Prisco's All-Pro team
 

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/writer/...n-all-pro-team

QB -- Peyton Manning. Broncos -- The guy is on a pace to come close to throwing for 6,000 yards. He has 29 touchdown passes. Unreal.

RB -- LeSean McCoy, Eagles -- He leads the NFL in rushing with 733 yards and has been special in the Eagles' wide-open offense. He is a true "air" back.

WR -- Calvin Johnson, Lions -- He has nine touchdown catches and is averaging 17.5 per catch. Did you see him against the Cowboys?

WR -- Jordy Nelson, Packers -- He has seven touchdown catches and is averaging 16.6 per catch on his 39 catches.

Slot receiver -- Wes Welker, Broncos -- He has nine touchdown catches and 50 receptions. Manning loves him.

TE -- Jimmy Graham, Saints -- Despite having foot problems, he continues to put up big numbers. He is a receiver playing tight end.

LT -- Joe Thomas, Browns -- He's done an exceptional job in pass protection. That's why I give him the edge over some other tackles.

LG -- Evan Mathis, Eagles -- He's a battler who will fight and move and does a solid a job in the run game in pass protection. He never lets up.

C -- Manny Ramirez, Broncos -- He moved over from guard because of injuries and has done a great job in a complicated offense for centers. He's smart, and it shows.

RG -- David DeCastro, Steelers -- He has become the physical mauler the Steelers thought they were getting when they drafted him in the first round last year.

RT -- Sebastian Vollmer, Patriots -- It's too bad he went down for the season with a leg injury. He was playing at a high level and was my pick at right tackle over Andre Smith.
Defense

These players play in a 3-4 system

DE -- J.J. Watt, Texans -- He isn't on pace to get his 20-20-20, but he's still having a special season. He sees a ton of doubles.

NT -- Dontari Poe, Chiefs -- He's been a force against the run and has 4 1/2 sacks. He's one of the most-improved players. I picked him over Damon Harrison of the Jets.

DE -- Muhammad Wilkerson, Jets -- He has seven sacks and has been a force against the run. He will be spending a lot of time in Hawaii the next decade.

OLB -- Robert Mathis, Colts -- He leads the NFL in sacks with 11 1/2. At 31, he isn't slowing down.

OLB -- Justin Houston, Chiefs -- He is tied for second in the league with 11 sacks. He's also good against the run.

These players play in a 4-3 system

DE -- Michael Johnson, Bengals -- He isn't piling up sack numbers, but he is playing at a high level. He gets pressures, he's good against the run and he will be paid a lot of money as a free agent next spring.

DT -- Jason Hatcher, Cowboys -- He has seven sacks from his tackle spot. That's impressive.

DT -- Ndamukong Suh, Lions -- Forget all the stuff he does in terms of being dirty, he's a heck of a player and he's playing at a high level.

DE -- Robert Quinn, Rams -- He has 10 sacks in eight games and showed Monday night against Seattle how good he is rushing the passer.

OLB -- Lavonte David, Bucs -- He is one of the few bright spots for a team that is winless. He plays hard all the time and has a nose for the football.

OLB -- Vontaze Burfict, Bengals -- What a pleasant surprise he's been for this team. In his second season, he has emerged as a star in the making.

MLB/ILB -- Sean Lee, Cowboys -- He is having a special season, He can play the run and he's really good against the pass. He has four interceptions.

Secondary

CB -- Vontae Davis, Colts -- He's done a great job in coverage. You saw it firsthand against DeMaryius Thomas a couple of weeks ago.

CB -- Richard Sherman, Seahawks -- He is brash, loud and backs it up. I love the way he plays.

Nickel corner -- Tramaine Brock, 49ers -- He took over as the nickel corner when Nnamdi Asmougha went down and he isn't going to give the job back. He has three picks.

SS -- T.J. Ward, Browns -- This kid impressed me last season, but he's been even better this time around. He's made a lot of plays.

FS -- Devin McCourty, Patriots -- He is proving what I think will be a trend: The best free safeties will be converted corners. He is always around the football.
Special Teams

K -- Matt Prater, Broncos -- He hasn't missed a kick yet and he's 3-for-3 from 50-plus yards. He also leads the league in touchbacks on kickoffs.

P -- Brandon Fields, Dolphins -- He leads in net yards and gross yards.

Returner -- Cordarrelle Patterson, Vikings -- Did you see him fly down the field on that 109-yard kickoff return Sunday night? It was his second touchdown return of the season.

Special Teams Player -- Marcus Easley, Bills -- He has made 12 tackles so far and seems to show up in coverage a lot.

Why did you pick the name Von Dumbass as your handle?

his swag is through the roof

I didn't. Pretty sure Bwana came up with my username.

offensive username

Ramirez is NOT the best center in the league.

Hell, he's not even the best converted guard center. The Packers have been all of a sudden able to run the ball with ease, and Aaron Rodgers has taken the fewest amount of sacks through the first 8 games of the season out of ANY season in his career. All of that is due largely to Evan Dietrich-Smith being moved over to center for the first time in his career, and he's kicking so much ass. I usually don't pay attention to center play, but I've paid attention to him because he actually POPS OUT at the screen. The stuff he has been doing is unreal.

Prisco's a flaming reerun.

i see you haven't been around long enough to have had your name changed to something ridiculous

don't worry, your time will come

Don't give a shit.

McCoy's a true "air" back. Jamaal Charles has 16 more receptions. 1017 total yards for McCoy, 1018 total yards for Charles, and Jamaal has 8 TDs (2 receiving) versus LeSean's 3 (all rushing).

I hope they all get a letter with a jack-o-lantern on it.

According to PFF, Manny is the second best center in the league. :shrug:

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LeSean McCoy over Jamaal Charles is a bit of a head scratcher to me.

Yeah, LeSean is leading the league in rushing yards, but Jamaal has more receiving yards than any other RB. They're currently tied at tops in the league at 1,018 yards from scrimmage (McCoy has 98 more yards rushing than Jamaal while Jamaal has 98 more receiving yards- weird) but Jamaal has 8 TDs as opposed to McCoy's 3.

LeSean's sexy rushing yardage total is also somewhat misleading. He's had 4 games this season with 55 or less yards. His total is benefitting largely from big days against us and Washington. Meanwhile, Jamaal has had 100+ yards from scrimmage and a TD in 7 of 8 games this season.

He's also a candidate for MVP, although he'll likely only have a shot at OPOY. Maybe I'm being a homer but I'd give the nod to Jamaal.

Lavonte David does NOT deserve to be anywhere near that. He is very average and hell he lost the first game all by himself.

Reported.

Prisco is known to shit on KC~

No Hali? Bullshit list is bullshit

What a shitty list. Prisco has the HiV

I don't think I could give Sean Lee the honors over Luke Kuechly. In any case, he's short a 3-4 ILB.

Bowman? DJ?

Joe Thomas? The last time I saw him, Tamba Hali was giving him a swirlie and jamming him into his locker.

Not a single Charger or Raider on the list.

The Von is silent.

They've been playing good ball and a couple of their guys might deserve a look as Pro Bowl back ups, but this is the All-Pro team. Only the best of the best here.

Glad to see Dontarioon the list. Prisco needs to die from the virus.

And Manny Ramirez.

LMAO Yes. And Manny Ramirez.

It will be fun to see Ramirez get ****ed really hard in the ass from Poe all game.

We'll see how he does with the best NT in the game. Good matchup.

Berry should be on the list

Remind me again why we care what this Pete Prisco dude says?

This schedule bullshit goes both ways with the Chiefs/Donks.

Who has Ramirez faced DT/NT-wise?

I know Phil Taylor at times made Rodney Hudson look just plain silly out there. Yet when he went up against Evan Dietrich-Smith, Phil Taylor couldn't find his dick at all.

Did you watch the SNF Vikings/Packers game? That's exactly what I'm talking about.

Explain how the Packers can be one of the most feckless teams in the league in running the ball for so many years, yet all of a sudden they're bursting holes wide wide the **** open.

Eddie Lacy is a part of that, but these are huge holes. James Starks, brokedick Ryan Grant, and even John ****ing Kuhn could get 100 yards with this kind of production.

That's primarily due to Evan Dietrich-Smith.

Prisco sucks ass- I am going to neg rep the next person that post his stupid shit on here.

So...we're back to hating Prickso then?

Manny ****ing Ramirez ROFL. Peydaton is going to get another shit lineman PAID.

Oh no. That was all mine. :D

ROFL:clap:

Its the same reason that Brian Westbrook was never regarded as the best running back even though he was damn good at catching the ball out of the backfield. On NFL Network LT didn't even have JC in his top 5 RB's, a guy out of Arizona over JC in fact.

:cuss:

Heh I couldn't bring myself to ban you. But if things don't go your way after the teams play don't you dare disappear. You'll leave me no choice. That's a steadfast rule around here. Talk shit and you have to own it if it doesn't work out.

Because Manning has never had any effect on line numbers...

Wait...did we ever like him? I've never seen anything positive about the Chiefs posted by this hater.

Yeah. When every team is selling out against the pass on every play, any lineman looks like a good run blocker. Instead of "Manny Ramirez", they should just say, "Whoever Is Playing Center for Manning".

You should be thankful they are complete pussies and let you post here. Your ass should be gone after what you pulled coward.

Everyone knew he had talent, but needed to get his shit together

I'll be around if the unthinkable happens. Maybe not immediately after the game but certainly the following morning.

If you won't show up after a loss, don't be here after a win.

And when you lose, will you still post some BS about one or more of your donkey-tard players? Pretty please?

U mad bro? We don't enforce bets. If you can get another mod to ban him go ahead. No sense losing your shit and being a passive aggressive asshole though.

That works. Just be a man about it either way and you shouldn't have any issues. What another mod does I have no control over. People call the Mane a bunch of pussies for banning our members and I'm not going to be like those pillowbitergots.

If the Donks win, will you show up immediately after the game?

I bet you will, douchebag.

I will!

And you'll be here just as quickly if they lose, correct?

Probably not until the next morning if we lose. But I'll be here.

See, that makes you a bitch if you delay a whole day in showing up if your team loses, but then pop in to say hi immediately after a win.

I dont see the point in banning blackbob and letting this turd stay. BB offers more to the board than a bunch of reerun spam.

OK

Yeah, okay. Don't be a bitch.

Don't worry, I'm sure I'll be here right after the game.

LMAO

I respect what you're saying. What made you change your mind? Maybe I'm wrong, wouldn't be the first time, but originally I recall you saying you didn't really want him banned for welching on that bet. What happened? And why is it so hard to just put him on ignore, and not opening his threads. He's not exactly all over the place.

BTW, I personally wouldn't have banned Blackbob either.

He said he would leave the board if the forum wanted him gone in a poll. Also constant spam and BB and Hootie basically being exiled for less. It set a bad precedent. The poll proved that 80 percent of the board is tired of it. I don't have anyone on ignore.

Yeah, If I would have done it, it would have had a bit more sting. :hmmm:

Just so you and I are clear, I wouldn't have banned Blackbob, Hootie, or anyone else who didn't directly threaten a member of this site or participate in overt racism. Those are the only things I would personally ban someone for. Trolling, dumbassery, lying, or whatever happens on CP every single day. It's not banworthy in my eyes.

I've always liked you, otherwise I wouldn't bother explaining myself like this. Just so we're clear, had the other two not been banned then you wouldn't give a shit about Von Dumbass?

Smack him!

Pretty much. I don't understand the team's indecision when it cones to the little turd. We either ban for spam/trolling or we don't. The lrecedent was set that we do. I didn't mean any disrespect with my comments earlier.

Oh, I'll catch him down the road. Right now I'm trying to come up with a good namee for PGM, perhaps PMS? :)

What if say, an ocelot was promised?

Would that do anything for you?

I would deserve it. Besides, be nice to have a diff name for once.

Free blackbob!!!

"****ing Asshole" would be great for me.

You reaaaaally don't like him do you ROFL

If you see a thread started by von dumbass, just don't click it.

But isn't it really more fun for the board to have him around to smack around like a prostitute in some old western?

It's all good, bro. I've just seen you post something similar before and figured I'd rather try and hash it out than have it escalate by coming across as if I was ignoring you. No harm, no foul. Again, if I think you're a punkass I don't even bother. But I like you. /nohomo

Heh

Think Boxxy. MOAR BOXXY!

You know I can't promise that on weekdays.

:(

Only one? You know how to count to 4?

Huh?

Prisco picked 2 linebackers for 3-4. You said he's short a LB.