CP lexicon may have ruined things with my gf
 

Well not literally... but I am about half in the doghouse.

You're gonna laugh...

We were having a "pretend fight" during a discussion a while ago. You know... one of those where you disagree over something small and in fun you start throwing playful barbs back and forth. Long story short it ended with...

her... "I think you should just admit I'm right"

me... "I think you should shut your whore mouth."

Well things stopped being as fun at that point.

LMAO

I've explained CP and the lexicon. She has her doubts.

If anyone could verify here that I was indeed just using the lexicon or link a post with it... well I'd be grateful.

However I realize that by asking that no one is going to do it lol. I'll squirm out of this somehow... in a few days. Maybe.

Feel free to laugh at me. I've got it coming.

You are a dumbass.

You shut your whore mouth,

ROFL

WELL................ yeah. Heh.

Oh ****.

This.

Has nothing to do with the CP lexicon, and everything to do with your pea brain.

Own it.

"Shut your whore mouth" is used universally. It's not in the CP Lexicon. That'd be like saying it's an Arrowhead Stadium thing to sell overpriced beer to fans.

You're screwed, dawg. Sorry.

See! Guru uses it too!

It just popped out and it seemed like the thing to say...

LMAO

LMAO second good chuckle you've provided me today.

I can't say I've heard it except here so in my "pea brain" it's CP lexicon.

The only one I use on my wife is "Tits or GTFO".


I once yelled at the the TV,"I hope that POS falls into a pile of AIDs needles!", she gave me the WTF look, than laughed her ass off.

I have no problems with Dr Johnny Fever, great guy.

That expression has never been used on Chiefsplanet. Stop blaming us for your disgusting behavior.

Oh, and would you post naked pictures of your girlfriend, please?

Thanks man. I'm an acquired taste that some never acquire.

LMAO

I literally said those exact words to my girlfriend yesterday. I have no idea what CP Lexicon is.

Dude, NEVER "pretend fight" with your lady. Stuff happens and all you get is "pretend makeup sex" with your hand.

I've reffered to burning AIDS trees and the act of crashing into them a few times. People just think I have colorful language.

Good advice... too late now lol.

Just because Will Ferrell says something doesn't make it OK to repeat.

In other words, you take all the credit for "colorful language" when things go well, but when you step in it you want us to take the blame?

Heh, that's not so bad. I thought you told her to hang herself from a flaming aids tree or to go drink a glass of anti freeze or something.

Did u ask her if u could PIIHB?

No idea what you're talking about man.

Basically. I've attempted to explain a time or two but I get deer in the headlights when I do so I just stopped.

Just hold up a camera and tell her to show her whore tits.

She was starting to smile about it a while ago. I'm pretty sure I'm going to be ok... but a little evidence from here wouldn't hurt heh. I saw someone post it this morning and I'm looking for that post lol.

I say that to Lump every day.

Her, "What's for dinner?"
Me: "Shut your whore mouth."

It's no big deal. Tell your old lady to stop being a doucher. That'll help

You've always been a friend Gonzo.

Girls don't pretend......EVER......because girls by nature don't have thick skin.


Trust me, there's NO SUCH THING as a fake fight.

You know what will help?

PIIHB

:facepalm:

There is actually with a few of my chick friends including the gf.

On it.

fyp

Of course. I'm full of fail today.

ROFL


The whispering eye shall forever be closed.

Shut your whore mouth! :cuss:

Johnny why were you having a pretend fight? Is your relationship boring?

It was all in good fun. Maybe pretend fight was the wrong words. Giving each other crap over something trivia might be better. We do that. It's all good. Until I said shut your whore mouth.

LMAO

Your and idiot. LMAO

This will help calm her down:

http://img690.imageshack.us/img690/615/antifreezex2.jpg

Fever, we all are with you. Hope your hand doesn't get callouses.

Well then you deserve all of the dog housin' you get if you believe this magical fairy tale that it's all good n fun n games to have a pretend argument. LMAO

If you wanna end an argument.....if your girl is wearing sweatpants or something that comes off easy......just go up behind her and de-pants her LOL.....I've done and it works like magic....she just sits there bare assed, speechless...and usually they just start laughing.

In my experience with my chick friends including the gf good natured arguements have always been just that. It's not like this is the first we've had. This is just the first time I went for the jugular to win.

LMAO

It's all going to be good anyway. I thought it was funny in case no one could tell.

shut your whore mouth isn't a CP lexicon. It's just something people say to stupid ****s.

As a moderator of this site I would just like to say that we would instantly ban someone for talking that way to another member. You didn't get there here, mister.

it was a pretend fight /OJ

OOPS!
ROFL

I agree.... 100%.

I realize people don't read everything in a given thread but it's CP lexicon to me because I haven't heard it elsewhere.... as Q'd and explained before.

Sheesh. So serious around here sometimes.

tl;dr

Yes the butthurt can be strong around here at times...

WTF is this "we all" bullshit?

LMAO

Well played.

Fever, no offense, but I'm going to side w/ the others about it not being a CP lexicon.

After doing some extensive research, it appears that the phrase originated from a porn. Ya know, I honestly never figured you were into clowns, ostriches, and cheddar cheese. But hey, whatever floats your boat. :thumb:

Edit: ROFL Sorry.

For the eleventy billionth time it's CP lexicon to ME. Besides, you're a girl... what do you know?!

:)

Correction: I'm a woman.

A. More than I care to know sometimes. LMAO

Don't listen to these dipshits, girls love being called a whore. They also love C word as well.

The only logical next step, is to suggest that she could stand to lose a few pounds.

"those jeans use to look good on ya, baby"

I'm going to try that next. Thanks Scorp!

The obvious solution is to have her register here and we will happily clear this all up with her.

:hmmm: You forgot to mention spankings, (among other things).

Really?

Stand by...

Shut your whore mouth and make me a sammich, ****.

****ing liar...

Bant.

Explain to her who wears the pants. /thread

/as Gonzo goes to scrub the toilet.

With stars in his eyes.

I don't know beer me, you say some really bad shit at times. Maybe if you'd just shut your whore mouth, you'd get by okay.


http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...01#post7969301

Best advice yet.

LMAO

You're doing it wrong! LMAO

You should fake call one of your friends and carry on a conversation where you drop that phrase like three times.

"Oh, shut your whore mouth bitch, did you really get a raise at work today?"

"Yeah, I shut my whore mouth and clocked out a little early today, how about you?"

"You catch Arizona shutting USC's little whore mouth this weekend! Whata game!"

I said that to my wife and she laugh her ass off. Now she often tells me to 'Shut my whore mouth.' Good times.

LMAO That will need to wait. I'm running a 100.5 temp and he has me quarantined in his man-cave. I'm sitting here watching Monday Night Countdown, drinking cranberry juice, and waiting for my bitch to bring me dinner. :D

Wow. I completely forgot it was MNF night. I guess that's what happens when you're a fan of the worst team ever.

It's just starting. Not that I really care. 49ers/Cardinals. Meh.

Oh, look... a controller! *CLICK*

Sweet! The 2012 World Series of Poker is on!

I turned it over from Pawn Stars reruns. I'll pay attention to 3 plays then turn back or go to bed at halftime.

I haven't watch Pawn Stars in a long time. I don't watch that much tv nowadays, (aside from a few of my favorites).

I don't like a single "charactor" on it. They're all complete morons. I'll watch when nothing is on elsewhere just to see the interesting things that are brought into the store. Other than that it's crap. I'd rather watch American Pickers but it isn't on at the moment and network tv sucks.