They are ranked way up there. They made it to Nationals for the past several years. They'd kick our collective ass. We would also weaken their schedule too much.

The All-Stars will be up there. I'm on the Battle Broads (the B who plays just for exposure and experience). We have a tournament down here the following weekend.

The All-Stars are our ranked team. They're the ones people come to see. Think of us as the opening band.

Now I don't feel so bad. ;)

In either case, if your girls need any advice on places to stay or places to eat or whatever, don't be afraid to shout.

One of my favorite episodes of King of the Hill is when Peggy and Luanne join the roller derby team.

At the first match Lucky is trying to explain the game.

LUCKY: See, your blockers stop the other team's jammers. The pivots can block, jam, or counter-jam. Only the pivot or jammer can score.

HANK: But how do they score?

LUCKY: No one really knows.

If you score around here with a Roller Dame, you may never walk again

;)

No doubt. Judging by their profile pics, I'm pretty sure some of those chicks on her team have bigger dongs than I do.

I already know that you all won't like it because it's not models on wheels, but you don't have to be rude.

Sounds cool Luv, go get em.

I will support you by boycotting ESPN for not televising your bouts.

put some Crisco or Pam on your jersey and arms.

Uhh no. Womens vball and the lfl say hello.


Good luck luv.

Holy crap, that's awesome. Break a leg, Luv. (Not one of your own, of course.)

Yeah they should really have them carry like a rugby ball for points to be scored

Good Luck.

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