The Average person has 1/4 size of a peanut
 

of Fecal matter in their britches

That is all

The average is skewed by Fat Bastard.

I'd venture to say I have at least 1/2 a peanut. Beat that!

Finally, something I'm above average in.

What about us unaverage people ?

WTF do we have ?

So the guy's going commando? It's on the floor, watch your step.

I have 1/2 the size of a coconut in mine right..........now.

Is that peanut in the shell or out of the shell? I'm just checking because I think I may be carrying about 1lbs of peanut brittle in my draws right now. :p

I don't understand this. Are they refering to a ball of poo the actual size and roundness of a 1/4 of a peanut? Or, are they saying that if you gathered up all of the poo in your britches then you could roll it into a ball a 1/4 the size of a peanut? What if you have peanuts in your poo? Then what? Just some questions to ponder?

poo poo for two

Furthermore, and this is common sense, if you flush with the lid open, fecal matter is sent everywhere, including on your sink, toothbrush, soap, faucet, etc.

That one, yeah

There's this thing called toilet paper....

It's regardless of the toilet paper used.

BLAH!!! What's going on here?! I've been going through life thinkin' that everything was hunky-dory on the poo side of things. I learned to wipe till I bleed so my wife wouldn't find anything when she did laundry. Now I'm finding this out. Disturbing.