Direckshun, Bo's Pelini, and Monopoly bet
 

So I lost a bet with Direckshun. The bet was that Dontari Poe wouldn't get 10 total tackles all season. Somehow I lost by Poe still sucks and it was an awful draft pick.

Anyway I have to use Monopoly references in each post I make for a month. Just giving you all a friendly heads up.





SNAKE EYES!

ROFL

Go directly to Jail. Do not pass go, do not collect $200.

And the Chiefs' season was over nearly two months ago, why are you just now honoring this bet?

The lesson in all this: never, ever enter into a bet with me. Ever.

That's one of the most clever punishments I've ever heard of.

You nearly won the bet too. Just 28 tackles off.

Yeah, I'm pretty pissed about this.

Because I PM'd him, telling him he was long overdue on owning up to his end of the bet.

He's stepping up to the plate. Better late than never.

Isn't that right, billay?

I think he should be penalized at least another week for that.

I'm willing to let it slide if he puts his back into it and makes it really amusing for the crowd.

Needless to say, billay needs to be super opinionated for the next month.

LMAO

I'm surprised you don't have to be "Indigo" for the poverty on Baltic Avenue.


I think you should be clever with it and insult the originator of a fairly original punishment with this....like....Bar fly's like it when Direkshun's mom comes in to drink because she's a community chest and always a free roll.

Taking that bet sure was taking a chance.

That is gold.

In order to treat this like football, Billay is going to need a cheat sheet.

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That should help him refrain from accidental Candy Land references.

Billay should have to change his avatar to one of the least desirable play pieces.....the boot or the iron.

I forgot all about this stupid ass bet until Direck messaged me so what if I keep landing on free parking?

LOL thanks you're a real community chest!

Will North Carolina Ave make the tournament this year?

Oh man. You are going to have to do a lot better than that.

This needs to be a creative pursuit of yours for the next month.

If you have the game lying around, I'd go get it right now and park it next to your computer. It's time to have fun.

Boo

Save the water works for the electric company. If you steal any of my stuff I'm going to luxury tax your ass

Getting warmer.

would you like some monopoly gifs?

should be easy to make some from youtube videos.

Yes please i'll take a chance card.

I hope Geno parks his chocolate penii at our place...
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LMAO

Be sure to read all the Chance and Community Chest cards, billay. Those are going to be your saving graces for the next month, since they include the most material to work with.

But if all you do is repeat the same one, like "Nice post, man! You win $10 in a beauty contest!" there will be boos.

You got owned by Direckshun ROFL

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Y'know? I'm kind of jealous. This actually looks like fun. I may just start speaking in Monopoly references for the hell of it.

Man, you suck. The correct answer was:

"I forgot all about this stupid ass bet until Direck messaged me and gave me a Short Line about how I need to honor the wager."

please investigate star wars monopoly

Read the rules too, billay. You could have some real fun talking about the draft and free agency by referring to the rule that says you must build evenly

Oh my god. You are a saint.

We need another bet.

I'm already in a bet regarding an Alex Smith trade. I always like to keep an iron in the fire.

I'm always entertaining offers, however.

I'll be honest. I really don't give a rip about anything football right now except for ensuring that Geno becomes a Chief.

But if you think of a good one, I might change my mind.

I'll bet that Manti Te'o falls out of the second round.

Anybody interested?

We can make our punishment Te'o themed.

I called him falling out of the FOURTH round after the girlfriend scandal.

Well, I'd bet you on that, but what are the chances he doesn't become a Chief? I mean, it's the only logical option.

Unless your HC/GM are particularly incompetent.

If they are incompetent enough to not draft Geno, I'm going to need to take a break from Chiefs football for awhile. I might not be around Chiefs Planet all that much to honor any bets.

Let's just wait until late April. If we're lucky, the Chiefs will have Geno, mini-camps will be just around the corner, and I'll be in full offseason homer mode like I usually am. That's gonna be the best time for a bet.

I think the 4.8 40 is worse, honestly.

How about:

If Alex Smith is traded to the Chiefs, every post you make must contain an acrostic for ALEX. If he is traded somewhere else or SF pays him his bonus on April 1st, every post I make must contain an acrostic for GENO.

This is exactly the type of bet people should make. Leaving forever, or not being able to post is dumb.

These would be even better if you had to start posting like a dumbass and couldn't announce you lost a bet. LMAO

I'm convinced that after all these years
the way blueballs posted was a bet that he lost kind of like the one
you just described

I'm good, thanks.

Let's just wait it out, dude.

LOL, how in God's name does 1 bet that a 1st rounder picked by the head coach who is also the d coordinator doesn't make 10 tackles in a season?

Acrostics are fun, but haiku...now you're talking. Everything is more fun in haiku form.

That's the most awesome terms of a bet I've probably ever heard lol. I love this place

LMAOLMAO

10 tackles? Heh.

You almost won LOL...

We had a haiku thread here I want to say a year ago or maybe a little more.

It was ****ing hilarious.

Haiku is the dream

Your mind becomes the poem

So lost in the flow

Which begs the question -- exactly how many syllables is "poem."

Artistic license.

Yea as long as we don't lose in the first round of the ACC Tourney

Two. Officially.

Cause I said so.

Hot off the presses... the Iron got the Boot. Being replaced by a cat.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/0...n_2626036.html

Monopoly Piece Vote Nears End As Fans Decide On Game's Future

PAWTUCKET, R.I. — The end is near for the shoe, wheelbarrow or iron in the classic Monopoly game as fans vote Tuesday in the final hours of a contest to determine which token to eliminate and which piece to replace it with.

The eight tokens identify the players and have changed quite a lot since Parker Brothers bought the game from its original designer in 1935. The latest changes mark the first time that fans have had a say on which piece to add and which one to toss.

The voting on Facebook is scheduled to close just before midnight Tuesday. Pawtucket-based toy maker Hasbro Inc. will announce the new piece Wednesday morning.

So far, the wheelbarrow, shoe and iron are neck and neck for elimination through the Save Your Token Campaign. The new addition will be a robot, diamond ring, cat, helicopter or guitar.

Fans from more than 120 countries have voted.

The online contest to change the tokens was sparked by chatter on Facebook, where Monopoly has more than 10 million fans.

Monopoly's iconic tokens originated when the niece of game creator Charles Darrow suggested using charms from a charm bracelet for tokens. The real-estate trading game is based on the streets of Atlantic City, N.J., and has sold more than 275 million games worldwide.

The eight tokens are an iron, racecar, Scottie dog, a shoe, thimble, top hat, wheelbarrow and battleship. Most of the pieces were introduced with the first Parker Brothers iteration of the game in 1935, and the Scottie dog and wheelbarrow were added in the early 1950s.

Versions of Monopoly with the new token will come out later this year.

Wait Direckshun made a monopoly themed bet? I thought he didn't like capitalism????

Maybe he meant you were supposed to make references from this version of monopoly?

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Here kitty? Here pussy?

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/pictu...pictureid=1309

Go bet $20 on it and win $90. Or if you bet $5 on him going late 2nd round you win $40.

I had a bet with Billay regarding his beloved Cornshuckers. He lost and wasn't allowed to post for a month. He said he was going to honor the bet and gave a goodbye to everyone, but I'm not sure if he actually sat it out for a month.........didn't care enough to pay attention. I do know that Al Bundy POS doesn't honor the bets he makes. You call him out on it and he calls you a stalker. Dude's a shit stain.

BTW I thought you were in perpetual ownership of the B&O railroad? Or was that the Short line?

Oh yea and just because Feb has only 28 days shouldn't mean you get to welch out of the last couple days of Monopolizing the conversation that would just be morally bankrupt

Mother of God....this is the greatest bet ever.

Well played, Direkshun.

Seriously. Why aren't all bets made on here this Marvin Gardens good?

Monopoly? Pffft, shoulda made it Candyland.

Totally disagree. He had a very solid rookie year, especially considering his limited experience. He has a ton of upside and will be a very good NT for many years to come.

Take a CHANCE card

Well. We know that Direkshun is all about honoring one's word.

"The #49ers will get a No. 2 pick this year and a similar pick in 2014 from the #Chiefs for QB lex Smith"


Mr Ed........Watch out for your Cornhole
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Great foresight in not taking that bet, SNR.

"I was just trying to give the horse a baby" Direkshun


GO Directly to Jail. Do not pass Go. Do not collect 2 second round picks.

So here's the short line:

Bo's Pellini isn't posting nearly enough to honor this sucker. I've read maybe a handful of his posts since the thread was posted.

I was wondering if he had to meet a quota?. Havn't seen him post in a while.


He never past go and never collected his $200.00

There is McDonald's monopoly and a lottery scratchers game.

That's not true at all. "MONOPOLY" or a monopoly reference has been made in everyone of my posts but you wouldn't know you've been too busy post shit about geno smith that nobody reads. You stupid mother ****er. If you are going to accuse provide proof

LMAO

Where do you come up with this shit? Seriously. That's awesome.

Your fulfillment of this bet would barely get you a night's stay at Baltic.

Time to pay your income tax. Either fork over $200 or 10% of your money.