My Ode to Chiefsplanet
 

Inspired by this thread;

http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=205898

Set to the tune of "We didn't start the fire"

Repost-Eat a Dick
Who cares if UP wants tits?
Mr. Fax has gone away
Claythan and Hootie are gay

First one in with antifreeze
We should've drafted Drew Brees
Tyler Thigpen yes he can!
Not another True Fan

Pile on-****in n00b
On the Mane his name is boob
Naked pics of Goldie Hawn
Get the **** off Skip Towne's lawn

TinyE's weight loss thread
Did you hear John Goodman's dead?
Endelt's banging Katipan
GoChiefs is still stuck with his hand

We didn’t approve your draftboard
We’ll pile on, we’re mean
We are the gang of sixteen
We didn’t approve your draftboard
Now you’ll throw a fit
But your and idiot

Rainman's polls-Daface the mod
Dane still thinks that he is God
Whitlock's fat-Let's keep Gun
Athan sucks-The deal is done

Hootie stares at all the dicks
This thread is worthless without pics
Repost, This, and many more
Kirstie Tynes is such a whore

Drafturbators-True Fans
Marlboro Chief no IP ban
midnight vulture-epic fail
Mr. Blonde is now in jail

Gaz is gone-The Madden Curse
Chiefsplanet has lost it's burst
Carl's out-Pioli hired
Don't like that? Die in a fire!

We didn’t approve your draftboard
We’ll pile on, we’re mean
We are the gang of sixteen
We didn’t approve your draftboard
Now you’ll throw a fit
But your and idiot

Name changes by the Mods
Fatties trying to change their bods
Rainbow Bridge-Where’s my dog?
Hog Farmer jacks off hogs

Chitown busted in the salon
Tony G. is good as gone
Denver Chief loves the dong
So much for this stupid song

We didn’t approve your draftboard
We’ll pile on, we’re mean
We are the gang of sixteen
We didn’t approve your draftboard
Now you’ll throw a fit
But your and idiot but your and idiot but your and idiot but your and idiot

An Ode to D.C. could be absolutely incendiary. Example:

Kotter's false equivocation
jAZ' lib-thread masturbation
Donger and his sophistry?
Walk into an AIDS tree!

BRAVO!!

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No mention of me, I feel slighted.

Yeah where is Kyle DeLexus the future 2009 n00b of the Year?

Ditto.

Only hurts more 'cause I'm not a total douchebag...

Who?

Your not? ROFL

high life!

You haven't heard of him? He's probably one of the top n00bs prospects in years. IMO

I heard he tried to get it on with a fat chick in the bathroom at Royals stadium.

Hey now thats how rumors are started! That was my friend Travis that tired. He wanted to make the "New K" special.

You guys were gonna go for the double team!

Nein, n00b, I've been here a day or two.

And it's "You're" you ****ing Short armed cave dreaming monkey in a tree...

I plead the 5th.

Touche..

I'd stick up for you if only I could find something to agree with you on first.

You happy with the idea of a trade down yet?

Yes!

Thank jeebus.

dude I am so drunk right now...ahhaha

rep for the kirstie tynes blast

if you do a google image search for her name, the third, sixth, and seventh links to appear are to chiefsplanet....lmao

Most people post too much when they're drunk.
You do that when you're sober.

There's no chorus, and no bridge. You need a chorus and a bridge. That's all verses.

I give you an "I" (for incomplete) until the chorus/bridge are put in.

That was ****ing awesome!

LMFAO

Yeah, It's still incomplete. I'll have to put that together when I get home tonight.

We didn't write that draft board.
Don't blame us for the fury
over Aaron Curry.
We didn't write that draftboard.
True Fans love the pick they made;
bust out the grape Gatorade.

:shrug:

Sold.

I feel as if Claythan and I got the butt end of this ChiefsPlanet ode!

You guys are famous. 3 references to him, and 2 to you. I figured you'd love it. Really there's 3 for you too. You did coin "draftubator."

I know, it's hilarious.

But it's drafturbator!

Ahh. I'll have to fix that. Reaper wrote a pretty damn good chorus. I may have to throw that in there and give him the cred, I don't think I can beat it.

I read it last night in between my drunken stooper/drunk phone calls/facebook idiocy and thought it was hilarious.

While I think Reaper's chorus is solid, I think it's too time-sensitive. It won't mean anything in a couple of years. I think it needs to be more all-encompassing.


And it needs more cowbell.

I have your chorus

We didn't start the rep war
Hooock!you an me be frens ok
but damn sometimes your posts are ghey
we didn't start the rep war
What is an H-back?
you post like you Been smokin crack

I'd like to see Demonpenz perform this.

