URGENT: We MUST re-sign Larry Johnson - FATE of WORLD depends on it - LET ME EXPLAIN!
 

HELLO

This article has RECENTLY come to my attention:

http://www.kansascity.com/2013/06/08...tion-from.html

Basically Mr. TEICHER tells us Jamaal Charles is welcoming the competition from rookie RB NILES CRANE.

I SENSED importance in this article and I deduced EXACTLY the true meaning with SIMPLE MATH and reasonING. I posted this in the article thread but it MUST have its OWN SPACE for to be SEEN or else...????? WHO KNOWS, SOMETHIG BAD PROBLY

OK so here is the REASONING:

JAMAAL CHARLES = JC = JESUS CHRIST

NILES CRANE IS COMPETING WITH JESUS CHRIST

NILES CRANE IS COMPETING WITH FRASIER CRANE

THEREFORE FRASIER CRANE IS JESUS CHRIST

AND NILES CRANE IS THE ANTI-CHRIST!

WE CANNOT LET HIM WIN THE STARTING JOB! PROPHECY MUST BE REALIZED!!!

TOSSED SALAD + SCRAMBLED EGGS = LJS.JPG

LJS = LARRY JOHNSON'S SON

THEREFORE WE MUST RE-SIGN LARRY JOHNSON (SON OF LARRY JOHNSON SR) TO PLAY RB AND GIVE JC BREATHERS, MEANWHILE NIKES CRANE MUST BE TERMINATED FOR THE SAKE OF HUMANITY

PLZ SEND THIS POST TO ANDY REID ASAP

Not just for the CHIEFS but for YOU AND AMERICA AND THE WORLD

JBTE,

TL

Eric Winston thinks this is disssspicccable

Cool thread bro

Supreme idiocy can not be confined within the contents of a thread.

It must be displayed for all to see.

I AGREE WITH THE "SUPREME" PART

That was a special kind of reerun right there.

I AGREE WITH THE "SPECIAL" PART

i wouldn't mind having a burrito SUPREME right now.

does LJS have anything "supreme"?

just wondering. serious question.

let us further analyze the sacred phrase "CAKN PATNA"

CAKE = sweet bread = the flesh of our sweet lord and savior Jesus Christ (to be eaten)

PARTNER = accomplice, protector, friend --> AS LJ MUST BE TO
JC ONCE AGAIN

IT IS WRITTEN

IT OBVIOUS

I ATE THE BONES

AMEN

Come for the shitty offseason topics, stay for another soul-crushing Chiefs season.

Who's Larry Johnson?

Your and idiot.

Dipshit.

Thats what they all told another great prophet... JESUS!

TL = JC?

TG 4 HC?

YES

Did you know Roscoe used to get a burrito supreme with no onion or lettuce? Wrap your head around that one.

WRAP