If you could pleasure yourself orally, would you?
 

Was talkin about this at work. If you could blow yourself (or munch yourself - for the ladies), would you do it? Try it? I said no but I didn't rule out maybe special occasions like my birthday or a Chiefs game winning TD.

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Done !

I'll mark you down as a maybe

I've tried to live my life by a few axioms. One is don't be a one who sucks the penis.

This is it. Shut down Chiefsplanet.

Sounds great on paper, but i just cant see myself taking a shot in the mouth... even if its my own.

I wont kiss on girls who've just blown me, so no.

Maybe after I took myself out to a nice dinner and a movie.

The real reason I'm against it is due to my tendency to ooze a little bit of precum. I don't think it would taste good. I do not want to find out.

this me reminds me of the Episode of Workaholics where they follow a co-worker home to spy on him, only to discover he pleasures himself orally

does not sound appealing

To me, it is the definitive pro/con situation.

Pineapple and celery is supposed to help with the taste.

I ate a shit ton of asparagus if I know I'll be gettin' some action that night.