Dumbass!! cock-biting-Prick!
Your idea-for-draft-is-Dumb-as-shit
QUA-TERBACKS don't-need-no-more
Kirsty-tynes-was-not-a-whore!

Oh-Hai-Guys We-had-a-kid
Look at what my peepee did!
Congratulations, post a pic
Include your wife at your own risk
the kid is nice, nothing-wrong-with-that
it-looks-like-Phobia-made-your-wife-get-fat.

Chorus(All together NOW)
We didn't start the rep war
Hooock!you an me be frens ok
but damn sometimes your posts are ghey
we didn't start the rep war
What is an H-back?
you post like you Been smokin crack

I agree *this* n *that*
I'll kill 'wanian with a whiffle bat!
gochiefs-a-virgin-III is not
mecca decides what porn-is-hawt
Your-a-prick-you're-a-liar
kill-yourself-INSIDE-A-FIRE!!!

HEY-you-douche-is-that-all-you-got?!
Like-Redrum's mom-you-have-the-cooter-rot
That-chic-is-hot-I'd-Pay-Lots-Of-Dough
California wouldn't let her work the donkey show.

Buddy-Holly-is- my fav'rit Weezer song
If you got a chic you'd just Eff her wrong
I have a date...meet her at lunch
Ask Dane's advice he's slayed a bunch

We didn't start the rep war
Hooock!you an me be frens ok
but damn sometimes your posts are ghey
we didn't start the rep war
What is an H-back?
you post like you Been smokin crack

Fart jokes.poop-threads.
another drunken reply from Smed
Getting-Hitched-to-my-new-squeeze
MARTY SHOOK WAS SUCH A SLEEZE
To-You-She's-Hot-To-Me-A-Slut-
You-all-would-pay-to-pee-in-her-Butt!

Rhonda Moss was ubber-fine
Whitlock-steals-another-line
Anti-freeze-THROW-A-FIT
GROW A Mullet-your-AND-IDIOT!!!

We didn't start the rep war
Hooock!you an me be frens ok
but damn sometimes your posts are ghey
we didn't start the rep war
What is an H-back?
you post like you Been smokin crack

ROFLROFLROFLROFL

Have a technical question for the mods involving Chiefsplanet itself. I use vbulletin's software to run a forum as well. We deal with about the same amount of traffic that this site gets daily. We were on a Yahoo Small Business hosting environment however Yahoo is horribly slow. We need to find a new web host pretty quick, and I was curious what Chiefsplanet uses since everything seems to run smoothly over here.

Thanks in advance for the help, didn't want to start a new thread just for this so hopefully somebody sees it.

LMAO Awesome.

start this as a thread over in the mediacenter and you'll run into some our more computer savvy members who can probably answer this question for you

Okay. Chorus added. I'll figure out a bridge when I get home.

The part in We didn't start the fire where it's like "JFK BLOWN AWAY WHAT ELSE DO I HAVE TO SAY" Should be "Frazod's Fridg-a-day BLOWN AWAY Overhead smokes a Jay"

hahaha!! i love this place

We didn't start the Planet
it's been churnin
Left the Star a burnin
We didn't start the Planet
That was Kyle by a country mile
and now it goes on and on and on and on

damn.....I wish I had talent.

Okay, chorus and now the bridge are added.

You forgot the "IT SUCKS ROYAL DICK!!!!........OHHH 100% CRAP" part.



"DEISEL GAS SUCKS MY ASS!!!!"

Anyone whos heard the PoS Car song by Adam Sandler knows what Im talking about

That was beyond awesome. Required reading.
REP!:thumb:

Bump from the attention whore. :D

It was OK

:shrug:



:D

Better than "It sucked balls. Die in a fire." I suppose. ;)

This thread rocks.

Rep to Flop, and Iowanian both...

I can't rep this again, but I have to say Reaper I'm tempted to use it as a sig. It's brilliant.

I'm tempted to write more verses, but I'm kinda' afraid to.

I hope I didn't piss anyone off. It wasn't my intention too. I'd love to see it though. Iowanian knocked it out of the park, and if that first one is an indication, you would too.

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Oh, no shit? Its not like Flopnuts linked to the thread about that video in the thread starter or anything.

Yeah. And due to the terms of the trade I can't even wish the guy good luck. We need the higher draft pick.

I'm disappointed my ode didn't make the hall. :deevee:

Why, you are the angry puking German, of course.

Now you are begging.

Stop it.

:$2500: