First roller derby bout tomorrow!
 

Driving up to Omaha tomorrow for my first derby bout! They're expecting up to 4,000 spectators. Yikes. 4,000 or 40, I'm just going to go do my thing, which is hit some bitches. :D

I'm excited and a bit nervous. Wish me luck!

Woah, seriously?

That's awesome, I suppose. Kick some snatch!

Boa sorte!!!

Good Luck Luv.....
Make sure you provide some highlights after the game!!

I have an after party after the game, but I'll post something when I get home Sunday afternoon, I'm sure.

Speaking of the after party, they're even providing a party bus to pick us up at the hotel after the bout and take us to the bar. They know how to treat people right!

So what's your derby name?

Mortal Luv

That is a great name.

:thumb:

Good luck

If you bout Omaha, do you bout our girls in Sioux City luv?

pull a 'Will Shields on Ray Lewis' hit

It's your first? I thought you'd been doing this for a while.

I think they have before. I've heard the girls talk about them. I know we have a bout in Des Moines this season.

Awesome. If you do come here, please let me know. Will see if I can make it!

I started on my skills testing last August. Once I passed them, I started learning derby. Their last bout for last season was September. The last few months have been the "offseason". Getting us new girls some scrimmage time, time to learn the rules, time to get comfortable with giving and taking hits, etc. I went to Jeff City in December and skated in a mashup coed scrimmage, but that was more for fun. The season officially starts tomorrow. :)

Good luck

couple of girls in our office play for http://oklahomavictorydolls.com/okvd/

we go watch them all the time. Its a hoot!

Then you can come see me July 27th!

Awesome name! Any pics yet of you in full gear on the website?

by far the greatest female sport...good luck luv!

just remember...pics or it didnt happen!

I have no idea of what the rules are, but the few times I've seen it on TV, or watched the documentary on Netflix, it seemed very entertaining.

shitload better than the WNBA and their globe-trotters balls.

Sounds like a great time, congrats and best of luck Mizz Luv.

Remember, pics are a MUST.

LMAO

I love it! Gawd I want to see one of these...

Luv is going there to smack bitches and chew bubble gum. and she's all out of bubble gum.

Hey Luv, Don't let them shove you in the boobs. :D

I might even come down and see as well.

Good luck.

The local establishment I am frequenting tonite is an avid supporter of our Roller Dames. I will see if there is a schedule posted & report back.

Sounds good.

Good luck... I'll be at an outdoor hockey game, or else I'd check it out.

I was going to ask where, but the internet told me...

http://www.omaharollergirls.org/wp-c...1-662x1024.png

Go luv!

Kick sum pootie .....

Congrats luv. I'll definitely come watch one of these if it comes nearby. Sounds like you're going to have a record-setting Springfield get-to-gether in Des Moines later in the year.

if a skinny chick with big boobies tries to shove you out of the way, remember to rip off her shirt. just to be sure.

Heres Luv's team from the other thread she made:


http://springfieldrollergirls.com/teams/battle-broads



http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...t=roller+derby

Round and Round...
Go Round and Round...

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Looks like june 22 & 23rd here in SUX.

Unfortunately I will be out of town in a fishing tournament. :(

LMAO

Do you play any games in Iowa North of Des Moines? Like Cedar Rapids or Waterloo?

Awesome...good luck and kick ass.

Good luck Luv. I was wondering why there wasn't a KC team in your league, but it looks like KC has its own league. Less travel I guess.

donkey punch FTW!!!

Very cool! Good luck

Old pics. Over half those girls don't even skate anymore. A few have moved up to the All-Stars. A lot of the All-Stars also retired. I'll post links once the teams have been updated on the site.

They are ranked way up there. They made it to Nationals for the past several years. They'd kick our collective ass. We would also weaken their schedule too much.

The All-Stars will be up there. I'm on the Battle Broads (the B who plays just for exposure and experience). We have a tournament down here the following weekend.

The All-Stars are our ranked team. They're the ones people come to see. Think of us as the opening band.

Now I don't feel so bad. ;)

In either case, if your girls need any advice on places to stay or places to eat or whatever, don't be afraid to shout.

One of my favorite episodes of King of the Hill is when Peggy and Luanne join the roller derby team.

At the first match Lucky is trying to explain the game.

LUCKY: See, your blockers stop the other team's jammers. The pivots can block, jam, or counter-jam. Only the pivot or jammer can score.

HANK: But how do they score?

LUCKY: No one really knows.

If you score around here with a Roller Dame, you may never walk again

;)

No doubt. Judging by their profile pics, I'm pretty sure some of those chicks on her team have bigger dongs than I do.

I already know that you all won't like it because it's not models on wheels, but you don't have to be rude.

Sounds cool Luv, go get em.

I will support you by boycotting ESPN for not televising your bouts.

put some Crisco or Pam on your jersey and arms.

Uhh no. Womens vball and the lfl say hello.


Good luck luv.

Holy crap, that's awesome. Break a leg, Luv. (Not one of your own, of course.)

Yeah they should really have them carry like a rugby ball for points to be scored

Good Luck.

KILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL! & have fun while in Omaha

Probably wouldn't take much.

This thread is sooo hot...

Looks like luv will be in DSM on March 16

http://www.midiowarollers.com/wp-con...eFinal-570.jpg

Yep!

mmmm..raquel welch as a kansas city bomber...


give em hell luv!!!!

Break a leg

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Me and two of my teammates getting ready to go!

I don't remember if I've seen a pic of you before...are you the one on the left?

Got get them! Have fun!

Luv in in the middle of that pic

Thanks!

Is there any hidden meaning to the sign behind them that says "Fresh and Fruity"?

:)

We lost, but I hit some bitches! And then I got to put Bugeater in a chokehold afterward.

Score? Pics? Did bugeater suffer any brain damage?

a nebraska nascar fan already has brain damage.

I didn't even know Springfield had a team! I will defintely come watch a home match!

to win in this league you need mohawks :D

Did you win?

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After road trip...Attachment 103632

I feel sorry for that guy.