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Oh now don't YOU even start. I can sense your condescending tone through the world wide web. And it smells like lukewarm expired clams. You've talked bad about my family on this website a few too many times and I'm beginning to take exception to it. Why don't you log off and go tackle a rosebush while nude. Nah, scratch that. You'd get too much pleasure watching an unpaid intern at the emergency room pulling thorns out of your torso. Because that is just. How. You. Are. Put. Together.

Or at the bare minimum, a strongly worded intent to paper cut his pinky toe.

Lukewarm expired clams? Thorns?

This reminds me of the time I performed oral on your mothers labia.

I'm gonna go play Arkham Origins. That is, if the ****ING thing doesn't freeze up on me for the thousandth time. But when I get back here, I expect a full written apology in the form of 16th century Japanese literature. Or YOU can expect a full written reprimand. And it will hurt your feelings, I can god damn guarantee it.

That's ****ing pathetic.

At least I fapped it to my freshman history teacher.

Can still remember her name. She was HOT.

I always wanted to bang Jesse from Saved By The Bell over Kelly Kapowski. Even at the naive age of 12, I knew Kelly would be a lame lay. She'd probably just lay there. Wouldn't even take her socks off. Jesse on the other hand would dig deep and really bounce on that thing. And she'd be so excited, and so...scared.

If it didn't happen in class, you ain't got no balls.

I ogled her often.

I, myself, subscribe to the "oops,I fell, and didn't mean to grab a tit on the way down" method.

That's assault, brotha

Maybe in the white world, but in the brotha world that's avoiding a deadly fall.

I was 13.

Your tits have just as many rights as a grown womans.

@ 13 they are referred to as girl sprouts