Caught on video Pizza delivery man urinates on door
 

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Single mother

Should be preparing her own food if she can't afford to pay properly, gas is 4 bucks a gallon

Good for him. The fat bitch should have gotten off the couch and picked the damn thing up if she couldn't tip. Too bad he got caught.

Looks like she needs to lay off the bread to me

Hell, he might have taken a blow job?

Cut a big toenail off and put it on the biggest slice in the box because you know she will be on that one

When I was a kid, If I knew I was going to a place that stiffed and they ordered drinks, I would shake the **** out them all the way there.

If you can't afford to tip the delivery person, drag your fat ass down to the ****ing store and pick it up yourself.

anyone who thinks they can make a living delivering pizza is delusional.

What does the pizza joint actually pay for the driver?

She's lucky he only did #1.

Back in the 80's I would make over 10 bucks an hour to deliver pizzas part time, and my full time job only paid a little better than 6 bucks an hour... Don't know how that translates these days.

In undergrad, made minimum wage and tips delivering pies. Pretty good actually. Plus all the pizza we wanted, and was baked every night delivering the pizza. Good ole days.

I might worry about ordering from that place again. He probably has friends still there. She is probably getting someones balls rubbed all over her pizza.

I always make it a rule to be very nice to anyone who serves me food.

I have been with my wife out and she was going to complain about the service. I had to explain why it isn't always the best idea to complain BEFORE you get your food. Waiting untill after can be the difference between just bad service or spending all day in the bathroom.

I made $15 - $20 an hour doing it in the 90's. It will put wear and tear on your car though. You need to do it as a side job or for a short time or else you will lose money.

what you do is get a 200k beater to do a job like that

If you can't come up with a couple bucks to tip the driver, you should go pick it up, or not order pizza at all. If you're that poor, you can make $10 go a lot farther at a grocery store than at Pizza Hut.

Dumb bitch should have picked it up, I'm sure she stiffs all the time. That being said in my experience I never pissed on anyones door. There are other ways to take care of this thing including horrible service, I would always take those last that didn't tip or tell them it would be an extra half hour for delivery. ;)

I made $8 an hour plus about $40-50 in tips on a 4 hour shift. If I worked an 8 hour shift I would usually make over $100 in tips. None of the tips were ever claimed.

did she buy $138 worth of pizza?

When I left a few years ago they had dropped drivers down to $4.25 an hour and business was half of what it used to be.

Good to know Hootie's alive and not taking anyone's shit.

I have often wondered why God invented houseflies and revolting, abhorrent, loathsome entities like that thing in the video. Everything about that nauseating glob of flesh is repulsive ... its voice, its hair, its stupid face ... everything. Were I a pizza delivery person, I would have urinated that morbid, talking whale, too.

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a hot little ceasars is 5 bucks

Whats a Puzza hut?

Yup, but they don't deliver anymore. That would require that fat ass to get up and leave her apartment.

Speaking of which ...

I have nothing but admiration for our fabulously talented mods. With the exception of Mr. Phobia, they do a fantastic job that, far too often, goes both unnoticed and under-appreciated.

However, I don't understand why Mr. Hootie can no longer come out to play while Mr. BlackBob is allowed to remain a Planeteer in good standing ... especially after Mr. BlackBob's threats to sue everybody and call down ball lightning upon the server.

I guess I just don't understand the standards used to determine which posters are acceptable and which are not. Then again, maybe I just miss Mr. Hootie and would like to see him and Mr. BlackBob discuss the meaning of life over a couple of beers.

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Maybe because I never made threats to sue everybody? I have already said this several times.

I stopped 6 years ago. I still know people that are working at Pizza Hut where I worked, so that sucks for them if that's true.

It was really good in the late 90's, but really went to crap then. Good thing I opened my own business as i'm sure i couldn't support a family if I still worked there.

Picking the year 1985, $10/hr, adjusted for inflation, is equivalent to about $20.50 per hour.

$6 per hour would be $12.34 per hour.

what gets me is she knew she didn't have enough to tip and ordered delivery anyways. They way I see it when people handle your food and you get it fast, warm, correct order, and it consistently meets your satisfaction every time you order ****ing leave a tip. There are too many times the quality of a service drops because the reinforcement for good service is very inconsistent. Leaves no incentive to offer good service or a consistent quality product. Who am I kidding its ****ing pizza hut. yuck!

