She is hot, no denying that. Just reminds me of a couple crazy ex gf's in my past.

Handler looks like she might stink a little bit. Like she's got that Golden Corral pussy or something.

I'm probably being too harsh on her. Had high expectations. Watched 5 episodes and barely got a couple snickers. Decided it wasn't for me.

I went with Schumer and Aselton

Schumer just reminds me of the dirty girls I dated in catholic school all growed up.

Aselton is the perfect woman to me: just good looking enough I'd never stray, smart enough I'd be kept on my toes, and any woman that can name the last 3 leading rushers has my attention...

There's absolutely nothing cool, hip, funny, hot, sexy, about Chelsea Handler.

nothing at all.....don't even know why/how she even has a talk show...maybe it's because people think little mexican midgets are funny.

This...

She makes me laugh a lot. I think she's very creative. I love the bit where she acts out the Star Trek convention role.

Her straight voices are funny, too.

And I heard her say to the crowd once, "Who likes to party? Not me."
I don't know wy but it cracks me up.

Got banned once for saying ninja over and over.

Some of you people's chains are too easy to pull and so I do it just for kicks.

You can take a word and make it whatever you want.

You have no idea what my meaning is.

On that note, who's going to win the preseason Saints/Chiefs game???

I don't think Chelsea Handler is hot, and every time I've watched her show I've thought, "When is the funny part?"

My 3rd would be Aisha Tyler.

Her looks don't impress me all that much but her voice on Archer is sexy as all hell.

Intelligent, forceful, witty...

Only if she is buttered up like a ****ing shrimp scampi

Saints.

You're still racist though.

Eliza Sleshinger (probably spelled it wrong) is another one. She's smoking hot but not funny. Amy Schumer is a hack IMO. I see her act and it's like she's trying way to hard to prove she can be just as dirty as the guys. To me it just comes off as phoney and contrived. I wouldn't be surprised if Anthony Jeselnik wrote most of her act.

I just googled her. She wins. Poll over.

I like they Anjelah Johnson broad