Unhappy with the Chiefs? Get your new team here.
 

If you're unhappy with the Chiefs or your current team, now is your chance to take action. For the next few hours, and only the next few hours, I am willing to give you a new team to root for this season.

To keep the rush orderly, note the time that you are making your request. I will then assign the teams at the end of each hour.

The assignment will be random, and 1 in 32 on average will not be allowed to switch allegiances since the Chiefs are in the random thread. Also be warned that other AFC West teams could be drawn, so don't make this decision lightly.

If you take a new team, the expectation is that you will watch their games and report back with sadness when they lose and happiness when they win.

Edit: You must enter your name in the public poll to get a new team. I'm learning from all those years of sorting through 200 posts on threads like these.

Kansas city for life. You's a fake fan son.

in

lol - I'll take whatever team drafts Geno Smith, but I don't see that as part of your randomized plan.

Ok.

May as well. In.

in....heh.

Of course, I will still stick with the Chiefs.

But I need a back-up plan in case Smith becomes Cassel, II...instead of Gannon, II.

A former biz contact that I have worked with directly for years (first with the Miami Heat and then MSG) was recently hired by the Tampa Bay Bucs.

Might just have to hit him up for some gear and switch affiliations.

Note 2:54 pm Friday March 1st.

Note the poll results. I'm sticking with the Chiefs. I think they're going to dominate this year.

Do it.
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Thats what i like to hear! :arrow:

I'm ready for my new team any time now.

Hope I get a team that could draft Geno Smith.

My cousin, Lynn Dickey, played for the GB Packers... so, I've always "kinda" liked them...

I love the San Francisco Giants, but hate the San Francisco 49ers... especially their retread QBs.

this. Makes the job much easier.
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Go **** yourself! KC FOREVER BIATCH!

would you prefer Foghat or STYX with that sir?
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New team found! All hail the mighty Super Rugburn Champions, CHIEFS!

Chiefs
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The Chiefs are a professional rugby union team based in Hamilton, New Zealand and are the current Super Rugby champions. Their home ground is Waikato Stadium. The Chiefs play in black, red and yellow coloured jerseys.
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I'll stick with the Chiefs, no matter what. Well, unless they bring in that Tebow fella.

I know this is for fun, but if any of you bastards say Yes...you can go **** yourselves with an AIDS infested axe handle dipped in acid with like splinters in it and stuff...


GO CHIEFS MUTHAFUGGAS!!!

I might follow the other team in the state alittle closer than I have in the past.

I'll take the Duluth Eskimos.

If it was possible to do a brain wash, and completely erase the Chiefs from my memory, I'd strongly consider that deal.

Hit me.

Just become masochists like me, you guys.

Can I request the 49ers?

I'm desperately hoping that this is just an elaborate plan by Rain Man to force everyone to root for the Browns or some shit.

Okay, the 3:30 crowd now gets their new team. Remember, this is your team for the year. No going back.

-King- - Seattle Seahawks. Russell Wilson rules.
Bugeater - You are not allowed to change. Kansas City Chiefs. Sorry.
Ebolapox - San Diego Chargers. Good luck on that playoff win thing.
KC Tattoo - Buffalo Bills. Well, at least you have CJ Spiller.
Mr. Kotter - Washington Redskins. You have a quarterback!
SNR - Arizona Cardinals. Hey, you asked.
Sweet Dick Willie - Pittsburgh Steelers. Your quarterback is a pervert.
teedubya - Cleveland Browns. Yay! Um...yay!

In :)

Bills could trade up and snag Geno Smith that's what I will root for now.

I'm in.

Yeeahhh....no. I should be first on that list, it's in alphabetical order and those goddamn dashes King has shouldn't count as letters.

**** yeah! I get Pittsburgh! Now...if the rumors are true and they can finagle their way up the board, this will be the best goddamned season EVAR!
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And im a pervert too! Woot!
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You gots teh ****ed, brah...
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Say hi to Todd

Got a pretty good shot at Geno Smith with my new team. :)

In. Bring it.

Can a mod put some ghey-ass dashes around my name so I can have the Seahawks?

I feel bad for you. I really do.

I have bestowed the 49ers upon myself.

Not if my Bills trade up in front of you you dont.

The 4:30 crowd is now ready to switch allegiances.

