"Marcellus The True"
 

I asked a mod to change my user name to "Marcellus The True" since according to many here on CP, if you don't hate Alex Smith and don't swing from Geno's nuts you are a True Fan.

If you believe Reid and Dorsey have shown enough in their history that they value the QB position and will address it then you are a True Fan.

If you understand that Reid and Dorsey have nothing to do with Carl Peterson and Scott ***** not drafting a QB in the 1st round then you are a True Fan.

If you understand Reid and Dorsey did not dictate the QB talent level of this draft nor did they do anything that got us the #1 pick in a horrible draft, then you are a True Fan.

That's me, I am a True Fan. I hope I can slee p tonight, or ever again for that matter.


Flame away haters.

Stupid thread is stupid.

Yep. Pin him up with a crown of thorns, fellas.

What do those that are not identified as a True Fan call themselves?

Weak sauce.

Bring it on, I'm ready. I baught a brand new bottle of cough syrup today at Sams.

LMAO

Baught huh?

Damn typo shit is all you got?

I think cough syrup is appropriate for someone named Pestilence.

Aids cake. ..giant spoon. ..raped first. .then eat. **** your couchtoo!

This is less interesting than a "leaving forever" thread but even more attention whorey.

i call bullshit

who said this shit? (maybe theyre on my ignore list, if so, apologies)

link to all of these things, done by non-idiots or you then BECOME the ****ing idiot you are 'quoting'

Mix that shit up with some jolly ranchers, son!

He must want a cookie.

True fan is supposed to be a backhanded compliment but I wear it with pride.

Better than the alternative.

Thisguy agrees with Thatguy

I think Hunt made it clear that he wants to win now and Dorsey had to get a QB who can get some wins to win back fans.

I have no doubt that KC will draft a first round QB in the next 2-3 years.
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He doesn't need to link to it. There are thousands of examples of it in dozens of threads.

It wasn't a typo, the a and o are nowhere near each other on your keyboard. You just cant spell, admit it!

Taint

then surely you can quote a respected poster who makes those reeruned claims that 'marcellus the finger sniffer' so BRAVELY takes on

you guys are heroes

pwnt

......

Send this thread to the hall of classics.

This is probably your best post ever made on this site. Congratulations on making a quality post.

This thread sucks

Ive made like 3-4 quality posts, you just haven't been paying attention.

Interesting you say that because every time anyone makes a comment contrary to popular belief of Geno is God and the Chiefs sucks "True Fan" gets thrown out.

I have had the "true Fan" moniker thrown at me at least 10x in the last 3 or 4 days and the fact is I dont fit the original profile of a true fan.

No one cares yet they cant keep their ****ing mouths shut.

Or he'd been drinking cough syrup as he had claimed.... Perhaps you were so quick to act all smarty pants that you didn't pick up on what he was saying in the first place.

I was probably gone those days. I will try to be more faithful.

Damnit Marcellus, under this definition I could be considered a TrueFan.

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This is good. I feel you need a nemesis. What should my new username be?

I absolutely hate it when dumbasses change names !

The Warring Wendler

I dont know dude, you have a damn good one right now.

"Clay The Clueless"

That has a nice ring to it.

Well, with all the negativity Clay puts out how about "Chiefs Suck "

Shut up. This is to be a battle of good vs evil. We need something dark and corrupt.

Dr. Whiny Bitch

Short, sweet, concise.

Chaos Rain

The Beast With One Small "Horn"

Sodomastur

Clay the Callous.

Master Baiter

apt.



Maybe it would be better for Hog Farmer, though.

Queen Bed , Forever Empty

LMAO We all love you man !





Unfortunately there's a few Raider and Jag fans here that really want to love on you.

Cleinous

6739 Hours Making Gifs : 4 minutes Making Love

Fraud

I truly like this one and I have to believe Clay does too.

And I am ready for battle.

Douche the Deceiver

LMAO

Marcellus the Gay

NTTIAWWT

Too late dude I already picked a name. We are trying to pick Clay a name.


I suppose you could call him Marcellus the gay.

Claydough

BITCHY WHINEY GAY CLAY

I think Reid and Dorsey have done a pretty shitty job so far this offseason. The only offseason moves I like are the Bowe extension and telling Tyson Jackson to go **** himself. I liked all of two of their draft picks (Kelce and Johnson). I can't say very many good things about the job they've done so far.

Can I say that without chest-pounding mongs like you bitching about my lukewarm attitude to the Chiefs?

Why would I bitch about this post minus the part about you calling me a mong?

Fact is you are entitled to your opinion even if it is shitty in my view.

I think you'll like Geoff Schwartz and Sanders Commings as the season plays out.

I know you hate the Fisher pick, but I think you'll also like him as a player.

You're allowed to call my opinion stupid, you know.

I'm sick of this "I'm entitled to an opinion that disagrees with you!" attitude that some people have taken this offseason. Of course you are. I'm also entitled to the opinion that you're an idiot. I'm not silencing you in any way.

I'm not blaming you. It was just your word choice that sent me off on that.

Marcellus doesn't understand why people call him a True Fan. It's not related to Geno Smith or Alex Smith. People call him a True Fan because he's been a water-toting lackey for the front office, whomever is calling the shots.

Is it wrong that if we do somehow go 5-1 that I will want to make love to everyone here at chiefs planet...

can you even imagine the brawny rugged orgy odors coming from the 'trailer' that is chiefs planet should we truly have a winning regime here?

can i dare to dream or will i only suffer more heartache?

i just want to experience happiness and bromance

is this too much to ask?

I take no issue except the exact premise many people like you are taking is that you believe you are already correct becaue what has happened since 1983 effects the 2013 draft.

Fact is it doesn't. The people in charge now have no connection to the last 30 years. Period.

The fact YOU cant see that doesn't make me an idiot. Quiet the contrary.

I thought you were the smart guy here yet you continue to get me wrong. I guess you are just an illusion.

Excellent rebuttal.

Well you claim was I am just a shill for the man but the fact is I can get as pissed as anyone.

Your claim was without any backup or merit so dont go calling shit you cant back up.

Smart guy.

I thought Marcellus liked Geno early on. Feel free to correct me if I'm mistaken, Mr. Wallace.

thats being kind

he is the walter mercado of illusionists

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Very much so. And then he started fading along with my faith.

spare no one until we get a playoff win

burn all bridges

Put your faith in ocelots.

You won't be disappointed, despite the scars/bites/spraying.

I'm Marcellus everyone. Look at me! Look at me!

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