If forced, which CP poster would you choose to screw your sister?
 

If it was life or death, would you let Clay or Hootie screw your Sister?

Let's be honest. I'm less likely to give her an STD.

Clay has never had sex with a girl so he wouldn't know how to please her.

Does Johnny Sins post on Chiefs Planet?

Death.

That's great, but I don't know which one you are.

You can't spell Clay without lay.

I wouldn't let Hootie **** a hole in my backyard tree.

Clay

Just think of the things that Hootie could teach her.....

Honestly, I bet Hootie is a pathetic lay in the sack. Anyone who talks that much? Come on.

If it was life or death? I guess somebody is going to die.

Thankfully, I don't have a sister.

Would you like one?

ROFL

I don't know what purpose that would serve now but it would've probably been cool to have one when I was younger so I could've tried to screw all of her friends.

I voted for this exact reason.

LMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAO

Should be me tbh. I'm the only pure one left.

same here lol

I have two sisters. I'll make anyone a deal for their one sister. You can't beat that, can you?

WWP.

Pics or GTFO.

Well, it is funny in a perverted sort of way. Haha.

That's probably the funniest post I've made here in a long time.

I'm enjoying this.

Damn I'm glad I don't have a sister.

Do you have a brother?

I was just waiting for this to be posted. LMAO

Nope. I don't.

I guess it's your lucky day.

Or an orgasm, or any enjoyment, another peaceful sleep filled night, the rest of her life....

Frootie at least knows what he's doing.
I'm still picking the GAZ / death option.

It'd be clay. bundle of sticks wouldn't a)know what to do b)be able to do it and c)would rather **** me

A chicken?

JUST SHUT UP ALREADY I DON'T LIKE YOU CONSTANTLY RIDING MY ASS

I just answered honestly. No need to get upset.

YOU JUST TELL LIES ALL THE TIME

YOU'RE AS BAD AS BILLAY

Meat Whistle would be so sufficiently Nattied up that all she/he would need to do would be to toss a stank-smelling Fleshlight his direction, and he'd have multiple posts the next day about his "righteous snatch session."

Am I all caps bad as billay or just lower case bad as billay?

I just need to clarify.

Def not Hamas, because I wouldn't wanna read it on this forum

I'd give that bitch a pink sock and put protein shoelaces on it.

I have no idea what the **** any of that means, but it is quite possibly the funniest thing I've ever read. I think I woke the neighbors with a roar of laughter.

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A pink sock is a prolapsed rectum. It was also the former name of my fantasy football team.

LMAO

Its sooo close, but it'd have to be Wendler and i'll explain... see, Clay grew up as an overweight nerd, but eventually turned into something akin to a man... lost a lot of weight, grew up but a small bit, changed a few aspects of his life for the better etc.

There may yet be something in Clayton, maybe having been the nerdy outsider all of his life taught him some lessons that will eventually come to the fore as he ages... compassion, humility, a growing humbleness and willingness to laugh at himself in certain situations that i've noticed over the years here, maybe just maybe that equips him with a certain humanity thats worthy of ****ing my nonexistent sister, we'll see...

Hootie?... ***** please, he'll never change, glib and self and status conscious, capable of wild deceit, his ego knows no bounds and seemingly never will, he's even cockier now than he was six years ago... i'm just not seeing the growth i need to see to be comfortable having him over to the family barbeque, although i often find myself in agreement with his football takes... he just isnt going to be ****ing my sister.

With all due respect you are literally comparing the value of a petrified turd vs. a fresh one. In the end both are turds.

If she's into scat, I have the edge.

I will introduce my 16 year old sister to Clay, I believe he will be a gentlemen and will bear great regard towards her womanhood.

Clay will show his nicety and caring ways, comforting everyone around and will show proper respect for her.

In the morning a bed sheet will hang out the window with a spottage of blood on it indicating her virginity has ceased and her lover Clay has won her love if only for that night.

(ode to Clay)
Love would come find me someday, his name was Clay
but never did I know that it would be you who was headed my way
you caught me off guard and took me by surprise, you are a CP stallion
and you took my personal medallion......

Not if she's fat.

This is far and away the creepiest post I have evar read here.

/Omaha

Aren't you a teacher?

LMAO

Sure he is. He's taught us all what "Pink Sock" means.

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Nope

Being an only child, everyday is my lucky day.

slut

Poll FAIL: can not see who voted for what.

Pink Sock. ROFL

You just can't ****ing trust a man who has no chicken.

Since I have no sister, I must be doomed to die in this scenario.

depends

chickens?

You have no idea.

If Clay or Hootie screw chickens, all I hope for is that chicken doesn't end up in the Price Chopper I frequent.

Examine closely for tiny pin pricks.

Maybe I'll just stick to beef and pork this week.

You're getting into hog farmer and mohillbilly territory now.

Vegan is the only safe way.

and then the midgets

Hootie would make the session/her a bar room joke. Nobody would believe Clay.

All of them. I hate my sister.

The ****? ROFL

So, Hootie ATM is a possibility?