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My theory: How to eliminate girls' control over sex
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My theory: How to eliminate girls' control over sex.
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That's funny, I haven't slept with every woman who wanted to sleep with me. And It's been offered quite a few times. Now that I am married it happens more than ever. Learn to master your penis.
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Wouldn't work. The sexbot would get predictable and boring after awhile. Kind of like a wife. ROFL
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Whatever you do, please refrain from giving us any background information regarding this topic.
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gochiefs had NOTHING on you, dawg -EB- |
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Your threads and posts just kill me. Its like an 8th grade boy trying to really hard to be funny and cool in front of the other kids.
I don't why that image comes to my head but it does... I love Chiefsplanet. |
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oh, sorry that I cannot be the complete stud star you are. You don't have my sense of humor. So what, are you offended by that? Did I offend you in any way? Why don't you go screw yourself |
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alright man, I have a sense of humor. I get ideas in my head. Do you guys want me to apologize for that or something? |
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How wrong you are. Once they dip their toe in stumppy Lake............
well, need I say more? |
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well, I just been called a dipshit because of this theory of mine. I didnt know that I insulted anybody in any way. I don't appreciate being called a dipshit. If having a theory about sex makes me a dipshit then I would not know how to classify some of you people. I'm just more open about sex topics than most people are. I'm not embarrased or ashamed to admit things or talk about them. I know where I stand, I know what I can accomplish. I see a lot of judging on here. People are constantly judging everybody else. I don't think that most of these people are very secure. |
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Have you seen the pic of him and the cow?ROFLROFLROFL |
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And that will be all for this segment of the Dr. Ruth Show, next up...hermaphrodites! After the break!
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Just a tip: If you post something that is pretty funny then people will laugh on this board. There are all kinds of folks with great twisted sense of humors that are up for something funny. This just didn't do it so you are getting pissy... I just think you are trying to hard to post thing that you think we want to hear... So if you are really pissed off by the things we say I don't think board is for you. If you can let it slide off and just go with the flow then things will work out a lot better for you. |
Did the meanies on this thread force you to edit out your posts? Come on...
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OK baldy..
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The STD thread... The discrimination thread... The ripping on the roomate thread... The "Hey I am gonna make a thread so you can see me with girls" thread... Its just seems like you crave attention on this board. And you do jackass things. Alot of the way you have described yourself on this board paints you as a jackass. I don't think I am way off base here. |
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No, I'd have to say you're spot-on. |
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:thumb:If you post it to begin with you damn well better have the balls to weather the storm. |
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ROFL |
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If nothing else, this thread was worthwhile because it gave me another pic to save in my "message board" collection. |
I've got a bunch of them, mostly from here.
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Just something you may like... http://www.zachishere.com/randompics.htm |
Did anyone check out the realdolls website? F'n creepy...
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It's OK, I understand. If it makes you feel any better I didn't get to see that awesome comeback in the 9th, I missed the whole game.
Apparently these realdolls are quite sophisticated. They cost 6 grand. The FAQ is interesting. http://www.realdoll.com/faq.asp |
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HEY!!! Most of the friggen night crew= :shake: :D |
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You know, I was going to call him a reerun about three hours ago, but I got distracted by Eb's pic and followed the link to find more good ones.
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this thread was brought to you, by the friendly folks at PETA
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Thanks, PETA.
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KCChiefsman should not be derided nor pitied for threads like this. He just has more balls/less inhibitions than some of you. I for one enjoy his threads.
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You're a tard.
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I am rubber you are glue.
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CRIPPLE FIGHT!!!!!
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What you fail to mention is that you work at a leper colony. :D |
I miss the night crew.
BTW, KCChiefsMan, I hear that girls with mullets who wear anything with the confederate flag, Nascar, or John Deere on it (especially if it's a dirty t-shirt) are pretty easy. And if she looks like she's in high school and is missing any teeth, pay no attention if she's ever rude or if you just get that "I'm not getting any from this chick vibe", because she definitely wants you. Hope that helps. |
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Another thread he'll be deleting real soon. |
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Gucci, Gucci, Gucci!
Sex with a robot? ROFL
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I have this image of this dude in a bar (recently shot down) and yelling at the chick 'Don't worry bitch, I'm going home and fuckING MY ROBOT!!' |
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ROFL Damn, why didn't I ever think of that comeback. Would've saved me years of embarassment. ROFL |
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My buddy I work with has a good line... 'Excuse me, but would you like to go in halves on a bastard?' |
If you just keep giving them the cash up front...I'm sure they'll continue to take you down to the tall grass, and let you do your stuff.
btw....some guy I saw on HBO already beat you to it..a lifelike looking doll, you can select the attributes......I'm sure you can find it online. |
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Great line. A friend of mine in college used a line that always made me grab my gut in laughter. He'd go ask a girl to dance. If she turned him down he'd say, "No problem, I have to take a shit anyways" ROFL Ahh, the good ol' days..... |
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Now that's fucking funny! |
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Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out! |
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"aaaah like mah women like I like mah chicken with a little bit of fat on the end... not too much, and not too little... just enough to maaaaake meeeee griiiiiiin." A hopeless romantic you are. |
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yes.....yes he is, indeed.
I'm pretty sure he wrote a song for a few of our members....including both the thread's author and delt....Dear Penis. |
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Titties & Beer.... |
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But I'm bored, and it made me laugh. So it stayed. :evil: |
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I think Jazzlover may be the sole reason i come out to Arrowhead this year. Well, and a few others.
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Speaking of coming out to Arrowhead, ChiefinNE and myself were thinking of coming out for the Patriots game. How tough is it to come across tickets out there? |
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you guys don't like me because I can talk about things that most people would be embarassed to talk about. I'm comfortable with myself, I'm just more open and that offends most of you because a lot of you are not secure. That's alright though.
and yes, I know, I'm the only person to ever talk about sex on this board or other issues that do not involve football. I'm the only one. you guys are so hypocritical is makes me laugh. I know, not a single one of you guys have ever jacked off in your lives, none of you guys have gotten drunk and said or did something stupid. Nothing bad ever happens to you guys, your lives are GREAT! |
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GUCCI, GUCCI, GUCCI! |
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