Ill be flying into Phoenix tonight.....
 

If I run into Andy Reid what should I say to him?

Call him a snowbird and tell him to go back to Philadelphia. Make his visit as unwelcoming as possible.

Hump his leg and explain that it is a local custom that everyone eventually get used to.

Ask him if he's been looking at houses in Leawood lately.

Put on a cardinals jersey, run up to him and kick him in the nuts. That should help him make up his mind

I've got Glen Campbell playing in my head

Tell him that human nature says "BOOM"

Ask him where Stills, Nash, and Young are.

Bend over, pull your pants down and holler "Reid My Lips"

"Hi, Andy! I start nerdy threads!"

Tell him, "Yeah, but it's a dry heat."

Can you imagine the armpit stains that a guy like Reid would have on an August day in Phoenix?

Andy, you don't need to fly to Arizona.

Sign with KC. Fire Pioli. Then quit.

No seriously, if you run into Reid down there. Make is seem like he is not welcomed :)

Tell him that rico may toss his salad.

Tell him "go ducks!"