CanadianChief - Washington Redskins. Too bad about that Shanahan thing.
Fishpicker - Atlanta Falcons. Do you think Tony Gonzalez is going to come back?
HemiEd - Carolina Panthers. Hey, they went to a Super Bowl in the past decade or so?
KC Hawks - Detroit Lions. Now you can tell Barry Sanders stories.
Pablo - Minnesota Vikings. Do you think Jared Allen is going to be in the Hall of Fame?
Pestilence - Unfortunately, you are not allowed to change. You will be a Chiefs fan until you die.
theelusiveeightrop - Washington Redskins. It seems like a lot of people are moving to the other Indian team.

THAT IS NOT ALLOWED! NOT ALLOWED!

I can't wait until we get rid of Gunther!

This is the year Tyler Thigpen gets it on in the NFL and takes over as starting QB. That is if we don't trade up and snag Geno Smith in front of SNRs Cardinals.

That is great, I have actually been to their stadium and they have a QB, I think. Too bad they lost John Fox.

There are some serious babies on this board. If you don't like Alex Smith, then GTFO.

It's happening and there is nothing you can do about it.

I hope the Chiefs don't take Milliner. The Lions need him.

**** the both of you. SNR, youre getting blondie, and Buffalo is too ****ing stupid to take Geno. Now, Coach T is already on the case, putting all of his OWN chocolate resources to work to get this ****a DONE. You two my HO's. In the draft, and in the regs as well. Bend over, bitches!
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Hah, love that damn cat.

Well looky here...

This thread is awesome

Oh kiss my ass this is March so kiss my ars.

I'm not happy about the Alex Smith trade and your right there is nothing I can do about it. So I'm going have fun being a fake Buffalo Bills fan for a year. That doesn't stop me from rooting for the Chiefs to win a Super Bowl.

Oh look! The lame-assed, getting my ass raped in trades-loving mother****er Chief fan wants to add something to the conversation! This thread is for REAL franchises, bitch!
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This is some bullshit, up in here.

Now that I'm a Buffalo Bills fan I need a new decor of furniture in my house.

What do you guys think of this couch?

<a href="http://beta.photobucket.com/images/buffalo%20bills%20cheerleaders" target="_blank"><img src="http://i924.photobucket.com/albums/ad90/hpd272/Buffalo%20Bills%20NFL/3287174488_e74ccb1289.jpg" border="0" alt="buffalo bills cheerleaders photo: Buffalo Bills, NFL. 3287174488_e74ccb1289.jpg"/></a>

Don't tell me about bullshit.

let's do this.

Uhhh... wtf do you think this thread is for, reerun? ROFL

ROFL Meet your new team, same as your old team!

I am afraid mine has shot it's shooting star wad as well.

I'm sticking with the Chiefs, but hook me up, just in case.

And yet everybody who says they are "done" come waddling right back to the Chiefs with their tail between their legs.

Thanks Rain Man.

Couldn't have made the switch without you.

You are new at this, aren't you n00b! ROFL

I don't see any couch in that picture.

lololololol...you got SO ****ed....
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lmao I had a Dallas buddy call me today and suggest that we both become Lions fans. I was like "WTF"?????lol
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It's not going matter once Tyler Thiggy hits the field. We going rape your steelers how you like them apples?

It's pretty simple.

I don't care about the Alex Smith trade. If they don't draft a legitimate QB, I'm ****ing done.

We'll see.

They'll be sad to see ya go

i'll be there for the Jags game next season :)

lmaolmao....jesus, that turd still has a job in this league????
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I wont be sad to see them go. It really didnt take much more than one day to come to grips with it. If I still lived in KC it would be hard. But after living in the southwest for almost a decade...not so much. If you look at the big picture, representing this pile of shit from afar is pretty goddamned stupid. Not a whole lot to be proud of since, well...before I was born?
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Aight. Hit me.

Okay, the next group is up.

el borracho - Chicago Bears. You could do a lot worse. They're kind of the 1995 Chiefs.

And I'll show some mercy on Bugeater and Pestilence and let them try again.

Bugeater - St. Louis Rams. I think you're going to like them. Missouri teams have a strong tradition.
Pestilence - San Francisco 49ers. Wait a minute.

I get to watch AP and hope Ponder develops into a franchise guy. Could be worse.

The Vikings have a hole series about them on the History channel this month. You may enjoy it to get your blood thirst for your new team.