Single mom, sorry.

Heh. Not only does she not tip, she goes on the news and tells everyone she doesn't tip. Good luck getting a decent pizza for the rest of your life, sweetheart.

Mr. Fax, should we tip the mods so that they do a better job?

well, that isn't bad. based on your numbers a 5 day a week 8 hour shift would be in neighborhood of $43K (Including tips)before taxes, you would only pay tax on roughlly $17K. Well you wouldn't be shitting in tall cotton, but a single guy with a roof over his head could survive.

I like how she's trying to act innocent. **** that fat ass bitch. You can afford $2 more, than guess what? you can't afford a ****ing pizza. People disgust me.

Mr. Fax tips us all every day with his brilliant insight. LOL

Back in the day we got Hourly + Mileage + Tips

They would pay off your mileage daily and of course you had your tips so you would always have some money.

I worked for Dominos
If you delivered 1-10 pizzas it was like you earned 6.00% of the money you brought in 11-20 .25% more and it worked like that.

They had a pizza truck but you never wanted to drive it because when you did you did not get paid mileage... They had an Isuzu pickup and it was the toughest truck I ever seen in my life and I seen many naked chicks during my time as a delivery boy... I even got laid at one house (kinda knew her) Ahh memories..

I worked at Domino's and got paid mileage too. We got 10 cents a mile back in the 90's. You got 14 cents a mile if you put a sign on your car.

Later, I worked at a different Domino's and got $1 a delivery in gas mileage. We got $1.25 if it was more than four miles.

Good for him! If she can't afford to tip then drive your fat ass down there to pick it up. Is she a single mom? I can't imagine someone being drunk enough. :eek:

BTW what is a Puzza Hut?

There's more truth than poetry here...

THIS.

:clap:

I don't see that we have much choice. It's either that or spend the days hosing down the login page.

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I was wondering if I was the only one that saw that.

Puzza Hut!!ROFLROFLROFL

Say it out loud. Puzza HutROFLROFLROFL

It's that section between her belly and her ass....

I wonder if this chick is embarrassed at all.

If you can't afford to tip the delivery man, get off your fat @$$ and pick it up.

Simple as that.

He got what he deserves but she really needs to check herself a little.

No kidding. Very weird how Hootie could annoy the mods so bad to get on the short leash and then banned, but guys like BlackBob don't somehow.

I would love to have beers with hootie and discuss the meaning of life. It's sad when people get banned. So many people here were banned from somewhere else.

if you don't have money to tip the driver, don't order the pizza, period. She should take her $8 along with her fat ass and ugly assed pig face and go to the grocery store and buy a frozen pizza for $6. what a piece of shit. She's breathing our air for pete's sake.

I don't condone his reaction, but I also don't think you should order a pizza knowing that you don't have enough for the tip.

ROFL

Beware, if you are a delivery driver and show up with the wrong pizza and it's cold I will urinate on you.

or bitch and whine that it's 1 minute late while it's snowing and you should receive a free one everytime you order.

The most aggravating things about being a driver


Welcome to this site's gripe section. The following are the worst customers in the world. We hope they will dwindle to a very small number as more people read about this.

1. People who don't tip.

2. People who tip coins from the next highest dollar.

3. People who write a check for the next highest dollar.

4. People who fill out a credit / debit card for the next highest dollar.

5. People who blame the driver because it was late.

6. People who mention bad weather and don't tip.

7. People who compliment for timely delivery and don't tip.

8. People who compliment the pizza and don't tip.

9. So-called verbal tips.

10. The driver was given the wrong address.

11. People who get angry with the driver on wrong orders.

12. People who promise to tip next time but never do.

13. People who say "Have a nice day" when they don't tip.

14. People who say "Don't worry about the change."

15. People who don't let you step inside during bad weather.

16. People who don't shovel the snow or clear the ice.

17. People who complain about your driving.

18. People who think drivers are stupid.

19. People who taunt the driver.

20. People who show a lot of money and don't tip.

21. People who think the driver is a change machine.

22. No house numbers.

23. People who say, "We were here the whole time."

24. People who make prank orders.

25. People who short change you.

26. A religious tract instead of the tip.

27. People who blame high prices on the driver.

28. The two run maximum rule.

29. Sexual harassment from the customer.

30. People who want to have a conversation with the driver.

31. People who ignore the importance of tips.

http://tipthepizzaguy.com/gothrough/things.htm

ROFL the word TIP is in there a LOT.

No, I have a standard rule:

1) Order is perfect and fast = $5.
2)Order is incorrect but driver is ameable =$3.
3) Food is wrong + delivery guy is late and idiot = nothing.

Wrong toppings are not the driver's fault. He brings you a warm pie he's done his job. The toppings being a bit off is most likely the cook but could be him/her delivering the wrong pie.

I tend to forgive the delivery guy because the cook line is where they keep the idiots and push anyone with any intelligence to deliver...

I was mentioning my biggest gripe from when I delivered. We had a certain number of people that thought we were there to give them free stuff.

The difference is that Mr. Blackbob is on his first second chance. But if somebody catches Mr. Blackbob violating our policies, I'd be happy to pull the plug.

My mom is guilty of that one. ROFL

No, you assumed I was a low tipping rube.

And that post was directed towards me.

So I elaborated...

Not really, I knew your post was a joke.

Hootie raised that same point recently through email and asked to come back. Mods voted. It wasn't unanimous but he's not coming back. It's strange though. There's nothing preventing him from coming back as a mult as long as he stays under the radar, just like every other banned person.

Yup, it's a strange place sometimes.

I wonder if OMAHA OMAHA would sex her?


That wasn't a Matt Cassel check down.........that was her giant cooter echo.

I think it would be difficult for Mr. Hootie to disguise himself. Plus, he strikes me as a person who would prefer death to multing. It's a matter of honor. And Mr. Hootie honor is a sacred trust.

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Not really. When somebody screws up once and sends a passionate, sincere email explaining how they learned their lesson we generally show some mercy the first time, second time, and sometimes even the third and fourth, fifth, sixth, and seventh times.

When they're militant and unremorseful, we don't really go out of our way for them. It's kind of the way it works everywhere else in the entire world.

For that, Mr. Hootie has my respect. He scores points for it.

So that land whale still hasn't cleaned up the piss?

Ah ... well, that makes sense.

I suppose it is true that Mr. Hootie is a multiple violator. Meanwhile, I shall keep a weather eye on Mr. BlackBob's actions.

Ever alert, I stand prepared to report the truth and nothing but the truth, so help me Salma Hayek.

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The map shows Puzza Hut! :)

B I G girls give better head. It's because they are hungry.

You know ... I don't like any aspect of this story. The pizza delivery guy was in the wrong, but the thing that lives in the apartment deserved it ... that, and much more ...

However, as bad as this was, it's way better than the door delivery guy urinating in your pizza.

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I don't know why anyone does delivery on pizza. How hard is it to just drive a mile or two to pick it up. Saves you nearly 5 bucks when you don't have to deal with delivery fees and tips.

I deliver pizzas as my second job and I can say that he went over the line but that woman is the norm for customers. They say, "Oh I didn't have enough money for the tip." and "Maybe you shouldn't be delivering pizzas." Customers often have a sense of entitlement that is brought along by the companies kissing their ass. At first I thought, fine she's just a woman who didn't tip, but then the part where she says "Is he going to come back and clean it up." and the news lady says she expects more than just his job. Honestly, do you really expect a person who lost their job to come back and clean it up? Are you that naive to the way the world works? If he didn't give a shit about peeing on your front door what the hell makes you think he'll come back and clean it up? I guarantee you that she was looking for free pizza as well, they always do. People always talk big about tipping, saying they tip so well, I can't tell you how many times I get to a house within 30 minutes all the way on the outside of our border and no matter how large the order is they'll give me a dollar or two. People don't reward speediness like they should, or fast efficient deliveries, they'll comment on the steam coming out of the box or "Wow that was fast!" but when it comes down to it a cheap person will always be a cheap person, then when their friends are talking about being good tippers they'll jump into the conversation saying they're exceptional and they aren't. Your friends, my friends, some if not most lie to you.

Its America, dude. We're all fat, lazy pieces of shit.

Not on CP.

The ditch pig is lucky he didn't take a dump by her door.

Hey, she ordered the #1, and he held the onions.....

Wow, nearly 5 bucks. Imagine what you could do with that.