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aturnis 07-22-2013 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Garcia Bronco (Post 9827266)
First things first my friend.

Get a cleaner. Use the pills. I find the liquid shit is a little less reliable
Second...time to exercise...you need to sweat. I suggest running in trash bags in the hot sun. Black trash bags.
3rd...time from cranberry juice...lots of it.
4th..delay as long as you can on the test.

Not only that, lots of water the day of the test. You want to cleanse your system SND file your urine. Piss as many times as you can the day of the test before you actually test. It gets the stuff that has built up in your bladder out, and you can start with a cleaner slate. Stop a few hours before the test, but piss just before you leave to take it. If you pus too clear and they call you on "diluting", just say It's part of a workout training program to hydrate regularly.

Actually, **** it. Finds a place that sells fake piss. Kid who I just wanted it (piece of shit) was dumb enough to tell me out worked for him and apparently all the Steele workers/pipe fitters in town. He got it at a local porn shop. I'd imagine you can get it at some health sites too. Otherwise, overnight the shit from the internet.

His was dehydrated. Just add water, microwave and guaranteed to be body temperature for x amount of time. Tuck it I'm your shorts under your balls.

They never pat you down our watch you. At least not around here. Legal liability I'd imagine. Even empty your own pockets.

Bambi 07-22-2013 07:25 PM

This story is only picking up steam. Something is going on with the Broncos. Hate to get excited but hard pressed to say things aren't shaping up pretty nicely for the Chiefs.

Quesadilla Joe 07-22-2013 08:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Bambi (Post 9828114)
This story is only picking up steam. Something is going on with the Broncos. Hate to get excited but hard pressed to say things aren't shaping up pretty nicely for the Chiefs.

Dude the Chiefs are a non factor for us this season, nothing the Chiefs do this year will affect the Broncos. Your best case scenario this year is getting blown out in the Wild Card round. Denver will win the division, probably have a first round bye and hopefully will be playing in the Super Bowl.

Sweet Daddy Hate 07-22-2013 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Cassel>Manning (Post 9828180)
Dude the Chiefs are a non factor for us this season, nothing the Chiefs do this year will affect the Broncos. Your best case scenario this year is getting blown out in the Wild Card round. Denver will win the division, probably have a first round bye and hopefully will be playing in the Super Bowl.

You're on your way down, son. Time to embrace reality!

Sweet Daddy Hate 07-22-2013 08:06 PM

We are SO going to **** Denver's world. SO hard.

Quesadilla Joe 07-22-2013 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Sweet Daddy Hate (Post 9828183)
You're on your way down, son. Time to embrace reality!

We have a nice three year window ahead of us and if Brock keeps improving we have a decade of AFCW dominance ahead of us. The Chiefs are just trying to keep their head above water right now, in two or three years all of the talent Herm/Carl gave ya'll will be past their primes and it will be time for another rebuild.

Sweet Daddy Hate 07-22-2013 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Cassel>Manning (Post 9828189)
We have a nice three year window ahead of us and if Brock keeps improving we have a decade of AFCW dominance ahead of us. The Chiefs are just trying to keep their head above water right now, in two or three years all of the talent Herm/Carl gave ya'll will be past their primes and it will be time for another rebuild.

ROFL Yeah, good luck with that!

|Zach| 07-22-2013 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Cassel>Manning (Post 9828189)
We have a nice three year window ahead of us and if Brock keeps improving we have a decade of AFCW dominance ahead of us. The Chiefs are just trying to keep their head above water right now, in two or three years all of the talent Herm/Carl gave ya'll will be past their primes and it will be time for another rebuild.

Do you watch NFL football?

Quesadilla Joe 07-22-2013 08:18 PM

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Originally Posted by |Zach| (Post 9828200)
Do you watch NFL football?

New England has been on top of their division for a decade and I don't see any longterm threats (franchise QB's) on any AFCW roster.

|Zach| 07-22-2013 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Cassel>Manning (Post 9828209)
New England has been on top of their division for a decade and I don't see any longterm threats (franchise QB's) on any AFCW roster.

Your track record is poor prediction wise do you agree?

Sorter 07-22-2013 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Cassel>Manning (Post 9828209)
New England has been on top of their division for a decade and I don't see any longterm threats (franchise QB's) on any AFCW roster.

Stanzi, duh.

Sweet Daddy Hate 07-22-2013 08:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Cassel>Manning (Post 9828209)
New England has been on top of their division for a decade and I don't see any longterm threats (franchise QB's) on any AFCW roster.

We'll be in constant evolution. You...on the other hand...are run by horseface.

Good luck with that!LMAO

Pasta Little Brioni 07-22-2013 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Cassel>Manning (Post 9828209)
New England has been on top of their division for a decade and I don't see any longterm threats (franchise QB's) on any AFCW roster.

Including Denver. Assweiler blows. Pats had a prime Brady not an old cripple.

AussieChiefsFan 07-22-2013 09:24 PM

Aw yisssss

Pasta Little Brioni 07-22-2013 09:25 PM

Outside of von and peydaton that roster is garbage.


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