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seaofred 04-21-2013 10:21 AM

Got a smoker
 
I got a meat smoker and need help from CP. I don't know how to even get started. Please help!

Buck 04-21-2013 10:23 AM

Put some meat in it.

HoneyBadger 04-21-2013 10:26 AM

You'll need a match.

HoneyBadger 04-21-2013 10:26 AM

Or a lighter.

Hog's Gone Fishin 04-21-2013 10:27 AM

So if it's a glory hole you're using just stick your sausage through.

OrtonsPiercedTaint 04-21-2013 10:27 AM

Grab the back of the head/ took 5 responses( edit: Damn it).

HoneyBadger 04-21-2013 10:28 AM

Who would buy something that you don't know how to use? Pathetic.

Hog's Gone Fishin 04-21-2013 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by HoneyBadger (Post 9609590)
Who would buy something that you don't know how to use? Pathetic.

The Chiefs drafted McCluster. Same thing.

TribalElder 04-21-2013 10:30 AM

soak chips. Light coals. Put lit coals on one side, put meat on the other. Once that is done put the soaked chips on the coals. Wait til done. Serve and enjoy

KCUnited 04-21-2013 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seaofred (Post 9609568)
I got a meat smoker and need help from CP. I don't know how to even get started. Please help!

Take her to dinner, tell her she's pretty.

HoneyBadger 04-21-2013 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by TribalElder (Post 9609595)
soak chips. Light coals. Put lit coals on one side, put meat on the other. Once that is done put the soaked chips on the coals. Wait til done. Serve and enjoy

What are we enjoying? The chips? The coals? The meat? I'm so confused.

cdcox 04-21-2013 10:34 AM

Put a pot of water on the stove to pre-boil your ribs.

Trivers 04-21-2013 10:36 AM

http://www.wikihow.com/Use-a-Charcoal-Smoker

OzarksChiefsFan 04-21-2013 10:38 AM

First fire it up and cure it. A smoker will smoke ribs or brisket of pork shoulder pretty tender with very little prep. Lots of you tube videos on it and probably some with your exact smoker. I'm about to fire mine up and smoke a butchers cut pork shoulder. Nothing like smoked meat.! Enjoy.

Phobia 04-21-2013 10:41 AM

What model? New?

threebag 04-21-2013 10:44 AM

Trial and error. Enjoy

lewdog 04-21-2013 10:53 AM

Charcoal or electric? A little more info please.

Bwana 04-21-2013 10:56 AM

What kind of smoker are we dealing with here, post some of the details.

seaofred 04-21-2013 10:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buck (Post 9609572)
Put some meat in it.

Thanks, but I was meaning more like: wood or charcoal? Tempeture, etc.

MTG#10 04-21-2013 11:08 AM

It would help to know what model you have.

lewdog 04-21-2013 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by MTG#10 (Post 9609671)
It would help to know what model you have.

Or even if this person has cooked anything in their entire life that does not include Easy-Mac?

Dante84 04-21-2013 11:14 AM

Buy the book "Low and Slow" by Gary Wivot(?).

It's ****ing awesome and will tell you everything you need to know. I tell everyone just getting started to read that thing. It's the best, man.

Dante84 04-21-2013 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by seaofred (Post 9609646)
Thanks, but I was meaning more like: wood or charcoal? Tempeture, etc.

Lump wood charcoal.

Hickory chunks for smoking.

Temp varies by meat. 230 is good smoking temp for ribs.


Just read that book I suggested. Fo' realsies.

MTG#10 04-21-2013 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dante84 (Post 9609687)
Buy the book "Low and Slow" by Gary Wivot(?).

It's ****ing awesome and will tell you everything you need to know. I tell everyone just getting started to read that thing. It's the best, man.

Havent read it, but this is good advice. If you happened to get a Weber Smokey mountain, this place is how I learned.

http://www.virtualweberbullet.com/index.html

Bwana 04-21-2013 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seaofred (Post 9609646)
Thanks, but I was meaning more like: wood or charcoal? Tempeture, etc.

Dude, post up some details so we know how to direct you here. Lets start with, what's the make and model of the smoker?

seaofred 04-21-2013 11:19 AM

Sorry guys, I've grilled a ton, never smoked meat though. My father-in-law gave me a charcoal smoker. It a charcoal water smoker, it looks like the Weber on listed above in the link.

MTG#10 04-21-2013 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by seaofred (Post 9609702)
Sorry guys, I've grilled a ton, never smoked meat though. My father-in-law gave me a charcoal smoker. It a charcoal water smoker, it like a vertical cylinder.

Its likely this or a variation...this site will tell you all you need to know and more.

http://www.virtualweberbullet.com/index.html

cdcox 04-21-2013 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by MTG#10 (Post 9609705)
Its likely this or a variation...this site will tell you all you need to know and more.

http://www.virtualweberbullet.com/index.html

Honestly there is a world of difference between the Weber Smokey Mountain Smoker and other models that look very similar. Those fall under the generic name of ECB or El Cheapo Brinkman, but similar smokers manufactured by different manufacturer's are in the same generic category.

If you have the Weber, great. More likely you have an ECB.

You can make decent Q with an ECB, but you are going to have to work at it and do some research. It takes some effort to keep a good low and slow fire going for 6 to 8 hours with one of these. Google "ECB mods" to learn how to modify your smoker to make it more suitable for true smoking. Start with a pork butt of around 6-8 pounds. Keep cooking these until you get it right, then you can branch out to other meats.

bevischief 04-21-2013 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 9609615)
What model? New?

this.

J Diddy 04-21-2013 12:11 PM

The good news is that you came to the right spot. When it comes to meat, most of the men who are on this site have years of experience with all kinds of meat. They know how to pull it, rub it, moisturize it, tenderize it, and other various treatments that makes that meat just explode in your mouth. Certifiable meat experts they are. I wish I could help, but anytime I try to do something with my meat, it either ends up in the toilet or on a tissue.

Best of luck and I hope soon you have some delicious brown sausage exploding in your mouth.

Nickel D 04-21-2013 12:23 PM

Don't worry -- Sully's quitting tomorrow: no more smoker.

Direckshun 04-21-2013 12:25 PM

Step 1: Post on ChiefsPlanet.

DaFace 04-21-2013 12:27 PM

Decent info in this thread, also:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=178969

BlackHelicopters 04-21-2013 01:13 PM

Smoking your own meat is something most of us can only dream about. You, sir, are a lucky bastard.

houstonwhodat 04-21-2013 01:41 PM

Is is electric or what

HoneyBadger 04-21-2013 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 9609934)
Step 1: Post on ChiefsPlanet.

Done!

HoneyBadger 04-21-2013 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by houstonwhodat (Post 9610290)
Is is electric or what

It's not electric, it's what.

Predarat 04-21-2013 02:41 PM

This thread is worthless without pics of the damn smoker.

Predarat 04-21-2013 02:43 PM

This is some good common type Lump Coal for long term smoking.

http://i.walmartimages.com/i/p/00/01...71_500X500.jpg

HonestChieffan 04-21-2013 03:28 PM

OP...anything else you need help with?

seaofred 04-21-2013 05:45 PM

Alright guys, thanks for all the help. I got a pork loin and some spare ribs I gonna try smoking next Saturday.

I'm guessing the smoker is just a cheap one. The brand is a Morrone.

cdcox 04-21-2013 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seaofred (Post 9611256)
Alright guys, thanks for all the help. I got a pork loin and some spare ribs I gonna try smoking next Saturday.

I'm guessing the smoker is just a cheap one. The brand is a Morrone.

Don't use on a wooden deck.

http://www.cpsc.gov/en/Recalls/1995/...Smoker-Grills/

BryanBusby 04-21-2013 06:47 PM

Here's a pretty nifty .pdf for any stupid newbies

http://bubbachow.com/workbook12_2010.pdf

OzarksChiefsFan 04-22-2013 01:05 AM

Pork Loin would not be my first choice.(very lean) Smokers do great with fatty cuts of meat like Brisket or Shoulder or Ribs.

The long slow cooking times break down the meat and make it tender. Briskets used to be the choice of smokers,(they were .70 a lb) but smokers have made even the roughest cuts of meat expensive. You can also smoke veggies and Chicken. Lots of fun ahead.


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