I dunno, but she's kinda funny.

I like Booty shorts and a tank top.

Short girls. pref 5'5 or under, bubble ass.

Thats all I really care about.

What a horrible thing to say. I'm afraid I am going to have to give you negative reputation for this post.

Eh..whatever. My life will go on without your approval, or positive feelings.

What!!! :eek:

you know it's illegal to neg rep boobies :cuss:

Speaking of boobies, which of the following best describes yours?

A. (.)(.)


B. (.)(.)


C. (.)(.)

What, no option D or DD?

You can blame Kyle for that, the size 7 font is the largest available.

I don't see you having a long tenure here if you let little things under your skin.

Trust me, that doesn't stop people.

only the exposed kind

Well, honey, I was actually kidding. I guess I should have added a smiley face. I figured he was intentionally goading me by coming back with the broad comment, so I had a laugh and called him an ass hole. But since this has obviously annoyed so many people, I am really, truly, sorry that you took me seriously.

Well, fundamentally men are pigs who could care less about the accessorizing. I know that I, personally, rarely notice makeup unless it's overdone (which is bad), rarely notice jewelry unless its gaudy (which is bad) and never, ever notice shoes or handbags or any of that crap.

Hair, how much skin is showing, and how tight/loose the clothes are are about all that I (and most men, I think) notice. Usually the rule is more skin the better and the tighter the clothes are the better, but avoid looking trashy, and only if you can carry it off. Nobody wants to see a bulging belly (i.e. overhang). Dress to accentuate the positive and minimize the negative.

The usual rule is long, straight hair is preferred, but certainly women can pull off shorter hair if they have the right face for it.

And for God's sake don't over do the makeup, perfume or jewelry. Less CAN be more.

I think the word broad in reference to a woman is funny, that's why I use it. If everybody used that term, I would most likely stop. I'm 28, and have never called anyone a fox, because it isn't funny to me.
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Excellent explanation.

I find understatement to be very sexy. A look that says, "Sure, I could do more, but I don't need to".