Moeaki had "stomach issues"?
 

'Stomach Issue' Was Tony Moeaki's Injury At The Start Of OTAs

http://cdn0.sbnation.com/profile_ima...dshot_tiny.jpg by Joel Thorman on Jun 24, 2010 1:26 PM PDT in 2010 Kansas City Chiefs Season http://cdn3.sbnation.com/images/icons/comment.v1599.png 23 comments

Chiefs rookie tight end Tony Moeaki practiced at the Chiefs rookie minicamp the week after the draft at the end of April but didn't see the field again until June 7.

Chiefs coach Todd Haley wouldn't elaborate on why he was out only saying that it was no big deal. Haley never comments on injuries when he doesn't have to.

So what was the reason for his absence?

"He had a stomach issue," Moeaki's agent, Jack Bechta, told Bob Fescoe of 610 Sports on Thursday morning. "It was internal. I don't know exactly what it was but it was borderline. He could have gone. He did go at the end there in the last week."

Bechta says Moeaki will be "fine" for the start of training camp.

Bectha, putting on the agent hat, went on to say that the Chiefs made a great decision drafting Moeaki. "If he played at a SEC school, or a place that put the ball in the air a bunch -- you gotta remember, he played at Iowa in the Big 10 where I think they throw the ball 15 times a game -- he would've been a first round pick."

Sounds like he had the shits.

George Brett style.

Jesus.

Stomach issues. Soft ass bitch.

This makes Croyle look like goddamn Cal Ripken Jr.

Sounds like he got a look at Badgirl's pic.

No, if that was the situation the story would have read:

"Moeaki set to become first Legally Blind TE after spooning out own eyes"

*Looks at Matt Cassel* "THAT guy will be throwing me the ball?" *throws up*. "I feel sick"

David DeJesus is embarrassed by this ****er's lack of toughness.

No wonder the kid missed half of his games in college.

Wonder if he'll miss a week of training camp with a hangnail?

Maybe he actually had anal fissures but decided that "stomach issues" sounded better.
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I really, really, really want to like this guy.

I want a guy to step in and be the new "Tony". I truly do.

But he's just been such a pussy. Jesus. How the hell is he going to last an NFL season.

Better trade another pick for him.

Get your shit together, Brokaki! /CP

That was the problem, you stupid ****s. /Brokaki

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