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Hammock Parties 04-02-2013 10:41 AM

Would you let a robot operate on you?
 
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http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2013-0...orts-rise.html

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After Michelle Zarick complained of excessive vaginal bleeding, her doctor found growths in her uterus that needed to be removed. One option: robot surgery, described by her gynecologist as “the latest, greatest” technique available.

Michelle Zarick stands for a photograph at the law offices of Geragos & Geragos in Los Angeles. Photographer: Patrick T. Fallon/Bloomberg
With nimble robotic instruments doing the delicate work usually performed by doctors hands-on, there would be less pain and bleeding, she was told.
“In my mind, there was no alternative but to use this fabulous technology,” she recalls thinking.

Five weeks later, she wished she hadn’t. That’s when Zarick felt something pop while she was in the bathroom, looked down and saw her intestine protruding from her vagina. Now, four years later, the 41-year-old Zarick has a hip-to-hip scar from corrective surgery, constipation from damaged rectal muscles and a diminished sex life, she said in an interview.

“It didn’t help me one bit, the robot,” said Zarick, who lives in Lincoln, California and filed suit in December against Intuitive in regard to her hysterectomy. “It forever changed my life for the worse.”

Robot systems made by Intuitive Surgical Inc. (ISRG) are linked to at least 70 deaths in informal incident reports sent to U.S. regulators since 2009, according to a review by Bloomberg News. Now, lawsuits like Zarick’s, one of at least 10 filed in the last 14 months, are adding new details about dangerous complications involving the da Vinci robots made by Intuitive.

hometeam 04-02-2013 10:48 AM

Robots do everything else for you. Why not?

Human error programming or setting up the robot caused the problem, its not like the robot ****ed it up on purpose.

Sassy Squatch 04-02-2013 10:49 AM

That would suck.

Steron 04-02-2013 10:50 AM

2 words. **** no.

gblowfish 04-02-2013 11:00 AM

Depends on what you mean by "operate...."
http://news.discovery.com/tech/robot...tes-120423.htm

Spott 04-02-2013 01:11 PM

Maybe if it was a midget robot.

ndws 04-02-2013 02:36 PM

I don't know, I would say yes. The old man had lung cancer a couple years ago, and had half his lung removed. It wasn't davinci, but it was a video assisted and if I'm correct, was done in a robotic fashion of sorts. It was minimally invasive and he recovered much faster from the surgery than if he had a traditional procedure.

He had no parts oozing out of any orifice as a result, and considering the circumstances, is as healthy as he could be afterwards.

Frazod 04-02-2013 02:46 PM

Sure, what could go wrong?

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-pE_ivavdmj...creencap50.jpg

MTG#10 04-02-2013 02:46 PM

I would rape a robot

suds79 04-02-2013 02:55 PM

Well I wouldn't want to be the first but yeah why not.

Got to assume smaller chance for error.

Dayze 04-02-2013 02:55 PM

only if it's Windows based.

griZZly64 04-02-2013 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by gblowfish (Post 9549270)
Depends on what you mean by "operate...."
http://news.discovery.com/tech/robot...tes-120423.htm

if the robot had skin that felt real and wasnt strong enough to rip my cock off then id be down. it moans and all that right? oh and the pussy must tighten up when it orgasms.

Fish 04-02-2013 03:16 PM

Please hold still puny human.

http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/7...natormedic.jpg

BlackHelicopters 04-02-2013 03:23 PM

Is the robot a lesbian? A lesbot?

Rain Man 04-02-2013 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gblowfish (Post 9549270)
Depends on what you mean by "operate...."
http://news.discovery.com/tech/robot...tes-120423.htm

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