Futurama Quotorama
Oh, a lesson in not changing history from Mr. I'm My Own Grandpa.
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I haven't felt much of anything since my pet guinea pig died.
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Leela: Now all the other planets will be crackin' wise on our mamas.
Hermes: I'm just glad my fat, ugly momma isn't alive to see this. Dr. Farnsworth: Enough about your promiscuous mother, Hermes. |
What is this "wuv?" Do you not mean love?
No, it says "wuv," with an Earth double-u. |
Good news, everybody!
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Did everything just taste purple for a second?
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Anything Zapp Brannigan says.
I'll be all over you like a fly on some very seductive manure. It was simply a matter of outsmarting them. So i sent wave after wave of my own men at them until they each hit their preset kill limit and self destructed. |
Bender: I can't see, are we boned?
Leela: Yeah...we're boned. |
Leela: 'Ok, if everyones finished being stupid'
Fry: 'I had more, but go on' Fry: I'll be whatever i wanna do! |
Fry crack corn I just don't care
Leela crack corn still don't care Bender crack corn and he is great Take that you stupid corn! |
You can bite my shiny metal ass!
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Zoidberg: "You call that an ink defense?!"
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"Oh, they say madness runs in our family. Some even call me mad. And why? Because I dared to dream of my own race of atomic monsters, atomic supermen with octagonal shaped bodies that suck blood..." - Professor Farnsworth, Futurama
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Dr. Zoidberg : I'm a surgeon; when I see two body parts I sew them together and see what happens!
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