I was partial to the first two cons

So why can't there be a white history month, anyone?

lol, he's not the brightest redneck in the village, now is he...

That's not a very good float.

Heh, because I believe that's the default setting.

I see some diversity. The second John Deere has some Massen Fergasson red cross breeding. The third is Ford blue.

Because you haven't been oppressed by another race of people. Although every black person under 40 hasn't been oppressed to the extent to claim to be oppressed.

This. Apparently any old JD qualifies as a float.

Because no one needs to be reminded of white peoples contributions.
And Im not trying to be a dick here either.
A huge majority of everything that makes modern day living what it is, a white man was responsible for. It would just seem like gloating
Im sure some people will find me stating a fact offensive, but alas.

Mmmm, K. Ban racist floats

While I'm not sure a whm should exist, I'm not entirely sure your reasoning is valid. We don't have Native American or Mexican history month.

Cinco de Mayo and Sitting Bullvember.

The Chinese weren't treated all that well. Sweargin cocksuka

They have parades after a team wins a championship. That is gloating.

I'm just waiting for who give a shit what color you are as long as you don't bug the hell out of me month.