I need a slogan for hand safety
 

They're doing a contest at work on hand safety. Whoever comes up with the best slogan can win $25, $75, $100 and $1000.

I will bump a couple times today for more inputs. Thanks in advance.


Whatcha got?


If I win the $1000 from one of the selections here at CP I will personally send that individual a $100 for their help.

GOT SAFETY? I GOT handSOME!

Okay that was so lame. This coffee isn't working right.

HAND+JOB=WINS

JOB-HAND=BLOWS

A Foolish Hand Can Bring About A Little Finger

Things harder to do without fingers:
pick your nose, use your phone, bowl, give wife a shocker...

Finger puppies.. Etc

GIVE US A HAND
with keeping you safe

*more details about your safety program go here in smaller letters*

hands off before you get your hands cut off.

Get a handle on things before you end up with a bloody grip.

We Nemo Hand Safety

Hand Jobs = Safe sex!

OP updated.



Keep them coming.

Two hands enter. Two hands leave.

Talk to the hand. Tell it to be careful.

Don't lose your hand, you can't clap with one.

Keep your hands safe, prosthetics are a bitch to get used too!

HAND SAFETY IS ALMOST AS GOOD AS INMEM'S THREADS ARE BAD

Lube it or lose it.

That's hurtful.

Dried blood and cartilage mucks up the machines. Keep our machines efficient and clean, please.

Really? We get 10% for all the work? This sounds like it's almost too good to be true.

Get a HANDle on the situation - practice safe hand procedures (or something like that)

LOL. I was thinking the same thing. That should be 50-50, minimum.

Good Defense Prevents A Handoff

something cooler likes this

Get a grip on hand safety.

Handing you safe tips while they're still attached!

Your hands....don't **** em up

Safety is Handy
this is your job, not a hand job

plastic hand sucks
http://www.swisswuff.ch/images/wilmer/wilmer-system.jpg

got hands?

It's hard to jerk off with only one hand. Be safe.

Hand Safety: Your Hairy Palms Do Not Make You Invulnerable

Adding to yours..

Got hands?

Good. Keep it that way.

Safety, Hands Down The Most Important Decision You'll Make

Don't get Stumped-Be Safe!

Pause for paws: Stop and think about hand safety.

On a poster of Jim Abbot and Chubb's from Happy Gilmore.

Follow plans to protect your hands.


This post was brought to you by the DaKCMan_AP is Awesome for Hands Safety Association.

Safety is Handy was what I thought. Pretty good.

I will start a poll with a top 3. You have my word.

No hands .
No Bacon.

If you don't respect your hands then **** you!

Playing it safe can be a handful, but its finger-lickin' worth it.

Red on the head like a dick on a poodle.

Has nothing to do with hands, but makes a person stop & think doesn't it?

Keep your hands to yourself!

safety first -- no hands down

Think hand safety - you may need that finger on the way home

Keep your hands where you can see them!

Keep all hands and feet inside the ride at all times.

Hands on! hands off! The handler!

I thought you got fired for crashing a truck and failing a drug test or something

Be safe. You don't want to end up like this: or do you?

My second favorite so far.

They closed it. I think our safety guy is in some shit though. He made me take a drug test and fill out a report. He assumed he didn't have to because he was safety. Out here when there's a incident all parties involved are required for drug testing.

Throw your hands in the air. But don't wave them like you just don't care.

Attached to your wrists.

Safety. It's in your hands.

Get a grip. Protect your hands.

Protect your hands, you need them to pick up your pay check!

Use your head, protect your hands.

WARNING! Crushed hands or missing fingers may affect your golf swing.

You can't high five without your hand.

Keep your fingers safe. You may need to count to ten someday.

Hooked on hand safety.

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/i...sT_Cikq_BjcjvQ

If you lose a finger, don't go pointing at us. We promote hand safety.

Protect your hands. Your thumb is the only thing that differentiates you from an ape.

If you lose a hand, you won't get severance pay.

Clap if you practice hand safety.
Bang your hook against a pipe if you don't.

Defending digits = healthy hands

How about a series of posters that blatantly steal copyrighted images?

Don't be Luke Skywalker.

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/i...FW92C1GGKXjD4Q

Don't be Captain Hook.

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/i...pwLJG2fSxlyg_S

And maybe some other people with missing digits.

By the way, I had no idea that Deke Slayton was missing a finger. That's kind of amazing for an astronaut. And Radar O'Reilly? Yeltsin was missing two fingers? This slide show is kind of astonishing.

http://www.who2.com/common-bonds/cel.../gary-burghoff

Safety, it's at your fingertips.

Got some good ones. Keep'em comin'.

I like it. :thumb:

We offer a five finger discount on hand safety.

You're not Ronnie Lott. Keep your fingers.