="20"> <td class="xl64" style="height:15.0pt;width:190pt" title="Votes" height="20" width="253">Kel-Shot</td> </tr> <tr style="height:15.0pt" height="20"> <td class="xl64" style="height:15.0pt;width:190pt" title="Votes" height="20" width="253">T-Kettle</td> </tr> <tr style="height:15.0pt" height="20"> <td class="xl64" style="height:15.0pt;width:190pt" title="Votes" height="20" width="253">Apollo</td> </tr> <tr style="height:15.0pt" height="20"> <td class="xl64" style="height:15.0pt;width:190pt" title="Votes" height="20" width="253">Kelce Stormborn , movers of chains</td> </tr> <tr style="height:15.0pt" height="20"> <td class="xl64" style="height:15.0pt;width:190pt" title="Votes" height="20" width="253">Kelce You In the Endzone</td> </tr> <tr style="height:15.0pt" height="20"> <td class="xl64" style="height:15.0pt;width:190pt" title="Votes" height="20" width="253">Kelsonator</td> </tr> <tr style="height:15.0pt" height="20"> <td class="xl64" style="height:15.0pt;width:190pt" title="Votes" height="20" width="253">Long bow</td> </tr> <tr style="height:15.0pt" height="20"> <td class="xl64" style="height:15.0pt;width:190pt" title="Votes" height="20" width="253">Marksman</td> </tr> <tr style="height:15.0pt" height="20"> <td class="xl64" style="height:15.0pt;width:190pt" title="Votes" height="20" width="253">The Caucasian Persuasion</td> </tr> <tr style="height:15.0pt" height="20"> <td class="xl64" style="height:15.0pt;width:190pt" title="Votes" height="20" width="253">The Fergeson Police department</td> </tr> <tr style="height:15.0pt" height="20"> <td class="xl64" style="height:15.0pt;width:190pt" title="Votes" height="20" width="253">The Human Rapestick</td> </tr> <tr style="height:15.0pt" height="20"> <td class="xl64" style="height:15.0pt;width:190pt" title="Votes" height="20" width="253">YAK with a K</td> </tr> <tr style="height:15.0pt" height="20"> <td class="xl64" style="height:15.0pt;width:190pt" title="Votes" height="20" width="253">Yards After Kelce</td> </tr> <tr style="height:15.0pt" height="20"> <td class="xl64" style="height:15.0pt;width:190pt" title="Votes" height="20" width="253">The Magical Backhoe</td> </tr> <tr style="height:15.0pt" height="20"> <td class="xl64" style="height:15.0pt;width:190pt" title="Votes" height="20" width="253">One87</td> </tr> <tr style="height:15.0pt" height="20"> <td class="xl64" style="height:15.0pt;width:190pt" title="Votes" height="20" width="253">Robin hood</td> </tr> <tr style="height:15.0pt" height="20"> <td class="xl64" style="height:15.0pt;width:190pt" title="Votes" height="20" width="253">White Lightning</td> </tr> <tr style="height:15.0pt" height="20"> <td class="xl64" style="height:15.0pt;width:190pt" title="Votes" height="20" width="253">Kelce Grammar</td> </tr> <tr style="height:15.0pt" height="20"> <td class="xl64" style="height:15.0pt;width:190pt" title="Votes" height="20" width="253">Run KLC</td> </tr> <tr style="height:15.0pt" height="20"> <td class="xl64" style="height:15.0pt;width:190pt" title="Votes" height="20" width="253">The HAMMER</td> </tr> <tr style="height:15.0pt" height="20"> <td class="xl64" style="height:15.0pt;width:190pt" title="Votes" height="20" width="253">Kelce Hammer</td> </tr> <tr style="height:15.0pt" height="20"> <td class="xl64" style="height:15.0pt;width:190pt" title="Votes" height="20" width="253">Kelcinator</td> </tr> <tr style="height:15.0pt" height="20"> <td class="xl64" style="height:15.0pt;width:190pt" title="Votes" height="20" width="253">TKO</td> </tr> </tbody></table>

TKO is the best and it's not even close in my mind. I also like the Kelcinator.

**** YOU

T-Kettle... Honorable mention to Kelce Grammer.

But I gotta be honest, none of these have a chance at catching on. And, no I don't have a better suggestion.

Easy to tell which one you picked. The worst and stupid one. The Rapestick? Absolutely gwad awful and brainless.

NO, IT'S THE HUMAN RAPESTICK CAN YOU READ?

It's a reference to Dante Hall, who according to Mitch Holthus was The Human Joystick.

Some of these are just beyond reeruned.

WE'VE ALREADY HAD A TKO IN THE NFL, AND HIS NAME WAS TAKEO SPIKES.

GREAT ****ING NICKNAME GUYS. HOPE YOU HAVE ****ING FUN.

This is why the market research industry exists.

Run DMkelC

How do we get the market research industry to intervene when the public doesn't know what's good for them?

These polls are invalid because they aren't being done by Rain Man.

You might have wanted to back a slightly less polarizing nickname.

Takeo Spikes already has the nickname 'TKO'. How incredibly original. :doh!: