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ndbbm 04-30-2004 08:28 AM

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Originally Posted by ChiTown
ROFL

Great line. A friend of mine in college used a line that always made me grab my gut in laughter. He'd go ask a girl to dance. If she turned him down he'd say, "No problem, I have to take a shit anyways" ROFL

Ahh, the good ol' days.....

ROFL

ndbbm 04-30-2004 08:31 AM

I was always a fan of:

Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg?

No?
Well, let's go on a picnic and find out!

Iowanian 04-30-2004 08:35 AM

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Originally Posted by ndbbm
I was always a fan of:

Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg?

No?
Well, let's go on a picnic and find out!

I'll bet you spent alot of time singing to them too...

"aaaah like mah women like I like mah chicken
with a little bit of fat on the end...
not too much,
and not too little...
just enough
to maaaaake meeeee griiiiiiin."



A hopeless romantic you are.

Dartgod 04-30-2004 08:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian
I'll bet you spent alot of time singing to them too...

"aaaah like mah women like I like mah chicken
with a little bit of fat on the end...
not too much,
and not too little...
just enough
to maaaaake meeeee griiiiiiin."



A hopeless romantic you are.

Rodney Carrington is a funny motherf*****...

Iowanian 04-30-2004 08:38 AM

yes.....yes he is, indeed.

I'm pretty sure he wrote a song for a few of our members....including both the thread's author and delt....Dear Penis.

ndbbm 04-30-2004 08:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian
I'll bet you spent alot of time singing to them too...

"aaaah like mah women like I like mah chicken
with a little bit of fat on the end...
not too much,
and not too little...
just enough
to maaaaake meeeee griiiiiiin."



A hopeless romantic you are.

"I've got a 12 inch dick, and a dozen roses.....and a pickup truck....hubba hubba hubba hey!" That's all i wrote for that one.

Dartgod 04-30-2004 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian
yes.....yes he is, indeed.

I'm pretty sure he wrote a song for a few of our members....including both the thread's author and delt....Dear Penis.

And me...

Titties & Beer....

JazzzLovr 04-30-2004 08:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Dartgod
And me...

Titties & Beer....

Except that on you, they're called "manboobs".


;)

Dartgod 04-30-2004 08:51 AM

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Originally Posted by JazzzLovr
Except that on you, they're called "manboobs".


;)

DAYUM!! That wasn't called for was it?

JazzzLovr 04-30-2004 08:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Dartgod
DAYUM!! That wasn't called for was it?

ROFL Sorry... It was just the way you worded that post. I would have made the same reply if just about anybody had said it. It was nothing personal. In fact, I did have a bit of remorse and almost deleted it.

But I'm bored, and it made me laugh. So it stayed. :evil:

JazzzLovr 04-30-2004 08:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Dartgod
DAYUM!! That wasn't called for was it?

BTW, aren't you glad that I don't talk nearly as much in person? o:-)

Phobia 04-30-2004 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by JazzzLovr
In fact, I did have a bit of remorse and almost deleted it.

Maybe you should have done that. Maybe you should also go help Paul forget about his little robot idea.

ndbbm 04-30-2004 09:03 AM

I think Jazzlover may be the sole reason i come out to Arrowhead this year. Well, and a few others.

Phobia 04-30-2004 09:08 AM

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Originally Posted by ndbbm
I think Jazzlover may be the sole reason i come out to Arrowhead this year. Well, and a few others.

So she can deride and insult you? Jeez, like she's the only one with that talent, ya orphan bastard

cadmonkey 04-30-2004 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted by ndbbm
I think Jazzlover may be the sole reason i come out to Arrowhead this year. Well, and a few others.


Speaking of coming out to Arrowhead, ChiefinNE and myself were thinking of coming out for the Patriots game. How tough is it to come across tickets out there?


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