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the Talking Can 02-07-2011 08:01 AM

I was raped last night
 
by the Black Eyed Peas....in which jurisdiction do I file charges, the Underverse? that place in Avatar? Waterworld?


all I see when I sleep now is a harpy screaming at me while simultaneously eating a bowl of chili and crackers...my dreams smell like urine

keg in kc 02-07-2011 08:06 AM

So I wasn't the only one that woke up with a strange vaseline ring around my starfish this morning.

I thought it was aliens.

Chief Pote 02-07-2011 08:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the Talking Can (Post 7413480)
by the Black Eyed Peas....in which jurisdiction do I file charges, the Underverse? that place in Avatar? Waterworld?


all I see when I sleep now is a harpy screaming at me while simultaneously eating a bowl of chili and crackers...my dreams smell like urine

Say what?

Sofa King 02-07-2011 08:21 AM

Fergie looked like crap.



EDIT: and sounded worse.

Hammock Parties 02-07-2011 08:31 AM

Me too...I was at a post-Super Bowl party in Dallas at this awesome bar...I had had a few drinks and stumbled drunkenly into the bathroom. As I unzipped suddenly I heard the door behind me slam open. It was dark, so I couldn't see very well, but this really tall, kinda chunky dude walked in and growled "**** RODGERS AND HIS MVP AWARD...GET READY FOR THE MOST VALUABLE PENIS OF SUPER BOWL XLV!" I think I saw a beard too, and I felt one rub up against the back of my neck as he slammed me against the wall and began his crime.

keg in kc 02-07-2011 08:32 AM

Great, now clayton's posting his fantasies penthouse letter style.

Sofa King 02-07-2011 08:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ClayWhit (Post 7413519)
Me too...I was at a post-Super Bowl party in Dallas at this awesome bar...I had had a few drinks and stumbled drunkenly into the bathroom. As I unzipped suddenly I heard the door behind me slam open. It was dark, so I couldn't see very well, but this really tall, kinda chunky dude walked in and growled "**** RODGERS AND HIS MVP AWARD...GET READY FOR THE MOST VALUABLE PENIS OF SUPER BOWL XLV!" I think I saw a beard too, and I felt one rub up against the back of my neck as he slammed me against the wall and began his crime.

yeah, Rodgers had a pretty good gam.... wait wtf!!

rad 02-07-2011 08:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ClayWhit (Post 7413519)
Me too...I was at a post-Super Bowl party in Dallas at this awesome bar...I had had a few drinks and stumbled drunkenly into the bathroom. As I unzipped suddenly I heard the door behind me slam open. It was dark, so I couldn't see very well, but this really tall, kinda chunky dude walked in and growled "**** RODGERS AND HIS MVP AWARD...GET READY FOR THE MOST VALUABLE PENIS OF SUPER BOWL XLV!" I think I saw a beard too, and I felt one rub up against the back of my neck as he slammed me against the wall and began his crime.

Brett Keisel is the new Chuck Norris.

blaise 02-07-2011 08:42 AM

I couldn't hear them, I just saw the costumes. It looked like a high school play or something. Or like a really low budget sci-fi movie.

Bwana 02-07-2011 08:42 AM

That was indeed.......BAD!

Lonewolf Ed 02-07-2011 08:48 AM

I had no intention of even seeing how bad they'd be, so I served up stromboli that I made and enjoyed a cold Carlsberg. If Iron Maiden ever gets the halftime gig, then I will stay by the TV.

KC Tattoo 02-07-2011 08:48 AM

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They should have played more of this song... Fergie :drool:

blaise 02-07-2011 08:49 AM

They should just let two pee-wee football teams play for 12 minutes.

JD10367 02-07-2011 08:50 AM

Here's what I don't get: there are so many better choices. Even if your selection paradigm is tighter than Miley Cyrus's virgin butthole. (I'm assuming that last part. I'd love to find out and report back, though.)

Even if you say:

- No heavy metal, speed metal, thrash metal, death metal, or anything else Middle America, seniors, or parents could get upset about.

- No black hardcore hip-hop.

- No more Al Davis-aged rock-n-rollers.

- Must be something likable in an easy-listening sort of way, and yet popular.

- Must still somehow be interesting, upbeat, and not put you to sleep.

Given those guidelines, you can turn on any modern rock, alt-rock, college rock type of station and pull a handful of "new" bands who have a good sound and are popular. Even if you have to lump together a few bands and have them do snippets. Jimmy Eat World, Fall Out Boy, Death Cab For Cutie, Kings Of Leon, My Chemical Romance, whatever. I would've rather heard short versions of "My Best Theory" and "I Don't Care" or something along those lines.

KCUnited 02-07-2011 08:56 AM

I'd love to see the Reo/Journey debate resolved once and for all with a SB Halftime dual.


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